Karissa Shannon Has Another Sex Tape Floating Around

Damn, this girl was sure busy! Playboy model Karissa Shannon and her former fling, Smallville‘s Sam Jones, made a sex tape that apparently creeper Spencer Pratt got ahold of. Now it’s in Vivid Entertainment’s trusty hands. You know what the means! More details after the jump.

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When Not Making Sex Tapes, Karissa Shannon Parades Around In Next To Nothing (PHOTOS)

Well it’s nice to see that Playboy model Karissa Shannon can do more than just bang Hugh Hefner and bang Heidi Montag. She can also walk around half-naked and bring smiles to many a horny faces. Check out more photos of Karissa from an OK! magazine party after the jump.

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Karissa Shannon Admits To XXX Tape With Reality Star Heidi Montag

Not that we really had any doubt that the tape actually existed, but it’s nice to know that at least one half of the girl-on-girl sex tape is coming clean. Playboy model Karissa Shannon recently admitted that a tape of her and Heidi Montag getting down and dirty with one another exists and that Heidi’s maybe, sort of estranged hubby Spencer Pratt stole it. Well, at least he has good taste when it comes to theft. More on the video after the jump.

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Heidi Montag's Sex Tape May Feature Girl-On-Girl Action With Karissa Shannon

I don’t know if we should all be excited about this or incredibly disgusted. Find out more about the alleged tape after the jump.

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Karissa Shannon Shows Off Sexy Positions Poolside (PHOTOS)

One half of the Shannon twins may have been missing from this impromptu photo sesh, but I’m pretty sure no one is really complaining. Check more sexy photos of Karissa Shannon bending, laying, leaning and stretching after the jump.

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Kristina and Karissa Move Out of Hef’s Mansion

Aww poor Hef. First the original “Girls Next Door,” Kendra Wilkinson Baskett, Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt move on to greener, less wrinkly pastures and now it looks as if the Hef is losing the twins as well! Hugh Hefner announced on Twitter yesterday that Kristina and Karissa Shannon would be moving out of the mansion and into the Playmate House. Hef tweeted:

“The Shannon Twins are growing up. They’re moving to the Playmate House with my blessing so they will be free to do other things.”

And what other things could be on the horizon for these Clearwater natives? Probably banging boys in their own age bracket and not worrying about waking a napping geriatric with their drunken antics. I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before Crystal Harris packs up her gold-digging bags and moves onto to another poor (rich) old guy. However, the Playboy founder says that he and Crystal are in love more than ever. Holly Madison stuck around for a while, so maybe Hef will be able to woo Crystal (with expensive crap) to warm his bed a little longer. We’ll see if any new “girls next door” decide to move on in with the happy couple.

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Can You Tell Hugh Hefner's Girlfriends Apart? Because He Can't.

It’s easy to lose sight of the fact that Hugh Hefner, though a man with many attractive girl partners, is still a doddering, befuddled old man no less than Grandpa Herschel who insists on playing poker with the Uno cards.

So it can’t really be a surprise that he recently admitted to not being able to tell the difference between his two newest accessories, twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, who, at 19, are 64 years his junior.

“I have one little trick, one has a little mark,” Hef said, motioning to his neck. “Other than that, I don’t know.”

Why not have a try yourself, with some pictures after the jump!  

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Your Daily Fug! Hugh Hefner, The Shannon Twins, and All Playboy Stands For

Here is producer/ musician Quincy Jones with Playboy founder Hugh Hefner at the 2009 Playboy Jazz Festival Press Conference at the Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills yesterday.

I am continuously baffled by the idea that women love fame and money enough to date a man that could be their grandfather. My Chuck Taylors are over 4-years-old and have holes in their soles, and I still haven’t managed to shell out the 60 bucks for a new pair because it seems like a waste of money to me, so sucking old man balls for a moment in the spotlight seems ever more absurd.

Growing up I used to think Playboy Magazine were such great innovators, but the more I analyze it now, it’s quite cookie cutter and unoriginal. Another white blonde with fake tits? I’m dripping. *Rolls eyes* Founded in 1953, it wasn’t until nearly 20 years later that the first black women ever graced their magazine cover. For a publication considered so radical, isn’t that timeframe just a tad bit delayed?

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Hefner's Twins Like To Get High on Marijuana

PHOTOS REMOVED AT THE REQUEST OF A CRYING BLEEDING TAMPON

Check out these pics of Hugh Hefner‘s new twin girlfriends, Kristina and Karissa Shannon, seen paying a medical marijuana retailer a visit yesterday in Los Angeles.

It’s not a surprise to discover they smoke weed (doesn’t everyone?). What’s most shocking is the fact that these two crazy skanks still dress themselves in matching clothes. Even their purses are identical! 

It wouldn’t look as ridiculous if they looked like the 18-year-old little girls they are, but the fact that they look like they’re in their mid-to-late 20s really makes them look like idiots.

Some might say those idiots will be laughing all the way to the bank, but at least I’m not crying myself to sleep in a THC haze every night because I have to lick an old dude’s nutter butter!

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Hugh Hefner's XMas Card with The Shannon Twins

Check out Hugh Hefner‘s Christmas Card with his new girlfriends, The Shannon Twins, standing topless with pink tank tops painted on their perky 19-year-old breasts.

That grin of his says it all, his 82-year-old okra wand is getting laid and he’s loving every second of it.  Good for him. What else is there to look forward to when your ass is as wrinkled as your balls anyway?  I still think those girls are nothing to write home about. They’re nothing but Panama City trash who lucked out.  What’s your opinion of Hugh’s new girlfriends?

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Need help making up your mind? Check out some provocative pics of The Shannon Twins in 3…2…1…

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