Now that we know what sex is, it’s time to figure out when to have it.  The answer, according to science, is “a lot of the time” but “not too much of the time.”

In a study of men with fertility problems, daily ejaculation for a week cut the amount of DNA damage seen in sperm samples.

Speaking at a fertility conference, the Australian researcher said general advice for couples had been to have sex every two or three days.

Wrong!  The study instead found that eight in ten men had a 12% drop in DNA damage to sperm after a week of the once-a-day treatment.  All together now!  Allll day I dream aboooouuuut…   Continue »

Jessica Simpson might be good at nothing in her professional life, but she certainly can shine in her personal life.  While wearing a hip hugging red-and-navy dress she sang the national anthem before her boyfriend Tony Romo played in Tiger Woods own golf tournament, Tiger Tourney!  She didn’t screw up too badly either, so maybe her career is getting on back, or maybe people know how to humor her.

Same difference I suppose, check out the rest of her photos after the jump>>> Continue »

As of yesterday, painkillers users have been coping with nothing so much as bad news – a federal advisory board suggested that Vicodin and Percocet be taken off the market and other painkillers get smacked with reduced dosages.

One Denver teenager, not content to let Uncle Sam and his parents’ medicine cabinet determine how much OxyContin he could or could not have, took matters into his own hands…   Continue »

All the supporting players in the surreal Michael Jackson life-play are coming out of the woodwork now to get theirs.  Uri Geller, a q-side celebrity in Britain who has the power to bend spoons with his mind (aliens granted it to him, apparently), has rattled off a whole host of Jackson problems and secrets, from his doctor-assisted drug use to his secret girlfriend (hmm).

But perhaps most noteworthy is the new interview in which Bubbles, MJ’s chimapanzee friend, finally breaks the silence.  Details and video interview with Bubbles the chimpanzee, after the fame… after the jump.   Continue »

Good morning pets!  Today should be your last day before you get to go on vacation for the 4th of July.  And God bless America, or not God and whatever you believe in.  It’s been a difficult year for most of everyone, but here’s America and seeing the other side of this recession.  Well that, and the other side of the very lovely Joana Alvarenga in July’s issue of Maxmen Magazine.

Check her out after the jump>>> Continue »

Sick video I found, guys!  Sick, as in, literally disgusting.  As in, giant bulging bulbous pustule oozing with feces that is living in our very sewers disgusting.  As in, hideous soul-wart of Satan growing and leeching and feeding on the flesh of dead rats and hobos though it sort of also looks like a big avocado seed disgusting.

On the ‘ternet yesterday, some speculated that this video of a festering, writhing, excrement-sucking herpefied-demon-womb-creature in a North Carolina sewer was some crappy stealth viral promotion for a movie or video game.  Today, scientists over at Gizmodo have confirmed it is very real.  Lock your doors, bar your windows, and never, ever stick your arm down into the flushy drain part of your toilet, kids.  Video and description, ATJ:   Continue »

Summer is as good a time as any to go to a museum.  Why not go to the one in Israel that has just opened a provocative new exhibition called Bar Refaeli Naked: A Study in the Aesthetics of Erotism That Is Actually Just a Bunch of Pictures of Bar Refaeli Naked?

No, I was unable to find out what the exhibition is called or even where it is being held, but one hopes it will have a showing in major U.S. museums as well.  Fortunately the Israeli supermodel and/or the art museum were kind enough to display the artwork on the internet as well.  Pics and video, after the jump.  Basically SFW: it’s not “pictures of a lady naked,” it’s “the creative passion of the muse incarnate on the canvas of life” (naked).   Continue »

So there’s this new nature guy, something like a cross between the Crocodile Hunter (but real), Steve Irwin (but a New Zealander… and alive), and U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Director Rowan Gould (but instead of maintaining the delicate balance between our nation’s need for natural resources and our irreplaceable endangered species, he jumps out of helicopters and wrestles tiger-sized fish into submission).

This man, who is all things man to all men, goes by the name of Matt Watson, and he hosts a program called The Ultimate Fishing Show.  He has been on Letterman, and there’s a ridiculous video of this insane, insane man, well, jumping out of a helicopter and wrestling a tiger-sized fish into submission.  It is a bit “viral,” I understand, but if you haven’t seen it yet, you must – after the jump.  The feat took five attempts over 11 months. Continue »

An AP article today scrutinizes the American idea of sex in light of the South Carolina governor Mark Sanford admission that he had “crossed lines” with six other women besides his wife during his years of marriage, but never the “sex line” (until the Argentina chica).  So where is the “sex line”?  The AP cites an alarming study: increasing numbers of our undereducated children do not know what sex is:

The study, based on 1991 survey of 599 college students, found [many] considered oral sex or mutual masturbation as having “had sex.”

Mutual masturbation as sex?  Oh dear.  The definitive defining definition of sex, after the jump:   Continue »

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