Miranda Kerr's Gets Hitched To Orlando Bloom, Grown Men Cry

Sexy Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr is the latest celebrity to kiss singledom good and get hitched. Yesterday it was revealed that the stunner and her longtime beau, Orlando Bloom, had married in a secret ceremony on Wednesday. Tears of frustration clouded grown mens upon hearing the news. More after the jump.

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Miranda Kerr Gets Sexy For The Folks At GQ

Not that Miranda Kerr could be anything but sexy. The stunner posed for some sexy shots for GQ recently and we couldn’t help but present some of them for your viewing pleasure. Not that we care all that much about the piece that accompanied these awesome visuals, but it was pretty entertaining that the author made sure the include one of Miranda’s recent claims to fame: getting a dude fired. Check out what happened and the photos after the jump.

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Hello Bombshell, Victoria's Secret Ladies Make Tulips Hot (PHOTOS)

Victoria’s Secret can make absolutely anything sexy. Silly, flower aprons…sexy. Bright yellow tulips…sexy. Grandma gardening gloves…no problem. When you pair those with Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel they becoming the sexiest accessories known to man. The lovely angels hit New York recently to promote a new fragrance being released by VS. But in all honesty, who really cares about why they were in New York. We’re more concerned with how they looked while they strutted around Soho. And as usual, they didn’t disappoint. More photos after the jump.

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Victoria's Secret Angels In Bikinis…Nuff' Said (PHOTOS)

No rest for the lovely ladies of Victoria’s Secret. Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel celebrated the 15th anniversary of Victoria’s Secret’s swimsuit catalogue at the SLS Hotel in Los Angeles on Thursday. The occasion proved to be the perfect opportunity to throw some of the world’s most beautiful women into itty bitty bikinis…and we’re certainly not complaining. Check out photos from the event and a video of the lovely Miranda Kerr stripping down beachside after the jump.

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This Will Teach You Not to Check Out Naked Chicks at Work

One Australian banker learned the not suitable for work lesson the hard way after a video was filmed and televised of him checking out photos of a nearly naked Miranda Kerr. Unbeknownst to him, at least at first, a co-worker was filming a piece about the Australian economy, only for the camera crew to catch all of his naked web surfing in the process. At one point, however, the man realize the colossal a$$ he has made of himself and a deer in headlights look washes clear over his face. This dude’s bosses at Macquarie Bank were certainly a little miffed by the incident, saying that:

“Macquarie has strict policies in place surrounding the use of technology and the issue arising from today’s live cross on Seven News is being dealt with internally.”

While this situation definitely sucks for the banker, we can all be thankful that the video of him getting his Miranda Kerr jollies at work is prominently posted on the Youtube. Check it out after the jump.

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Miranda Kerr Poses Nude for GQ (PHOTOS)

Victoria’s Secret sweetheart Miranda Kerr decided to bare it all for the wonderful folks at GQ for their February issue. The model and arm candy of Orlando Bloom talks to the magazine about her love of Dr. Dre and growing up with her motorcycle-loving daddy. She is one hell of a catch fellas. More photos after the jump.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Voted AskMen’s Most Desirable Woman

Beating out scores of bodacious beauties, it was Entourage star Emmanuelle Chriqui who was crowned most Desirable Woman by AskMen.com. Editor-in-chief of the site, James Bassil, said that it was not only Emanuelle’s role on the HBO hit that made her a favorite with voters, but also her under the radar persona.

“We don’t see a lot of her. She is not a very public person so it leaves some room to the imagination. She is not out there making a spectacle of herself which could sully her image,” Bassil explained to Reuters.

A lot of celebrity fodder darlings like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton didn’t make this year’s list, while 2009’s most overexposed actress, Megan Fox, ranked slightly lower, landing right outside the top ten.

The list is different from other rankings that focus solely on looks and sex appeal. AskMen looks for beautiful celebrities that have qualities readers would look for in a wife or girlfriend. In its tenth year, the list has given past honors to Beyonce, Katherine Heigl, Jessica Alba and last year’s winner Eva Mendes.

Other stunners to make the cut include Marisa Miller who was this year’s runner-up and Kate Beckinsale. Peep the top twenty after the jump.

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The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show…And We Have Photos!

Last night this great country of ours showed off some of its finest assets with the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Miranda Kerr, Selita Ebanks, Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio all strutted their half-naked stuff down the runway to the sound of the Black Eyed Peas. In case you live under a rock, we have some photos from last night’s broadcast after the jump.

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Early Morning Mistress: Miranda Kerr Takes the Beach

Facts about Miranda Kerr, courtesy of Wikipedia:

• “She’s fun on a shoot … and she’s not stupid, which can be a very annoying trait among some models,” says photographer Russell James.
• Kerr stays healthy through daily yoga, light jogging, and a healthy diet of steamed vegetables, fresh fruit, and fish.
• Kerr practises Nichiren Buddhism—a Japanese branch of Buddhism—as a member of the Soka Gakkai International (SGI) and believes “we have a responsibility to bring peace and harmony to our lives and the world.” As part of her Nichiren beliefs, Kerr reportedly chants every morning and night for 20 minutes, practises yoga, meditates, and reads widely on spirituality.
• Kerr traded the lead singer of Tamarama for Orlando Bloom, which suggests she is capable of learning from mistakes.

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Early Morning Mistress: Miranda Kerr's Victoria Secret Lingerie Shoot

Miranda Kerr might go home to lady man Orlando Bloom, but her bottom belongs to me.  Perhaps she a little gangly with tiny boobies, but she’s got a swanky, cut behind and I like that sort of thing.  Plus, I like lots and lots of photos about women in lingerie, call me a pervert if you will, but I know what my eyes like to see.

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