Confession: this showed up in my GMail inbox header, you know, where Google places the ads you might be interest in based on your emailing predilections.  Granted, it was for my FListed GMail, but still, Google, why do you think I want a necklace with a fake mustache charm on the end?

From “Got Milk” ads to classic Hollywood Hunks, the mustache is a must-have accessory for saucy style. LA-based fine jewelry designer Rachael White has taken this trend to a new level of luxury with the launch of Demistache, a chic yet cheeky jewelry collection that pays “homme-age” to facial fashion with an ultra-feminine twist.

Lindsay Lohan?  Loves to rock her ’stache.  And Isla Fisher?  Liked it so much she grew her own.  Pictures of woman celebrities wearing this @ss-terrible product, other side of the jump!   Continue »

This is one of those cool internet things you will like.  A French magazine recently arranged a photoshoot of a 20-year-old model.  In one picture, her hair, makeup, and clothes are styled as you would expect from a nice young lady of 20.

But in another, using only the sorts of age cues hidden in the gloss of the hair and the desperation of the makeup, her stylists have made her look the spitting image of a 30-year-old.  In another, the same 20-year-old model is done up to look 40, and so on, for 50, 60, and even 10 years old.  It is astonishing (and encouraging?) how the same woman can be convincingly aged across five decades.  Magic of Hollywood, y’all, after the jump:   Continue »

You know, for maybe being totally out of her mind Lady Gaga has got her shtick down pat, you know, being avandt-garde and whatnot.  What?  Can’t you tell by her amazing button headdress!  She’s lucky that she’s got an incredibly sweet @ss cause I might be turned off of her entirely after looking at that thing.

What about you?  Check out the rest of the photos and let us know what your take on Lady Gaga’s hair is>>> Continue »

One of those scuzzy folk who go about photographing celebrities on beaches and at K-Mart caught a few snaps of Hayden Panettiere, the Heroes chick, on a boat.  Because Hayden is a cool lady she got a tattoo, and because she is an artist she got the tattoo in Italian, and because she does not speak Italian and the tattoo is a complete affectation… the Italian phrase is spelled wrong.  Ay caramba! I mean, uh, Che baddo!

The mistake, the photos, and some other hilariously misspelled tattoos, after the jump.  Continue »

Marilyn Monroe was an actress who was famous for being on drugs and singing “Happy Birthday” to the president.  Lindsay Lohan is doing all these photoshoots to make everyone think that she is like Marilyn Monroe, but the fact is, she did not so much as wish Barack Obama happy birthday.  She did not even want Barack Obama to have a happy birthday.  Yet here are all these pictures from a Spanish Vogue shoot of her done up like Marilyn, after the J.  Continue »

Oh dear sweet Hey-Zeus! What is going on here?! Over the weekend, Kanye West was spotted  shopping at H. Lorenzo in West Hollywood with girlfriend Amber Rose, who seems to have forgotten she’s a grown-ass woman.

All I can do is sit here and shake my head. What in dildo hell is she wearing?! I assure you, I am far from being a fashionista, but even I know better than to wear something that looks like it came from the children’s casual department at Target. This ensemble  needs to be stripped off her and donated to some kids who would actually fit into the clothes.

Just looking at these photos makes my Rican taco ache! As someone whose thighs aren’t a size zero, I know for a fact that those shorts are riding up her taco. Something about having meat on your bones makes shorts ride up north. I’m telling you, forget cameltoe, this chick must have a case of camelhoof!

And a sport’s bra for a top? Absolutely not! 

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Normally the idea of a beautiful woman in tight black pants and a corset is erotically stimulating, but in the case of Katy Perry’s choice of wardrobe at the BRIT Awards 2009 in London earlier today, I’m afraid she needs to be slapped across the face with a big, fat FAIL (and perhaps even a pink sparkly dildo!).

I suppose a fashionista would see this outfit as playful, and a reflection of her youthful spirit, but all I see is a woman who managed to combine the image of sex with an image I associate with little girls. And I don’t know about you, but those aren’t two elements that ought to be combined.

If my man were to come pick me up for a date in a jeans and a designer shirt with G.I. Joe or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle characters, rest assure my mouth won’t be releasing any sperm burps that night!

More close-ups of her ass in tight leggings, this way >>> Continue »

Sexy UK singer Lily Allen went shopping at Prada in a scandalous black Armand Basi dress with a sheer panel showing off her flat tummy and sexy ways earlier this week. 

I jumped onto the Lily Allen bandwagon really late in the game, but I can’t get enough of this chick now that I have discovered her music. She makes me wanna get drunk, dance, and throw some punches at some deserving club skanks.

This outfit is scandalously hot and I love the way it looks on her. Any other big-breasted girl with fake macaroons would look whorish and trashy, but on Lily it somehow looks empowering and awesome. 

What do you think of Lily’s attire?

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Check out more pics of Lily looking hot in 3…2…1… Continue »

A lot of people think Beyonce Knowles is a raving beauty, but I just don’t see it anymore.  She looks the way my great Aunt Rita would when she’d apply her makeup after a three day drinking binge.  Consequently, it’s the same way anyone would look if Michael J. Fox did their makeup, just sayin’.

So here’s Beyonce and her costume change at the 40th Annual Principales Awards–although, for being a second rate artist she sure does get a ton of awards and fanfare.

Check out Beyonce and her RuPaul fashion decisions after the jump… Continue »

British actress Gemma Arterton may not be a household name yet, but with her recent gig as character Strawberry Fields the latest James Bond flick, “Quantum of Solace,” she is fastly climbing up the “It List” ladder.

If not for her role in the film, Gemma will certainly garner attention for her leggy, eye-raising gown at last night’s world premiere for “Quantum of Solace” in London, England.

Now, what needs to be answered is why her character’s name is Strawberry Fields. Does that mean she’s pink and sweet on the inside?

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