Nicole Scherzinger Looks Incredible As Maxim's July Cover Girl (PHOTOS)

Dancing with the Stars did a body good for the lovely Nicole Scherzinger. Check out photos from her Maxim cover shoot after the jump.

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We Have New Pussycat Dolls!

Because press releases and television appearances are so yesterday in making announcements, Pussycat Dolls‘ founder Robin Anton decided to reveal her new line-up of hot chicks who shake their assets and can sort of sing via a TwitPic. The new Dolls are Kherrington Payne (So You Think You Can Dance), Vanessa Curry (Laker Girl), Jamie Lee Ruiz (Girlicious) and Rino Nakasone-Razalan (Harajuku Girl). These lovely ladies joined long-time Doll and Dancing with the Stars hottie Nicole Scherzinger for their first performance at a private party on Friday.

Call me old-fashioned, but there was something about the old Dolls that just seemed special. It might be pretty hard to top them, but I guess with Nicole singing every song and being in every frame, of every video no one will probably notice the change.

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Early Morning Mistress: Ashley Roberts on the Beach

Ashley Roberts is one of the Pussycat Dolls who isn’t Nicole Scherzinger or Aubrey O’Day.  (Aubrey O’Day is in that one, right?  No?  Does it matter?)

Anyway, she’s obviously been wasting her summer prancing around on the beach rather than nosing it to the grindstone in the recording studio to give us the new Pussycat Dolls album America so desperately needs now more than ever, as we try to come to terms with the death of Ted Kennedy. Way to be patriot, Ash.  

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Nicole Scherzinger Does Wrestlemania. (Who Knew Wrestling Fans Had Good Taste in Women?)

Check out these pics of Nicole Scherzinger flaunting her pillows while performing ”America The Beautiful” at the beginning of “WrestleMania 25″ in Houston, Texas over the weekend. 

Hmmm, I don’t know about this.

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Which Ass Would You Tap?

One of the best Holiday presents I’ve yet to receive this year is MTV’s The Hills season finally coming to an end. Here are Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls performing at the celebration for the finale in New York City earlier this week, were cast member Audrina Patridge was also in attendance.

Of course, a better present would be for the entire cast of The Hills, along with the Pussycat Dolls, to just disappear all together, but apparently Santa is not that generous. In any case, I suppose we ought to make the best of it. If you had the opportunity to hook-up with either one of these vapid brunettes, which one would it be? Don’t worry, you wouldn’t have to talk to them in this fantasy make believe. That definitely helps.

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Nicole Scherzinger Does Maxim Germany

Here is Nicole Scherzinger showing a little bit of ass crack in the January 2009 issue of Maxim Germany.

It’s a shame the Pussycat Dolls suck so much, because I really do think Nicole is beautiful.  I want to like her, but her personality isn’t spectacular enough to overlook that, aside from knowing how to look beautiful all the time, she really has nothing to offer. 

The rest of the spread after the jump!

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Nicole Jizzfinger Must Really Hate Her Pussy Cat

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Nicole Scherzinger must really hate her love taco.  In nearly 75 percent of my posts on her, the girl is wearing either latex or leather pants. Which, you know, I get. It’s sexy. Whatever.

It’s sexy when you do it once in a while and give your pussy a breather, but if you’re wearing that kind of fabric all the time, let me tell you something, her taco must smell worse than Paris Hilton’s asshole after Joe Francis gets done dropping his disease-infested seed into her endless cavern.

That is not breathable fabric there, my friends.  It’s a good thing she doesn’t really dance, otherwise the smell might penetrate the pant’s walls, causing audience members to faint left and right.  

I know this wasn’t the pretty visual you had hoped, and for that I’m sorry. But it’s all Nicole’s fault.  Why couldn’t she just stick to a traditional sexy outfit, like a schoolgirl or her mouth wrapped around your, well, you know.

Here is Latex enthusiast Nicole Scherzinger of The Pussycat Dolls performing at the 2008 KIIS FM Jingle Ball in Anaheim, California Saturday.

 

Nicole Jizzfinger Wants Your Undivided Attention

I’m enjoying this photo of Nicole Scherzinger posing at the Pussycat Dolls launch of “…shhh” lingerie line by Robin Antin, held in Beverly Hills, California yesterday.

It’s very easy to visually replace her finger with another long, cylindrical-shaped member of the male anatomy.  That visual is way more interesting.  Although, with her finger replaced her face doesn’t match the situation as nicely. She actually looks kinda scared.  Then again, maybe you’re just really big.   Is that it? Are you a big, big boy?  Can I see?

Pussycat Piece of Crap

Honestly, I just posted this to point out a personal beef I am having with stupid Harry Morton and the idiots now running the Viper Room.  Ugh, some of the drunkest, most depraved, “Did I wake up with a stranger and a new tattoo,” moments I have had in life were due to an evening spent at the Viper Room.

What made that place awesome is the fact that it was a total rat hole.  I mean, it was just a dump with overpriced drinks and really weird clientele.  Now you’ve got a Pussycat Lounge in there.  This is like finding out that Santa Claus isn’t just a myth, but also the guy raping girls in the local gym bathroom.  Man, I hope this place goes under.  All the Pussycat Dolls look like low rent transvestites anyways.  This means you Nicole Scherzinger.

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Fashion Victim or Fashionista? Nicole Jizzfinger

Nicole Jizzfinger clearly didn’t read what I posted yesterday about her wearing leather all the time. Although, technically, this might actually be latex… or pleather…or…I don’t know. All I wear is t-shirts, jeans, and Chuck Taylor’s so hell if I know. Keep the Cosmo, and pass the Playboy is all I’m saying.

Anyhoo, so back to Nicole’s fashion skillz… I’ve realized about 50 percent of the posts about this chick on this site are of her in some sort of leather gear.

This leads me to suspect her fish taco must smell something fierce because there’s no way you can trap your clam in unbreathable fabric like that all the time and come home to something smelling of peaches and cream.At least she wore a dress this time. Let her fish breathe a little.

Here she is spreading stank around the world at the Xbox Sounds event in Sydney, Australia earlier today.

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