http://flisted.com Hot Celebrity Snatch Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:03:33 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/b2777396757d45acaf7e20eded674e67?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://flisted.com http://flisted.com/87640/celebrities-kind-of-suck-at-halloween-a-gallery-of-the-worst/ http://flisted.com/87640/celebrities-kind-of-suck-at-halloween-a-gallery-of-the-worst/#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:55:36 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87640 [/caption] When you're answering a job posting on Craigslist for "celebrity needed," the requirements you have to meet are pretty lax, actually.  "Some or no education," "discreet at pre-noon drinking," "have a face that magazine camera scientists can work with," "can sign own name," etc. So should we really expect celebrities to come up with incisive, topical, and funny costumes for Halloween, considering the requisite celebrity skill set?  The answer is yes, because 1) some of these people have a good sense of humor or at least a good wardrobe guy, right? and 2) all of these people have so much damn money that they can waltz into a costume store and declare, "Hi, I'm Jamie Foxx, and for Halloween, I am going to be the recently unveiled experimental Ares IX Mars rocket.  The costume should be made entirely of regulation NASA parts, and I think it goes without saying that there should also be a motorized launchpad.  Please have it ready by 4."  So really, there's no excuse for these q-side Halloween get-ups.  Annotated gallery of the worst of celebrity Halloween (plus a few of the best), after the jump.   ]]> http://flisted.com/87640/celebrities-kind-of-suck-at-halloween-a-gallery-of-the-worst/feed/ 0 Ben Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt http://flisted.com/85600/early-morning-mistress-audrina-patridge-in-maxim/ http://flisted.com/85600/early-morning-mistress-audrina-patridge-in-maxim/#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:42:45 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=85600 Maxim has a photoshoot and interview with Audrina Patridge, who was the brunette one on The Hills.  Apparently, she's leaving that show (you won't have Audrina Patridge to kick around anymore!) and joining a new one, called The Audrina Show.  Will that show actually come to fruition?  Seems doubtful - Audrina is 24, which in scripted-reality-teenage-drama-in-New-York-or-California years is about 97.  No one wants to watch a 97-year-old getting sloppy on Bacardi Breezers and cry-shouting at Brody Jenner near a hotel pool, MTV.  It's just crass. Audrina is also in Sorority Row, though, which promises to be the best high school or college horror schlock film of the year until Jennifer's Body is released a week later.  Photoshoot and some choice interview bits, ATJ:   ]]> http://flisted.com/85600/early-morning-mistress-audrina-patridge-in-maxim/feed/ 1 Ben let audrina eat cake http://flisted.com/57346/which-ass-would-you-tap-42/ http://flisted.com/57346/which-ass-would-you-tap-42/#comments Wed, 24 Dec 2008 15:07:28 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://flisted.com/?p=57346 One of the best Holiday presents I've yet to receive this year is MTV's The Hills season finally coming to an end. Here are Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls performing at the celebration for the finale in New York City earlier this week, were cast member Audrina Patridge was also in attendance. Of course, a better present would be for the entire cast of The Hills, along with the Pussycat Dolls, to just disappear all together, but apparently Santa is not that generous. In any case, I suppose we ought to make the best of it. If you had the opportunity to hook-up with either one of these vapid brunettes, which one would it be? Don't worry, you wouldn't have to talk to them in this fantasy make believe. That definitely helps. [polldaddy poll=1223997]   Check out more pics of the two this way>>> ]]> http://flisted.com/57346/which-ass-would-you-tap-42/feed/ 1 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Nicole vs. Audrina Singer Nicole Scherzinger performs during the season 4 finale of MTV's "The Hills" at Tavern on the Green on December 22, 2008 in New York City. (1) Singer Nicole Scherzinger performs during the season 4 finale of MTV's "The Hills" at Tavern on the Green on December 22, 2008 in New York City. (2) Singer Nicole Scherzinger performs during the season 4 finale of MTV's "The Hills" at Tavern on the Green on December 22, 2008 in New York City. (3) Singer Nicole Scherzinger performs during the season 4 finale of MTV's "The Hills" at Tavern on the Green on December 22, 2008 in New York City. (4) TV Personality Audrina Patridge attends the season 4 finale of "The Hills" at Tavern on the Green on December 22, 2008 in New York City. (1) TV Personality Audrina Patridge attends the season 4 finale of "The Hills" at Tavern on the Green on December 22, 2008 in New York City. (2) TV Personality Audrina Patridge attends the season 4 finale of "The Hills" at Tavern on the Green on December 22, 2008 in New York City. (3) TV Personality Audrina Patridge attends the season 4 finale of "The Hills" at Tavern on the Green on December 22, 2008 in New York City. (4) http://flisted.com/47982/gallery-of-sexy-2008-halloween-costumes-worn-by-female-celebrities/ http://flisted.com/47982/gallery-of-sexy-2008-halloween-costumes-worn-by-female-celebrities/#comments Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:55:58 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://www.flisted.com/?p=47982 Audrina Patridge Christina Milian Christina Aguilera Lauren Conrad Aubrey O'Day Nicole CoCo Austin More this way>>> ]]> http://flisted.com/47982/gallery-of-sexy-2008-halloween-costumes-worn-by-female-celebrities/feed/ 5 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Television personality Kimberly Kardashian attends the Pur Jeans Halloween Bash at STK on October 31, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (1) Reality TV personality Kimberly Kardashian at the Pur Jeans Halloween Bash at STK on October 31, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (2) Reality TV personality Kimberly Kardashian at the Pur Jeans Halloween Bash at STK on October 31, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (3) Reality TV personality Kimberly Kardashian at the Pur Jeans Halloween Bash at STK on October 31, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (4) TV reality slut Audrina Patridge at the Halloween 2008 at the Roosevelt Hotel on October 31, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (1) TV reality slut Audrina Patridge at the Halloween 2008 at the Roosevelt Hotel on October 31, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (2) TV reality slut Audrina Patridge at the Halloween 2008 at the Roosevelt Hotel on October 31, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (3) TV reality slut Audrina Patridge at the Halloween 2008 at the Roosevelt Hotel on October 31, 2008 in Hollywood, California. (4) Actress Christina Milian dressed as a ladybug for Halloween while at the Pur Jeans Halloween Bash at STK on October 31, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (1) Actress Christina Milian dressed as a ladybug for Halloween while at the Pur Jeans Halloween Bash at STK on October 31, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (2) Actress Christina Milian dressed as a ladybug for Halloween while at the Pur Jeans Halloween Bash at STK on October 31, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (3) Actress Christina Milian dressed as a ladybug for Halloween while at the Pur Jeans Halloween Bash at STK on October 31, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (4) Christina Aguilera dressed as Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz" for Halloween on Oct. 31, 2008. (1) Christina Aguilera dressed as Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz" for Halloween on Oct. 31, 2008. (2) Christina Aguilera dressed as Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz" for Halloween on Oct. 31, 2008. (3) Christina Aguilera dressed as Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz" for Halloween on Oct. 31, 2008. (4) Reality TV slut Lauren Conrad dressed in a 1920s flapper costume for the Pur Jeans Halloween Bash at STK on October 31, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (1) Reality TV slut Lauren Conrad dressed in a 1920s flapper costume for the Pur Jeans Halloween Bash at STK on October 31, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (2) Reality TV slut Lauren Conrad dressed in a 1920s flapper costume for the Pur Jeans Halloween Bash at STK on October 31, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (3) Reality TV slut Lauren Conrad dressed in a 1920s flapper costume for the Pur Jeans Halloween Bash at STK on October 31, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (4) Aubrey O'Day dressed as The Little Mermaid while hosting a Halloween party at Tabu Ultra Lounge in Las Vegas Oct. 31, 2008. (1) Aubrey O'Day dressed as The Little Mermaid while hosting a Halloween party at Tabu Ultra Lounge in Las Vegas Oct. 31, 2008. (2) Aubrey O'Day dressed as The Little Mermaid while hosting a Halloween party at Tabu Ultra Lounge in Las Vegas Oct. 31, 2008. (3) Aubrey O'Day dressed as The Little Mermaid while hosting a Halloween party at Tabu Ultra Lounge in Las Vegas Oct. 31, 2008. (4) Nicole CoCo Austin dressed as a sexy pussycat in fishnet stockings and thong with husband Ice-T at Club Plumm Friday night Oct. 31, 2008. (1) Nicole CoCo Austin dressed as a sexy pussycat in fishnet stockings and thong with husband Ice-T at Club Plumm Friday night Oct. 31, 2008. (2) Nicole CoCo Austin dressed as a sexy pussycat in fishnet stockings and thong with husband Ice-T at Club Plumm Friday night Oct. 31, 2008. (3) Nicole CoCo Austin dressed as a sexy pussycat in fishnet stockings and thong with husband Ice-T at Club Plumm Friday night Oct. 31, 2008. (4) MILF Kate Beckinsale dressed up a Little Red Riding Hood and goes trick or treating in Santa Monica, California with her husband and daughter Lilly who is dressed as Marie Antoinette. (1) MILF Kate Beckinsale dressed up a Little Red Riding Hood and goes trick or treating in Santa Monica, California with her husband and daughter Lilly who is dressed as Marie Antoinette. (2) MILF Kate Beckinsale dressed up a Little Red Riding Hood and goes trick or treating in Santa Monica, California with her husband and daughter Lilly who is dressed as Marie Antoinette. (3) MILF Kate Beckinsale dressed up a Little Red Riding Hood and goes trick or treating in Santa Monica, California with her husband and daughter Lilly who is dressed as Marie Antoinette. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon attend a Halloween party at Marquee on October 30, 2008 in New York City. (1) Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon attend a Halloween party at Marquee on October 30, 2008 in New York City. (2) Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon attend a Halloween party at Marquee on October 30, 2008 in New York City. (4) Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon attend a Halloween party at Marquee on October 30, 2008 in New York City. (3) Kim Kardashian arrives to her Halloween party hosted by PAMA at Stone Rose on October 30, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (1) Kim Kardashian arrives to her Halloween party hosted by PAMA at Stone Rose on October 30, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (8) Kim Kardashian arrives to her Halloween party hosted by PAMA at Stone Rose on October 30, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (3) Kim Kardashian arrives to her Halloween party hosted by PAMA at Stone Rose on October 30, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (4) Bridget Marquardt, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson during a media preview of a haunted house and other attractions that will be featured at the annual Playboy Mansion Halloween Celebration over the weekend. (1) Bridget Marquardt, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson during a media preview of a haunted house and other attractions that will be featured at the annual Playboy Mansion Halloween Celebration over the weekend. (2) Bridget Marquardt, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson during a media preview of a haunted house and other attractions that will be featured at the annual Playboy Mansion Halloween Celebration over the weekend. (3) Bridget Marquardt, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson during a media preview of a haunted house and other attractions that will be featured at the annual Playboy Mansion Halloween Celebration over the weekend. (4) http://flisted.com/46266/which-ass-would-you-tap-31/ http://flisted.com/46266/which-ass-would-you-tap-31/#comments Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:00:48 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://www.flisted.com/?p=46266 Earlier this week talentless reality hos Audrina Patridge and Kim Kardashian came out for the Grand Opening of XIV Restaurant in West Hollywood thus raising the question, would your willie rather rub back and forth between fake boobies or a fake booty? I know it's a tough one, but if you just take 15 minutes to sit down with your main man between your legs I'm sure the answer will be revealed. It helps if you pet him. They tend to like that. If your hands are too tired, ask for help from one of your fellow female coworkers or classmates. Sometimes two is better then one, especially if it means one hand on your wood and the other massaging your sack. I've added some extra pics of Kim at the 7th Annual "Los Premios MTV Latin America 2008" Awards in Guadalajara, Mexico yesterday. Which Ass Would You Tap? ( polls) ...]]> http://flisted.com/46266/which-ass-would-you-tap-31/feed/ 8 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Audrina Patridge and Kim Kardashian at the Grand Opening of XIV Restaurant on October 14, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. Audrina Patridge and Kim Kardashian at the Grand Opening of XIV Restaurant on October 14, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. (1) Audrina Patridge and Kim Kardashian at the Grand Opening of XIV Restaurant on October 14, 2008 in West Hollywood, California. (2) Television personality Kim Kardashian poses in the press room during the 7th Annual "Los Premios MTV Latin America 2008" Awards held at the Auditorio Telmex on October 16, 2008 in Guadalajara, Mexico. (1) Television personality Kim Kardashian poses in the press room during the 7th Annual "Los Premios MTV Latin America 2008" Awards held at the Auditorio Telmex on October 16, 2008 in Guadalajara, Mexico. (2) Television personality Kim Kardashian poses in the press room during the 7th Annual "Los Premios MTV Latin America 2008" Awards held at the Auditorio Telmex on October 16, 2008 in Guadalajara, Mexico. (3) Television personality Kim Kardashian poses in the press room during the 7th Annual "Los Premios MTV Latin America 2008" Awards held at the Auditorio Telmex on October 16, 2008 in Guadalajara, Mexico. (4) http://flisted.com/45684/audrina-patridge-sideboob-bikini-action-in-maxim/ http://flisted.com/45684/audrina-patridge-sideboob-bikini-action-in-maxim/#comments Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:56:07 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://www.flisted.com/?p=45684 Audrina Patridge puts on her bikini once again for the Nov. issue of Maxim Magazine.  What am I saying? She didn't put on her bikini.  The bikini is this vapid brunette's uniform, like a damn cartoon always wearing the same exact thing. It's amazing, I never thought modeling was hard until I see photoshoots like this one.  That same lifeless expression in every single damn photo.  Clearly Tyra hasn't taught Audrina how to smile with her eyes.  Although, more than likely the chick just can't do it physically.  Her brain is too stupid to figure how to be a three-dimensional person with more than just "derrrrrr" as a facial expression. ]]> http://flisted.com/45684/audrina-patridge-sideboob-bikini-action-in-maxim/feed/ 1 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Audrina Patridge in the Nov. '08 issue of Maxim Magazine Audrina Patridge in the Nov. '08 issue of Maxim Magazine (1) Audrina Patridge in the Nov. '08 issue of Maxim Magazine (2) Audrina Patridge in the Nov. '08 issue of Maxim Magazine (3) http://flisted.com/45650/audrina-patridge-gallery/ http://flisted.com/45650/audrina-patridge-gallery/#comments Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:01:37 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://www.flisted.com/?p=45650 ...]]> http://flisted.com/45650/audrina-patridge-gallery/feed/ 0 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Oh, look Audrina Patridge in a bikini (1) Oh, look Audrina Patridge in a bikini (2) Oh, look Audrina Patridge in a bikini (3) Oh, look Audrina Patridge in a bikini (4) Audrina Patridge hosts a Bombay Sapphire event in a bikini poolside at The Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas Sept. 27 (1) Audrina Patridge hosts a Bombay Sapphire event in a bikini poolside at The Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas Sept. 27 (2) Audrina Patridge hosts a Bombay Sapphire event in a bikini poolside at The Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas Sept. 27 (3) Audrina Patridge hosts a Bombay Sapphire event in a bikini poolside at The Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas Sept. 27 (4) Audrina Patridge hosts a Bombay Sapphire event in a bikini poolside at The Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas Sept. 27 (5) Audrina Patridge hosts a Bombay Sapphire event in a bikini poolside at The Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas Sept. 27 (6) Audrina Patridge hosts a Bombay Sapphire event in a bikini poolside at The Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas Sept. 27 (7) Audrina Patridge hosts a Bombay Sapphire event in a bikini poolside at The Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas Sept. 27 (8) Audrina Patridge hosts a Bombay Sapphire event in a bikini poolside at The Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas Sept. 27 (9) Audrina Patridge hosts a Bombay Sapphire event in a bikini poolside at The Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas Sept. 27 (10) Audrina Patridge hosts a Bombay Sapphire event in a bikini poolside at The Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas Sept. 27 (11) Audrina Patridge hosts a Bombay Sapphire event in a bikini poolside at The Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas Sept. 27 (12) Audrina Patridge hosts a Bombay Sapphire event in a bikini poolside at The Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas Sept. 27 (13) Audrina Patridge hosts a Bombay Sapphire event in a bikini poolside at The Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas Sept. 27 (14) Audrina Patridge hosts a Bombay Sapphire event in a bikini poolside at The Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas Sept. 27 (15) TV personality Audrina Partridge arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 1 TV personality Audrina Partridge arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 2 TV personality Audrina Partridge arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 3 TV personality Audrina Partridge arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 4 TV personality Audrina Patridge arrives to host an evening at Christian Audigier The Nightclub - Las Vegas on August 16, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. 1 TV personality Audrina Patridge arrives to host an evening at Christian Audigier The Nightclub - Las Vegas on August 16, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. 2 TV personality Audrina Patridge arrives to host an evening at Christian Audigier The Nightclub - Las Vegas on August 16, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. 3 TV personality Audrina Patridge arrives to host an evening at Christian Audigier The Nightclub - Las Vegas on August 16, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. 4 Audrina Patridge bouncing her fake boobies at a hotel pool in Vegas earlier this week (Aug. 16) 1 Audrina Patridge bouncing her fake boobies at a hotel pool in Vegas earlier this week (Aug. 16) 2 Audrina Patridge bouncing her fake boobies at a hotel pool in Vegas earlier this week (Aug. 16) 3 Audrina Patridge bouncing her fake boobies at a hotel pool in Vegas earlier this week (Aug. 16) 1 Audrina Patridge bouncing her fake boobies at a hotel pool in Vegas earlier this week (Aug. 16) 2 Audrina Patridge bouncing her fake boobies at a hotel pool in Vegas earlier this week (Aug. 16) 4 Audrina Patridge bouncing her fake boobies at a hotel pool in Vegas earlier this week (Aug. 16) 5 Audrina Patridge bouncing her fake boobies at a hotel pool in Vegas earlier this week (Aug. 16) 6 Audrina Patridge Bikini Photos with Chuy for Chelsea Lately 2 Audrina Patridge Bikini Photos with Chuy for Chelsea Lately 3 Audrina Patridge Bikini Photos with Chuy for Chelsea Lately 5 Audrina Patridge Bikini Photos with Chuy for Chelsea Lately 6 Audrina Patridge Bikini Photos with Chuy for Chelsea Lately 1 Audrina Patridge Bikini Photos with Chuy for Chelsea Lately 4 Audrina Patridge shopping on Robertson at InterMix yesterday 1 Audrina Patridge shopping on Robertson at InterMix yesterday 2 Audrina Patridge shopping on Robertson at InterMix yesterday 3 Audrina Patridge shopping on Robertson at InterMix yesterday 4 Audrina Patridge in a pink bikini at “DKNY Jeans” beach house in Malibu earlier this month 1 Audrina Patridge in a pink bikini at “DKNY Jeans” beach house in Malibu earlier this month 2 Audrina Patridge in a pink bikini at “DKNY Jeans” beach house in Malibu earlier this month 3 Audrina Patridge in a pink bikini at “DKNY Jeans” beach house in Malibu earlier this month 4 Audrina Patridge in a pink bikini at “DKNY Jeans” beach house in Malibu earlier this month 5 Audrina Patridge in a pink bikini at “DKNY Jeans” beach house in Malibu earlier this month 6 Audrina Patridge in a pink bikini at “DKNY Jeans” beach house in Malibu earlier this month 7 Audrina Patridge in a pink bikini at “DKNY Jeans” beach house in Malibu earlier this month 8 Audrina Patridge in a pink bikini at “DKNY Jeans” beach house in Malibu earlier this month 9 Audrina Patridge in a pink bikini at “DKNY Jeans” beach house in Malibu earlier this month 10 Audrina Patridge in black and pink bikini at DKNY Malibu beach house earlier this week (July 19) 8 Audrina Patridge in black and pink bikini at DKNY Malibu beach house earlier this week (July 19) 1 Audrina Patridge in black and pink bikini at DKNY Malibu beach house earlier this week (July 19) 11 Audrina Patridge in black and pink bikini at DKNY Malibu beach house earlier this week (July 19) 14 Audrina Patridge in black and pink bikini at DKNY Malibu beach house earlier this week (July 19) 5 Audrina Patridge in black and pink bikini at DKNY Malibu beach house earlier this week (July 19) 3 Audrina Patridge in black and pink bikini at DKNY Malibu beach house earlier this week (July 19) 5 Audrina Patridge in black and pink bikini at DKNY Malibu beach house earlier this week (July 19) 13 Audrina Patridge in black and pink bikini at DKNY Malibu beach house earlier this week (July 19) 4 Audrina Patridge in black and pink bikini at DKNY Malibu beach house earlier this week (July 19) 15 Audrina Patridge in black and pink bikini at DKNY Malibu beach house earlier this week (July 19) 7 Audrina Patridge in black and pink bikini at DKNY Malibu beach house earlier this week (July 19) 12 Audrina Patridge in black and pink bikini at DKNY Malibu beach house earlier this week (July 19) 16 Audrina Patridge Blue Dress Cleavage Candids 1 Audrina Patridge Blue Dress Cleavage Candids 2 Audrina Patridge Blue Dress Cleavage Candids 3 Audrina Patridge Blue Dress Cleavage Candids 4 Audrina Patridge Blue Dress Cleavage Candids 5 Audrina Patridge Blue Dress Cleavage Candids 6 Audrina Patridge cleavage candids shopping in West Hollywood 8 Audrina Patridge cleavage candids shopping in West Hollywood 5 Audrina Patridge cleavage candids shopping in West Hollywood 3 Audrina Patridge cleavage candids shopping in West Hollywood 4 Audrina Patridge cleavage candids shopping in West Hollywood 7 Audrina Patridge cleavage candids shopping in West Hollywood 1 Audrina Patridge cleavage candids shopping in West Hollywood 2 Audrina Patridge cleavage candids shopping in West Hollywood 6 Audrina Patridge and her bra-less tits in a white tank top while shopping a DDCLAB on Melrose yesterday (June 25) 4 Audrina Patridge and her bra-less tits in a white tank top while shopping a DDCLAB on Melrose yesterday (June 25) 5 Audrina Patridge and her bra-less tits in a white tank top while shopping a DDCLAB on Melrose yesterday (June 25) 8 Audrina Patridge and her bra-less tits in a white tank top while shopping a DDCLAB on Melrose yesterday (June 25) 9 Audrina Patridge and her bra-less tits in a white tank top while shopping a DDCLAB on Melrose yesterday (June 25) 3 Audrina Patridge and her bra-less tits in a white tank top while shopping a DDCLAB on Melrose yesterday (June 25) 2 Audrina Patridge and her bra-less tits in a white tank top while shopping a DDCLAB on Melrose yesterday (June 25) 1 TV personality Audrina Patridge celebrates her 23rd birthday at LAX Nightclub Las Vegas on May 17, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. TV personality Audrina Patridge celebrates her 23rd birthday at LAX Nightclub Las Vegas on May 17, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. II TV personality Audrina Patridge celebrates her 23rd birthday at LAX Nightclub Las Vegas on May 17, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. III TV personality Audrina Patridge celebrates her 23rd birthday at LAX Nightclub Las Vegas on May 17, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. VIII TV personality Audrina Patridge celebrates her 23rd birthday at LAX Nightclub Las Vegas on May 17, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. IV TV personality Audrina Patridge celebrates her 23rd birthday at LAX Nightclub Las Vegas on May 17, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. V TV personality Audrina Patridge celebrates her 23rd birthday at LAX Nightclub Las Vegas on May 17, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. VI TV personality Audrina Patridge celebrates her 23rd birthday at LAX Nightclub Las Vegas on May 17, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. VII TV Personality Audrina Patridge arrvies at the Kenneth Cole Celebrates The Awearness Fund event held at the Kenneth Cole New York store at the Beverly Centre, on April 3 2008 in Los Angeles California II TV Personality Audrina Patridge arrvies at the Kenneth Cole Celebrates The Awearness Fund event held at the Kenneth Cole New York store at the Beverly Centre, on April 3 2008 in Los Angeles California III TV Personality Audrina Patridge arrvies at the Kenneth Cole Celebrates The Awearness Fund event held at the Kenneth Cole New York store at the Beverly Centre, on April 3 2008 in Los Angeles California I TV Personality Audrina Patridge arrvies at the Kenneth Cole Celebrates The Awearness Fund event held at the Kenneth Cole New York store at the Beverly Centre, on April 3 2008 in Los Angeles California V TV Personality Audrina Patridge arrvies at the Kenneth Cole Celebrates The Awearness Fund event held at the Kenneth Cole New York store at the Beverly Centre, on April 3 2008 in Los Angeles California VI TV Personality Audrina Patridge arrvies at the Kenneth Cole Celebrates The Awearness Fund event held at the Kenneth Cole New York store at the Beverly Centre, on April 3 2008 in Los Angeles California VII TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. IV TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. V TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. VI TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. VII TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. IX TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. X TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XI TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XII TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XIII TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XIV TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XV TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XVI TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XVII TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XVIII TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XIX TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XX TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XXI TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XXII Pussy Cat Doll Founder Robin Antin and Host for the evening, TV Personality Audrina Patridge in the Pussycat Dolls Lounge at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. I TV Personality Audrina Patridge (R) poses with a Pussycat Doll when she hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. I TV Personality Audrina Patridge (R) poses with a Pussycat Doll when she hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. II TV Personality Audrina Patridge (C) hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. TV Personality Audrina Patridge (C) hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. V TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XXV TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XXVI TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XXVII TV Personality Audrina Patridge hosts an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub on March 28, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. XXVIII Actress Audrina Patridge arrives at the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Fall 2008 held at Smashbox Studios on March 11, 2008 in Culver City, California. I Actress Audrina Patridge arrives at the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Fall 2008 held at Smashbox Studios on March 11, 2008 in Culver City, California. II Actress Audrina Patridge arrives at the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Fall 2008 held at Smashbox Studios on March 11, 2008 in Culver City, California. III Actress Audrina Patridge arrives at the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Fall 2008 held at Smashbox Studios on March 11, 2008 in Culver City, California. V Actress Audrina Patridge arrives at the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Fall 2008 held at Smashbox Studios on March 11, 2008 in Culver City, California. VI Actress Audrina Patridge arrives at the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Fall 2008 held at Smashbox Studios on March 11, 2008 in Culver City, California. VII Actress Audrina Patridge arrives at the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Fall 2008 held at Smashbox Studios on March 11, 2008 in Culver City, California. VIII Actress Audrina Patridge arrives at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood party at Opera on September 26, 2007 in Hollywood, California. Actress Audrina Patridge arrives at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood party at Opera on September 26, 2007 in Hollywood, California. Actress Audrina Patridge arrives at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood party at Opera on September 26, 2007 in Hollywood, California. Actress Audrina Patridge arrives at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood party at Opera on September 26, 2007 in Hollywood, California. Actress Audrina Patridge arrives at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood party at Opera on September 26, 2007 in Hollywood, California. Actress Audrina Patridge arrives at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood party at Opera on September 26, 2007 in Hollywood, California. Actress Audrina Patridge arrives at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood party at Opera on September 26, 2007 in Hollywood, California. Actress Audrina Patridge arrives at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood party at Opera on September 26, 2007 in Hollywood, California. http://flisted.com/44694/more-gigs-for-audrina-patridge-and-her-boobage/ http://flisted.com/44694/more-gigs-for-audrina-patridge-and-her-boobage/#comments Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:38:31 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://www.flisted.com/?p=44694 It's been recently announced that Audrina Patridge, who reportedly makes a disgusting $700,00 for each season of The Hills, will be co-designing jeans with her favorite denim line, Divine Rights of Denim. Unlike Lauren’s higher-priced line, Audrina’s denim collaboration will likely be more affordable — Divine Rights of Denim jeans normally start at $58. Audrina’s line and her ads will be coming out in November. That's not the only new gig her rack has gotten. The 23-year-old reality TV dummy took off her bikini long enough in Placentia, California yesterday to make an appearance at a gig at an OfficeMax. Wow, Audrina sure is moving up in the world. A gig at OfficeMax, pretty effing sweet.  What's next, Taco Bell? ...]]> http://flisted.com/44694/more-gigs-for-audrina-patridge-and-her-boobage/feed/ 1 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Audrina Patridge at OfficeMax presents "A Day Made Better" with Audrina Patridge at El Dorado High School on October 2, 2008 in Placentia, California. Audrina Patridge at OfficeMax presents "A Day Made Better" with Audrina Patridge at El Dorado High School on October 2, 2008 in Placentia, California. (1) Audrina Patridge at OfficeMax presents "A Day Made Better" with Audrina Patridge at El Dorado High School on October 2, 2008 in Placentia, California. (2) Audrina Patridge at OfficeMax presents "A Day Made Better" with Audrina Patridge at El Dorado High School on October 2, 2008 in Placentia, California. (3) Audrina Patridge at OfficeMax presents "A Day Made Better" with Audrina Patridge at El Dorado High School on October 2, 2008 in Placentia, California. (4) http://flisted.com/44492/audrina-patridges-balloons-want-to-go-to-college/ http://flisted.com/44492/audrina-patridges-balloons-want-to-go-to-college/#comments Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:44:41 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://www.flisted.com/?p=44492 HOLY GOATBALLS! Audrina Patridge has decided she wants to quit the entertainment business for a more productive, fulfilling life by attending Yale University!  The Apocalypse is officially upon us. It would be really fun to have my own TV show,” she tells In Touch. In fact, the 23-year-old, who’s been sharing The Hills spotlight for the past two seasons, is already entertaining offers.  “She has been in talks with MTV for her own show, but nothing is set in stone just yet,” says an insider. Besides, the aspiring actress is hoping to move beyond reality — she’s currently building her résumé by filming Sorority Row with Rumer Willis. “I want to focus on acting and reading scripts and playing characters,” she says. Alright, so I made a bad joke. I know none of you bought that BS. This droopy-eyed, vacant snot wouldn't dream of doing something that would require her to use something more than just her awkward t!ts to break out of her materialistic life. Instead she'll give acting a go, fall flat on her face, bounce back thanks to her balloons for boobs, marry some rich dude, get divorced, marry another rich dude, get divorced, marry some other rich dude, and then find out during her third divorce that she has skin cancer from having spent her entire life in a bikini under the sun. I've added some pics of Audrina in her ...]]> http://flisted.com/44492/audrina-patridges-balloons-want-to-go-to-college/feed/ 0 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Oh, look Audrina Patridge in a bikini Oh, look Audrina Patridge in a bikini (1) Oh, look Audrina Patridge in a bikini (2) Oh, look Audrina Patridge in a bikini (3) Oh, look Audrina Patridge in a bikini (4) http://flisted.com/41345/2008-mtv-video-music-awards-gallery/ http://flisted.com/41345/2008-mtv-video-music-awards-gallery/#comments Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:57:59 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://www.flisted.com/?p=41345 Bar Rafaeli ...]]> http://flisted.com/41345/2008-mtv-video-music-awards-gallery/feed/ 2 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Rihanna arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.1 Rihanna arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.2 Rihanna arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.3 Rihanna arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.4 Model Bar Refaeli arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 3 Model Bar Refaeli arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 1 Model Bar Refaeli arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 5 Model Bar Refaeli arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 6 Christina Aguilera arrives on the red carpet of the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 1 Christina Aguilera arrives on the red carpet of the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 3 Christina Aguilera arrives on the red carpet of the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 8 Christina Aguilera arrives on the red carpet of the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 2 Britney Spears at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 6 Britney Spears at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 7 Britney Spears at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 8 Britney Spears at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 4 Lindsay Lohan arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 1 Lindsay Lohan arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 2 Lindsay Lohan arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 4 Lindsay Lohan arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 3 Katy Perry arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.1 Katy Perry arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.2 Katy Perry arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.3 Katy Perry arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.4 TV personality Tila Tequila arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 1 TV personality Tila Tequila arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 2 TV personality Tila Tequila arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 3 TV personality Tila Tequila arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 4 TV personality Audrina Partridge arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 1 TV personality Audrina Partridge arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 2 TV personality Audrina Partridge arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 3 TV personality Audrina Partridge arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 4 Pink arrives on the red carpet of the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 1 Pink arrives on the red carpet of the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 2 Pink arrives on the red carpet of the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 3 Pink arrives on the red carpet of the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards at Paramount Pictures Studios on September 7, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. 45