Your Daily Fug!

Do any of you notice anything weird about Karolina Kurkova in this photo up here? Oh, say, like the fact that she doesn’t have a belly button?! Look at that, man! How freakish is that?!  I mean, where the hell is a man supposed to unload?!

A source has revealed magazine and catalogue art directors routinely airbrush one in for in post-production. 

“Karolina’s body is amazing, but her belly button is unusual,” a fashion insider told Page Six magazine.  

“It disappears in photos, so we keep a collection of belly button shots in different positions, and Photoshop them on to her whenever she’s doing a bikini picture.”

Having a one-night stand with her must really blow a man away.  ”Where do you want it?,” he asks.  ”Inside my belly button, baby.”  ”Ah! Why is it running down your stomach? Oh my God, you have no freakin’ belly button! Witch! Witch!”

On the plus side, it doesn’t look as freakish as Patricia Heaton’s invisible button. *Shivers*

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Close-up belly button shot in 3…2…1….

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Victoria's Secret Continues To Provide Masturbation Material

I guess I could waste your time talking about how sexy these bitches are, but what’s the point?  Supermodel supreme, Heidi Klum, headed the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show today in Miami.  I’m fairly sure the bitch is robotic because after three kids she looks better than most women do before they have any.

Her cohorts Marissa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Karolina Kurkova, Allessanda Ambrosio, and Adriana Lima took to the runway to shake their asses.  And I’m glad they did.  Cause the though of any other twenty-something average American women doing it makes me vomit in my mouth.

More of Victoria’s tits after the jump…

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Smokin' Hotness Is Victoria's Actual Secret

Victoria’s Secret has a fashion show coming up so they’re bringing out the big guns to promote it.  By big guns I clearly mean the tits and asses of Adrianna Lima, Allessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Karolina Kurkova & Miranda Kerr.

Well, I guess if I were one of the most beautiful women on Earth I’d probably frolic around in a white bikini in the middle of winter too.  Actually, that’s a lie.  I’d probably prance around naked and throw dirty looks in everyone’s direction.

Too bad for the idiot that would try to talk to me because I would have my personal security squash him down to size and put him in a blender.  Then I’d drink him and tell any reporter that asked that my special beauty secret was consuming human flesh and then I’d cackle like Roseanne.  Cause that’s what models do, right?

More sexy bikini photos after the jump…

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Karolina Kurkova Topless for Spanish DT Magazine

Czech model Karolina Kurkova strikes a pose half-naked and in bikinis for this month’s issue of DT Magazine Spain.

Not bad, except after you catch a glimpse of someone’s ass and panties, you kind of want something more inviting then sideboob action and bikinis.

Victoria’s Secret Models Are Girls Gone Wild!

As if sent from up above, Victoria’s Secret models Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Karolina Kurkova, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, and Selita Ebanks take off their clothes for the Sept. issue of GQ Magazine UK.

Group sex, anyone?

More sexxxiness under the hood…

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Gallery of the "Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy" Costume Institute Gala

Gisele Bundchen

Scarlett Johansson

Eva Mendes

Ivanka Trump

Beyonce

Eva Longoria Parker

Fergie

Hilary Duff

Blake Lively

Victoria Beckham

Christina Ricci

Jennifer Lopez

Mischa Barton

Emmy Rossum

Naomi Watts

More ladies after the jump!

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NICE STEMS

Esquire Magazine certainly knows how to grab a person’s attention.  Check out Victoria Secret models Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, Izabel Goulart and Selita Ebanks on the cover of the magazine’s February issue.   If only your girlfriend was as hot, then maybe you wouldn’t be getting your kicks on at this site right now.  Yeah, right.

More photos (including nipple slip) after the jump!

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Not Too Big & Not Too Small, But Just Right

Are you seeing this spectacular ass? Knowing the modeling industry they probably call her fat and advise her to lose weight. God let’s hope not.

I’ve never understood why women want to lose so much weight that they lose their ass too. An assless chick is not hot.

It’s even worse when you’re boning them because you can feel their bones dig into you. Did you really expect us not to notice you bone hip digging into us?

Find out who this is after the jump!

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Karolina Kurkova Flashes Her Panties

These photos of Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova flashing her panties on a photoshoot on St. Barts remind me of my cousins’ neighbor. She used to undress by the window while all of us crowded around the telescope.

Both of them are magical voyeuristic moments, and yet somehow it’s just not enough. The neighbor never put out, and Karolina never showed her taco.

Boob shot after the jump!

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Which Would You Bang?

Which Would You Bang, Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr, Selita Banks, or Karolina Kurkova?

More photos of the Victoria’s Secret models after the jump!

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