http://flisted.com Hot Celebrity Snatch Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:03:33 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/b2777396757d45acaf7e20eded674e67?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://flisted.com http://flisted.com/76380/blind-items/ http://flisted.com/76380/blind-items/#comments Fri, 15 May 2009 14:30:01 +0000 Sabrina Cognata http://flisted.com/?p=76380 I guess, you guess, we all guess cause that's the quest.  Whoa, that might seriously be the lamest thing I have ever written.  Luckily, I am not ashamed to have the same sort of rhyme meter as an 8-year-old.  Lots of 8-year-olds are pretty savvy these days with the internet and everything.  So there.  Anyways, let's get to the blind items: There’s a tape floating around the black market in WeHo. It features a current tween favorite. Those who have seen it say that it’s much more disgusting than the Paris Hilton tape. This one involves more than two people, same-sex activity among both girls and boys, and our star in every position possible. Did I mention our star is believed to have been somewhere between thirteen and seventeen when it was filmed? Anyone wanna take a wild guess that it's Zac Efron.  He sounds like the sort of fairy that would attend a free for all orgy between the ages of 13 and 17. For the rest, check after the jump and leave your guesses in the comments>>> ]]> http://flisted.com/76380/blind-items/feed/ 1 Miss Sabrina Could it be Zac? Avril Lavigne? Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise? http://flisted.com/63464/your-daily-fug-avril-lavigne-murders-punk-inspired-fashions-and-johnny-depp/ http://flisted.com/63464/your-daily-fug-avril-lavigne-murders-punk-inspired-fashions-and-johnny-depp/#comments Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:30:10 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://flisted.com/?p=63464 No, this is not a tranny high on crack at your local red light district. This disaster is Avril Lavigne at Johnny Depp's The Viper Room in West Hollywood Monday doing a photoshoot for her new juniors clothing line called Abbey Dawn.  Avril makes me want to punch babies, that's how angry she makes me. Who does she think she is, Betsey Johnson? As if! This clothing line of hers wouldn't even sell at Hot Topic, that's how crappy it is. How could the manager of The Viper Room allow her to shoot there? She's the antithesis of everything that place stands for. Hopefully someone slipped her an enema midway through the shoot. (Yes, that's how much I loathe this chick.) ...]]> http://flisted.com/63464/your-daily-fug-avril-lavigne-murders-punk-inspired-fashions-and-johnny-depp/feed/ 2 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Avril Lavgine at Johnny Depp's The Viper Room in West Hollywood Monday Jan. 26 filming photoshoot for her new juniors clothing line Abbey Dawn. Avril Lavgine at Johnny Depp's The Viper Room in West Hollywood Monday Jan. 26 filming photoshoot for her new juniors clothing line Abbey Dawn. (1) Avril Lavgine at Johnny Depp's The Viper Room in West Hollywood Monday Jan. 26 filming photoshoot for her new juniors clothing line Abbey Dawn. (2) Avril Lavgine at Johnny Depp's The Viper Room in West Hollywood Monday Jan. 26 filming photoshoot for her new juniors clothing line Abbey Dawn. (3) Avril Lavgine at Johnny Depp's The Viper Room in West Hollywood Monday Jan. 26 filming photoshoot for her new juniors clothing line Abbey Dawn. (4) Avril Lavgine at Johnny Depp's The Viper Room in West Hollywood Monday Jan. 26 filming photoshoot for her new juniors clothing line Abbey Dawn. (5) Avril Lavgine at Johnny Depp's The Viper Room in West Hollywood Monday Jan. 26 filming photoshoot for her new juniors clothing line Abbey Dawn. (6) http://flisted.com/28575/the-people-over-at-maxim-have-lost-their-minds/ http://flisted.com/28575/the-people-over-at-maxim-have-lost-their-minds/#comments Wed, 14 May 2008 08:14:44 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://www.flisted.com/?p=28575 Maxim Magazine has released the 2008 "Hot 100," of which I'm pretty certain was compiled by one of Pete Doherty's crackpipe kittens. Here's the top 10: 1. Marisa Miller 2. Scarlett Johansson 3. Jessica Biel 4. Eva Longoria 5. Sarah Michelle Gellar 6. Elisha Cuthbert 7. Eva Mendes 8. Christina Aguilera 9. Lindsay Lohan 10. Ashley Tisdale WTF is up with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Lindsay Lohan, and Ashley Tisdale?! For realz. My vagina wouldn't kiss their lips unless money was involved. Big money. Did I mention that both Britney Spears (#19), Avril Lavigne (#24), and Kat Von D (#62) beat out Mila Kunis (#81) and Olivia Munn (#99)?!?!?!?!? Do you hear that? It's my vagina crying its eyes out. Check out the Marisa Miller gallery here. More photos after the jump! ]]> http://flisted.com/28575/the-people-over-at-maxim-have-lost-their-minds/feed/ 9 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer The 2008 Hot 100 By Maxim Magazine: #1 Marisa Miller The 2008 Hot 100 By Maxim Magazine: #2 Scarlett Johansson The 2008 Hot 100 By Maxim Magazine: #3 Jessica Biel The 2008 Hot 100 By Maxim Magazine: #4 Eva Longoria The 2008 Hot 100 By Maxim Magazine: #5 Sarah Michelle Gellar The 2008 Hot 100 By Maxim Magazine: #6 Elisha Cuthbert The 2008 Hot 100 By Maxim Magazine: #7 Eva Mendes The 2008 Hot 100 By Maxim Magazine: #8 Christina Aguilera The 2008 Hot 100 By Maxim Magazine: #9 Lindsay Lohan The 2008 Hot 100 By Maxim Magazine: #10 Ashley Tisdale http://flisted.com/23751/avril-lavigne-hires-a-butler-gets-titties-rubbed/ http://flisted.com/23751/avril-lavigne-hires-a-butler-gets-titties-rubbed/#comments Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:06:39 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://www.flisted.com/23751/avril-lavigne-hires-a-butler-gets-titties-rubbed/ Avril Lavigne and husband Derek Whibley were recently photographed being served by a uniformed butler while picnicking in Italy. Seriously, these yuppie tool-bags hired a f--- butler. Ugh.  I wish I had a penis so I could piss all over the two of them. In other news, Derek massaged Avril's breasts during their picnic.  He was probably checking to see if she got those at Hot Topic, too. More photos after the jump! ]]> http://flisted.com/23751/avril-lavigne-hires-a-butler-gets-titties-rubbed/feed/ 3 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Avril lavigne and husband Derek Whibley picnic while in Italy Avril lavigne and husband Derek Whibley picnic while in Italy I Avril lavigne and husband Derek Whibley picnic while in Italy II Avril lavigne and husband Derek Whibley picnic while in Italy III Avril lavigne and husband Derek Whibley picnic while in Italy IV Avril lavigne and husband Derek Whibley picnic while in Italy V Avril lavigne and husband Derek Whibley picnic while in Italy VI Avril lavigne and husband Derek Whibley picnic while in Italy XI Avril lavigne and husband Derek Whibley picnic while in Italy XII Avril lavigne and husband Derek Whibley picnic while in Italy XIII Avril lavigne and husband Derek Whibley picnic while in Italy VII Avril lavigne and husband Derek Whibley picnic while in Italy VIII Avril lavigne and husband Derek Whibley picnic while in Italy X Avril lavigne and husband Derek Whibley picnic while in Italy IX http://flisted.com/15277/avril-lavigne-is-maxims-march-cover-girl/ http://flisted.com/15277/avril-lavigne-is-maxims-march-cover-girl/#comments Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:56:26 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://www.flisted.com/15277/avril-lavigne-is-maxims-march-cover-girl/ For some ungodly reason Maxim Magazine has named Avril Lavigne their March cover girl.  How this faux punk c^nt is still around is beyond me.  She's not hot, and she can't sing. As a matter of fact I heard my little brother listening to her song "Girlfriend" and I immediately burnt him some Dead Kennedy's and The Clash. You know, real punk.   I then handed him a gun and had him shoot the television. But if skinny talentless skanks are your type, head on over to Maxim Online and check out her other pics. ]]> http://flisted.com/15277/avril-lavigne-is-maxims-march-cover-girl/feed/ 0 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Avril Lavigne is Maxim’s March 2008 Cover Girl Avril Lavigne is Maxim’s March 2008 Cover Girl I Avril Lavigne is Maxim’s March 2008 Cover Girl II Avril Lavigne is Maxim’s March 2008 Cover Girl III Avril Lavigne is Maxim’s March 2008 Cover Girl IV Avril Lavigne is Maxim’s March 2008 Cover Girl V Avril Lavigne is Maxim’s March 2008 Cover Girl VI http://flisted.com/13737/avril-lavigne-rubs-chest-with-female-friend/ http://flisted.com/13737/avril-lavigne-rubs-chest-with-female-friend/#comments Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:22:48 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://www.flisted.com/13737/avril-lavigne-rubs-chest-with-female-friend/ Avril Lavigne has never been out to catch my attention on account of her being a ginormous tampon, but after these photographs of her rubbing her titties all over her female friend while in Miami have inspired me to give her a second chance. More photos after the jump! ]]> http://flisted.com/13737/avril-lavigne-rubs-chest-with-female-friend/feed/ 0 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 VI Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 VII Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 VIII Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 V Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 IX Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 XI Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 XIX Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 XVIII Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 XX Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 X Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 XIII Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 XIV Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 XII Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 I Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 II Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 III Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 IV Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 XV Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 XVI Avril Lavigne in Miami Jan. 28 VII