Most famously known as “The Body” during her heydays as an international supermodel in the 1980s, Aussie native Elle Macpherson was recently photographed strutting her stuff in a bikini while vacationing for the Christmas holidays Down Under. 

Time has been kind to this mother-of-two, who, at age 44, has managed to preserve her slim figure and muscle definition. Although, I must say, perhaps it’s because I’m too young to remember, but how can a woman with no ass have been labeled “The Body”?  I’m not saying it has to be as ginormous as Kim Kardashian’s, but so far as I can tell a woman’s rump roast should not be invisible.

What do you boys and girls think of Elle’s body?

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Seeing these female celebs with their perfect bodies day-in and day-out can really start to wear on a girl. Now at age 25, I hope I look as smoking hot as MILFs like Stephanie Seymour do at age 40.

Here is the mother-of-four on vacation in France basking in the sun and playing on the beach with her little girls over the weekend. 

By no means is Stephanie perfect, as seen in some of these pics where the former supermodel flashes a bit of cellulite, but let’s face it, the average chick in her 20s doesn’t have a body as lean and trim as this mom does.

Whether she be fully clothed, in a bathing suit, of some skimpy Victoria’s Secret lingerie, no man would be foolish enough to pass on tapping this gem if she were to be appear before them in their bedroom doorway.

What do you think of Stephanie’s MILF bod?

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If you read the site regularly then you know how in love I am with actress Sarah Shahi, most famous for her roles in Showtime’s The L Word and NBC’s Life.  

She doesn’t have any big projects lined up, which is a shame because her Spanish-Persian ass is absolutely beautiful.  Can she act? I haven’t the slightest clue, but I’ll bet my left boob she’s no worse than Alba. And if that chick can get big gigs like “Sin City,” then I don’t see why Sarah shouldn’t be able to get those kind of gigs either.

Here she is at the GQ Men of the Year, along with some other event, back in November in Los Angeles.  These photos do her no justice. She looks like she just got up from a nap and she’s cranky.

Check out her hot bikini pics in Esquire Magazine here, as well as GQ and Complex magazine here and here.

It’s been a decade since cinema epic “Titanic” hit the big screen and Kate Winslet is looking as gorgeous as ever.  

Now age 32, and with two kids under her belt, the British actress has certainly raised eyebrows lately with her latest trimmed down figure, as elegantly showcased in the latest Vanity Fair Magazine.

I mean, are you seeing this!  I’m not knocking her nude scene in “Titanic,” but if she could shoot that scene again with her tight MILF bod, I don’t think they’ll be any objections.  

Here’s Kate at the premiere of “The Reader” in New York City yesterday. BOOBIES!

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For the rest of my life Natasha Henstridge will just be that super hot naked alien chick.  I guess that’s alright because she was that super hot naked Alien chick in “Species.”  It’s just that her career can’t ever go anywhere else because if it does it means she’s getting awards on merit and not on hotness.  Thereby indicating that she has become a desperate old hag that has something to prove.

It’s been a decade since Ali Landry came to be known as the Doritos Girl, and homegirl is still as fresh-faced and beautiful as ever!  

Now age 35, here are some pics of the Louisiana native glowing in pink while walking the red carpet at the 2008 American Music Awards held in Los Angeles, California Sunday.

To think Mario Lopez got to dip his tip into that and lost it all when she found out he also played a round of Just the Tip with the stripper at his bachelor party! ¡Sucio!

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I have no idea where I’ve been, but I had no idea Australian singer Natalie Imbruglia was looking this good.  Man, I remember her as the dark haired, boyish looking chick that sang that terrible song Torn in the ’90s.  Oh shit, I am getting old.  Anyways, girlfriend recently divorced her husband, Australian singer Daniel Johns and got her shit together cause her body is bangin’.

Recently, she’s been linked to rapper Will.I.Am.  So I think it goes without saying that Natalie Imbruglia left her manorexic husband to be with a man that can do her right or someshit.  Anyways, she dumped the bitch, made the switch and impressed the shit out of me.  I never noticed her tits before.  What the fuck?

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Talk about a blast from the past!  For those of you who are too young to recognize this chick, or who’ve just spent too much time hitting the bong, this chestacular beauty is Shoshanna Lonstein, a girl whose name is known because she used to date a famous person once upon a time.

Back in the early ’90s, when UB40 and Meatloaf were both kings, comedian Jerry Seinfeld was wedging his kosher pickle in between Shoshanna’s full-bodied knishes, an act that raised headlines because, well, because she was underage at the time. That’s right, Shoshanna’s pussy was 17-years-tight back then and Mr. Seinfeld had no problem poking his head through her bushy front door.  

Actually, he might have poked through the back door, too.  You never really know.  There’s a thought that must keep a father up at night.  Did you think? My little girl? No. She’s still a virgin! Isn’t she?  [In the distance.] *Ring* “Hello. *Pause* Pick me up whenever, I’m ready. *Pause* Yeah, I brought the AstroGlide and the funnel.”

Here’s Seinfeld’s ex of more than a decade ago, Shoshanna Lonstein, showing off her big juggs beachside in a bikini while in Miami earlier this week.

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I know Jennifer Connelly isn’t the traditional type of material we feature here on F-Listed, but I’m going to squeeze her in anyway.

Perhaps it’s because she maintains her privacy, but this is one woman we don’t see enough of in the media. I just think she’s absolutely stunning with those piercing green eyes and dark chocolate hair.

Plus, c’mon, she was in “Labyrinth.” That right there is enough to seal her place in history forever.

Here’s Jennifer Connelly in next month’s issue of Marie Claire Magazine.

What do you think of Jennifer?

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British actress Kate Winslet shows her sexy side in next month’s issue of Vanity Fair Magazine.

Here’s a talent we don’t often discuss.  Kate’s beauty and talents are too sophisticated for this site (not that we don’t love her).  Aside from this rare appearance, any more often and it would be a very odd pairing of characters.

We and Kate live in two separate worlds. Asking her who Aubrey O’Day or Audrina Patridge are would make about as much sense to her as if we’d asked her why do donkeys always insist on getting drunk and peeing in the refrigerator.

How do you guys feel about the photospread?

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