Kristen Bell: "I’m 99 Percent Sure I Will Leave This Movie a Lesbian"

Actress Kristin Bell was feeling some serious love for her co-stars in the upcoming film “Burlesque.” The movie, which centers around a small-town girl who lands a job at a neo-burlesque club in the big, bad city, stars Kristen, Christina Aguilera and Cher. But don’t let the Elizabeth Berkely in “Showgirls” plot steer you away from what promises to be cinematic magic. Just keep these words in mind from the lovely Kristen.

“I have never felt so much good female energy around me. I find that I can’t take my eyes off them. I’m 99 percent sure I will leave this movie a lesbian.”

Well now, I’m pretty sure there are more than a few hot-blooded American men who would love to see a little lesbian action from Kristen Bell. But unfortunately, Kristen recently moved in with Dax Shephard, so the probability of her running off with the equally committed “Dirrty” girl Christina are pretty slim.

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AskMen.com's Top 99 Women of 2009 Revealed!

Fantabulous online men’s lifestyle magazine AskMen.com have finally unveiled their list of the Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2009! 

I must say, the list is filled with some gorgeous women. Still, it’s unbelievable to think that with more than 10 million votes cast, Kristen Bell managed to come in at No. 9, surpassing breathtaking beauties such as Camilla Belle, who came in at No. 67. Say what’?!

Before you take a sneak peak at the answers, who do you think deserves to be No. 1? 

AskMen.com’s Top 99 list revealed in 3…2…1…

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Kristen Bell's Complex Outtakes

When Kristen Bell first came to LA she called up a mutual friend of ours and wanted to hangout.  This chick is a hag and a monster, so she kept going out of her way to avoid Kristen.  Then Kristen started getting jobs as a working actress and our mutual friend decided maybe she should give Kristen a call.

Luckily, Kristen isn’t a moron and decided to do a little ignoring of her own.  Likewise, these super hot photos were also ignored from her layout for Complex Magazine.  Now we have them to worship.

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Which Ass Would You Tap?

Neither Hilary Duff, nor Kristen Bell, have ever made me consider playing for the other team, but I must say, Kristen Bell’s body looks absolutely smokin’ in these pics of them at the Avakian Beverly Hills Boutique Celebration in Beverly Hills, California yesterday.  Maybe I’ll find myself a muffy-of-a-friend, after all. *Thinks about it* Nah, I love me a big, throbbing stick of meat too much to see just how fishy a taco can be.

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Actress Kristen Bell Does Maximal Magazine

It’s spreads like these when I really consider holding the employees at all crappy men’s magazines hostage.  If anything to get back at them for putting both Heidi Montag and Ashley Tisdale on Maxim’s Hot 100.

Hayden Panettiere might look kind of awkwardly squished together, but she’s still a total cutie patootie and I wouldn’t mind talking to her seeing her naked in person.

Kristen Bell, on the other hand, needs to be mishandled by a magician. No, not Criss Angel. He’ll just sperminate her via a roofie slip and call it magic.

Kristen needs a real magician to fix her eyes. Their too close together.  Which we all know what that really means. She can’t properly suck a sack of nuts.  Everytime she goes in for the suck she winds up falling off the bed. Stupid lack of depth.

Here’s Kristen Bell in the Sept. issue of Maximal Magazine.

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Kristen Bell Does Atlanta Peach Magazine

Some interview excerpts of “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” star Kristen Bell from the April ’08 issue of Atlanta Peach Magazine:

On what “boring” activities she enjoys during her downtime: “I love to go on walks, I love to knit,” she lists. “My roommate Amy and I love to find different Martha Stewart recipes out of Real Simple magazine.”

On her being economically conservative and thrifty: “I have so many beautiful things in my life, material or otherwise,” she explains, “that to keep indulging makes me feel almost uncomfortable.”

On the California climate: “Noooo. I think I’m the only person in Los Angeles that doesn’t appreciate the weather,” she says. “I’m from Detroit, and I love the cold. I love bundling up. It makes me feel secure. I get intimidated by a really sunshiny day, because it’s like, now we have to do something outside, we have to do something relaxing. I always get really excited when it rains, or when it’s hot-chocolate weather, because there’s no expectations.”

On being crowned “Queen of Geek Chic” by Geek Magazine: “I think it’s the ultimate flattery,” she says. “Because the definition of geeks, it’s people who like what they like ‘cause they like it. They’re not trying to fit in.”

On her rumored love life: “My personal life is not your business,” Kristen says politely as she plays with the modest gold-heart pendant around her neck. “It’s not something that I want on display. I don’t ever want to completely lose a sense of myself and totally become what the public sees.”

On the paparazzi: “You can definitely shield yourself from them. What you can’t do is outrun them. They are the fiercest drivers you’ve ever seen. They put everyone else on the road at risk.”

On the limitations placed on her by Hollywood: “I’m not pretty enough to play the pretty girl and not homely enough to play the awkward girl,” she says, but she’s thrilled to have already portrayed such varied characters in nearly every genre and every medium. “I don’t ever want to play the same role over and over again. I don’t want my value to go up because of who I am as Kristen Bell. I want to remain an actress.”

On keeping her Catholic schoolgirl uniform: “Oh, sure. I tucked that away when I was 18. I’m gonna wear it on my wedding night!”

She may not be the hottest blonde in Hollywood, but she sure is one of the most level-headed. Here’s hoping that never changes.

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Kristen Bell at "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" Premiere

I know I said Kim Kardashian’s outfit was bad, but I think this blue and white strapless dress actress Kristen Bell wore to the premiere of “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” last night is even worse. Is she trying to smuggle a midget under that thing?

Aside from that, I suppose she looks okay. Kristen Bell is another Sarah Jessica Parker to me. She can package herself well, but she’s not a true beauty. I appreciate her attempt at squeezing out some cleavage.

To see Kristen channel her inner pin-up model, click here to view her spread in L.A. Direct Magazine.

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Kirsten Bell Does L.A. Direct Magazine

Heroes cutie Kristen Bell channels her inner pin-up model in the current issue of L.A. Direct Magazine. I’ve never been much of a fan of hers, but I think that’s because I have been to preoccupied paying attention to Hayden Panettiere. In any case, after seeing these photos of her I’m thinking she might not be so bad after all.

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