Imogen Thomas Continues to Show Off the Goods, Which is Great

How often can Imogen Thomas get out there and show off her near-naked body? Bro, not often enough. Am I right? Well, she’s back at it, walking around town, showing off her stomach, her whale tail and her stretch marks huge ass. Remember these: the upskirt, the down shirt, the up shorts, the no shirt, and on and on and on… This chick just loves showing off her body in the most blatant way possible.

And we love her for that!

The Exact Moment Before Jessica Alba Kicks Some Dude’s Ass

I have no idea what this is for, but it’s some video of Jessica Alba being up some wrestler. Complete with a ladder! Seriously, there’s something so sexy about these stills. Maybe it’s her tight pants or maybe it’s that she’s beating up some dude from the 80s. Whatever it is, man, she’s got the muscle.

I would actually pay her to beat me up. How about you?

Miley Cyrus Upskirt Photos.. And It Appears as if She’s Not Wearing Any Underwear [NSFW]

So, there is an interesting development going on here. It appears as if the Internet has gotten a hold of some Miley Cyrus upskirt photos. And, well, wouldn’t you believe, in said photos she isn’t wearing any underwear. At least that’s the look. Some are assuming she has on flesh-colored undies, but I’m not buying it. They look NSFW to me!

Welp…

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Italian Model and Actress Sara Tommasi Is Not Wearing Any Underwear, And She’s Happy To Prove It

Sara Tommasi, an Italian actress and model, is absolutely bombed and out on the town. Oh, duh, and she’s not wearing any underwear. Italian women, am I right? So, she went out on a date, got wasted and flashed ALL of her lady parts. It almost reminds me of Dudley Moore in “Arthur,” except he doesn’t show his vagina in that movie. Right?

Well, take the jump for an opportunity to see some NSFW-ness. It’s safe after the jump, but we give you the option to buy!

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Oops! Those Are Definitely Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipples

So, Jennifer Lawrence, of “Hunger Games” fame, did a shoot for the fine people over at Interview Magazine. Harmless enough, right? Well, apparently they published a photo of Ms. Lawrence’s nipples in their fine magazine. It took a few looks, but, yeah, those are nipples alright.

The funny thing is that the actual interview in the magazine was done by non other than Drew Barrymore. Yeah, awesome. I’m sure she asked some ground-breaking questions. Yawn. I’ve a been huge fan of Lawrence for some time now, but really can’t stand Barrymore. Something about her smug face. But some dudes lose their shit over her. Yeah, maybe over Jennifer Lawrence, but not Drew Barrymore. Sorry. You aren’t allowed to lose your shit over her.

Breaking: Paris Hilton is Annoying

You have to love when the Daily Mail calls you out for being annoying. It’s just so, wonderful. Such is the case with Paris Hilton who is getting the “can you believe this chick?” treatment by the DM for posting InstaGram bikini photos on Facebook. No shit she’s annoying. Thanks for joining the rest of us, DM.

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A recent study has found that Instagram photos are the most irritating fixture on Facebook.

However it seems Paris Hilton didn’t get the memo.
The 31-year-old has posted several snaps using the application during her Australian break.

One shot, which she captioned ‘Love Bondi Beach!’ was of herself reclining against a fence in a Missioni-style dress, pulled down to reveal a risque blue cut-out swimming costume.

Look, we’ll slow down and let you catch up with the rest of us. We don’t mind waiting.

Oh, and here she is showing some leg at the Darling Hotel. No complaints, but then again her douchie DJ boyfriend is nowhere to be seen, which makes her a little less annoying.

A Little LeAnne Rimes Lesbian Lovin’

There’s nothing wrong with two women loving up on each other, especially when one is a very married and soon-to-be topless LeAnn Rimes. Country music has led many a man and woman to lesbianism. Truth.

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LeAnn Rimes was spotted seemingly puckering up to another woman yesterday, as she fooled around with a girlfriend during yet another holiday break to popular ski spot Mammoth, California.

And instead of Cibrian being worried about his 29-year-old wife with her hands and lips all over someone else, the 38-year-old actor was cheering on and even took photographs of the naughty embrace.

That’s stupid. Why would he stop this from happening. Let ‘em play, is what we like to say. Kudos to Ms. Rimes, she’s finally earned our respect — look, we didn’t make fun of her this time! Imagine that.

Paris Hilton Parties Like a Hippie, But Apparently Didn’t Smoke Any Weed

So, it doesn’t seem as if Paris Hilton smoked any weed this week when she partied in Miami. Sure, dudes were trying to give her a little contact high, but there’s nothing wrong with that, right?

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She already spent much of Tuesday partying away poolside in Miami with boyfriend DJ Afrojack.

And Paris Hilton is clearly in the party mood – sporting an animal print bikini top and wrap around black sarong for a second day of outdoor fun yesterday.

She showed off her trim figure in the ensemble which she teamed with a matching leopard print handbag which appeared to be one of her own designs.

Of course your boyfriend is a DJ. And of course he has his own brand of sunglasses. And of course his name is Afrojack. And of course he’s a douchebag. It all makes sooo much sense, sweetie. But, to be fair, your body looks pretty slamming. Which, yeah, is pretty alright in our book.

Porn Star Bree Olson Strips in Support of #KONY2012, Explaining the Jason Russell Masturbation Spell

It’s no wonder that ‘Kony 2012′ director Jason Russell was busted running through the streets masturbating. He must have seen this Bree Olson video. That explains everything!

Porn star, and former Charlie Sheen sex toy, Bree Olson has made a nice little video in which she strips down to support the Kony cause. How adorable. After watching this, there are probably hundreds of dudes who will get busted masturbating in the streets. What a worth cause.

Kris Jenner Posts Topless Pregnant Photo of Herself on Twitter

Of course she did. She’s a fame whore. What would you expect? Kris Jenner was starting to feel like she wasn’t getting much attention from the media, so she decided to post a topless pregnant photo of herself on her Twitter account from way back in the day. Welp.

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It was fair few years before Demi Moore posed naked and pregnant for her infamous Vanity Fair cover.

But Kris Jenner was clearly ahead of the game back in 1987 while pregnant with son Rob Kardashian – yesterday she posted a photograph of herself showing her original take on the Demi-style pose.

The 56-year-old reality star matriarch posted the picture on her Celeb Buzz blog in honour of Rob’s 25th birthday.

He should be so proud of his mom. Yawn. This woman can’t go away fast enough. Seriously. I apologize for posting these, but, I did so in jest.