http://flisted.com Hot Celebrity Snatch Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:43:07 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/b2777396757d45acaf7e20eded674e67?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://flisted.com http://flisted.com/87811/afternoon-pick-me-up-laura-siani/ http://flisted.com/87811/afternoon-pick-me-up-laura-siani/#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:05:12 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87811 Laura Siani, sometime Maxim Hometown Hottie and, well... I mean what else is there to say?   ]]> http://flisted.com/87811/afternoon-pick-me-up-laura-siani/feed/ 0 Ben laura siani http://flisted.com/87806/if-you-watched-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-last-night/ http://flisted.com/87806/if-you-watched-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-last-night/#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:34:53 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87806 ...I figured you might want to know that d*cktowel.com is now live.  My roommate Dan who also works for the internet looked up the URL last night during the show.  There was no site ("Did you mean 'd*cktrowel.com'?"), but he checked again today, and whoa, so many MS Paint penises!  Includes a bonus video from the Always Sunny dudes.  "A girl with the towel on works too." As the site exhorts, "Join D*ck Towel Nation!"  It appears you can actually order as well. Nothing about this is safe for work: d*cktowel.com. ]]> http://flisted.com/87806/if-you-watched-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-last-night/feed/ 0 Ben !! http://flisted.com/87831/power-lunch-111/ http://flisted.com/87831/power-lunch-111/#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:33:20 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87831 ]]> http://flisted.com/87831/power-lunch-111/feed/ 0 Ben http://flisted.com/87801/british-beauty-queens-fight-in-nightclub-over-a-man-named-tornado/ http://flisted.com/87801/british-beauty-queens-fight-in-nightclub-over-a-man-named-tornado/#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:01:02 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87801 Ah, the British.  Give Britain's millions of wayward youths (chavs, wankers, you know the ones) credit for doing their darnedest to erase the international Anglo image of expensive hats, peerages, and porcelain clocks.  In ten years, when we think "U.K." it'll be casual sex, knife fights, and reckless drinking.  This story more or less summarizes the story of Future Britain: Miss England, Rachel Christie, attacked Miss Manchester, Sara Beverley Jones, in the wee hours at a nightclub. Miss England has relinquished her crown.  The fight was over a man.  His name is "Tornado," and he is the British equivalent of an American Gladiator.  More details, ATJ: ]]> http://flisted.com/87801/british-beauty-queens-fight-in-nightclub-over-a-man-named-tornado/feed/ 0 Ben BIT OF A TIFFLE http://flisted.com/87798/tune-in-tonight-as-a-psychic-finally-talks-to-dead-michael-jackson/ http://flisted.com/87798/tune-in-tonight-as-a-psychic-finally-talks-to-dead-michael-jackson/#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:59:08 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87798 ]]> http://flisted.com/87798/tune-in-tonight-as-a-psychic-finally-talks-to-dead-michael-jackson/feed/ 0 Ben http://flisted.com/87772/afternoon-pick-me-up-nayomi-rene/ http://flisted.com/87772/afternoon-pick-me-up-nayomi-rene/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:14:32 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87772 Today: Nayomi Rene, out of California.   ]]> http://flisted.com/87772/afternoon-pick-me-up-nayomi-rene/feed/ 0 Ben nayomi rene http://flisted.com/87765/the-vertical-bed-will-definitely-speed-up-our-takeover-by-the-chinese/ http://flisted.com/87765/the-vertical-bed-will-definitely-speed-up-our-takeover-by-the-chinese/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:54:15 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87765 God, you are so lazy!  The Vertical Bed, an apparatus that allows you to sleep upright on the go, has just been designed and tested.  You assemble it, affix it to a subway grate, put on your white noise headphones and opaque sunglasses, and you're good to snooze.  Is this completely idiotic or do I want it very much?  It's not at all clear.  No more getting winded on the walk home from Arby's, America! Sped-up video of a guy taking a 40-minute stand-nap in the middle of Manhattan.  No one pesters him or robs him, probably because in New York, when you see someone doing a weird art thing in the street, it is best to avoid eye contact.   ]]> http://flisted.com/87765/the-vertical-bed-will-definitely-speed-up-our-takeover-by-the-chinese/feed/ 0 Ben i got this picture from a dictionary, under the definition of "comfortable" http://flisted.com/87791/power-lunch-110/ http://flisted.com/87791/power-lunch-110/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:42:39 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87791 A Small Collection of “After Party” Shots. (Uncoached) *Bossip Exclusive*: One NBA Player is Cheating with Another NBA Player’s Pregnant Fiancée! (Bossip) "This Is It" Soundtrack at Number One. (FilmDrunk) Midnight T&A: Genevieve Godbout. (Celebslam) Sex, Lies & Videotape: Celeb Porns We Never Got To See. (The Frisky) Is Chris Brown Stealing Rihanna's Thunder? (PopEater) Miranda Kerr - November CS - HQ Pictures. (UseMyComputer) So Much Beer… GONE! (Hail Mary Jane) Megan Fox Rolling Stone Outtakes of the Day. (Drunken Stepfather) 2 Cakes, 1 Kelly Brook. (Celebrity Odor) The 15 Best Stacy Keibler Videos of All Time. (Epic Carnival) Hollywood Is Officially Out of Ideas. (Gunaxin) 3 All-Time Greatest Tim Tebow Halloween Costumes. (Busted Coverage) 12 Hottest Female Sports Uniforms. (Guyism) Paris Hilton Denies Physical Fight With Doug Reinhardt. (Anything Hollywood) ]]> http://flisted.com/87791/power-lunch-110/feed/ 0 Ben sorry i trampoline http://flisted.com/87762/my-boyfriend-is-the-president/ http://flisted.com/87762/my-boyfriend-is-the-president/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:45:01 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87762 ]]> http://flisted.com/87762/my-boyfriend-is-the-president/feed/ 0 Ben http://flisted.com/87755/rihanna-claims-chris-brown-beat-her-eight-or-nine-times/ http://flisted.com/87755/rihanna-claims-chris-brown-beat-her-eight-or-nine-times/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:20:39 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87755 So.  Chris Brown's interview on MTV and Rihanna's interview on 20/20 will both air tomorrow (Friday), and this thing is looking to be a barnburner, folks.  A short clip of Rihanna's segment with Diane Sawyer has been released, and it's pretty damning.  A few of Rihanna's claims: CORRECTION: You in the comments are right - it is not clear in the clip whether Rihanna is saying she herself was beat eight or nine times.  We'll see tomorrow, I guess. Rihanna was embarrassed to confide in anyone about the violence because she "didn't want people to think that's the kind of person... I fell in love with that person.  It's humiliating to say this happened. To accept that? It's a traumatizing experience." Rihanna left Chris because she felt an obligation as a role model to show girls that domestic abuse is never acceptable: "Any girl who is going through domestic violence: Don't react off of love. F love. To come out of the situation and look at it third-person and for what it really is, you then make your decision. Because love is so blinding." How does Brown plan to address this?  And why Rihanna's decision to drop these bombs now?  Well...   ]]> http://flisted.com/87755/rihanna-claims-chris-brown-beat-her-eight-or-nine-times/feed/ 12 Ben "but never, ever did i beat her TEN times."