http://flisted.com Hot Celebrity Snatch Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:03:33 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/b2777396757d45acaf7e20eded674e67?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://flisted.com http://flisted.com/80617/early-morning-mistress-babes-in-american-flag-bikinis/ http://flisted.com/80617/early-morning-mistress-babes-in-american-flag-bikinis/#comments Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:30:42 +0000 Sabrina Cognata http://flisted.com/?p=80617 Happy 4th of July guys!  Since I plan to spend most of today celebrating and less working I thought I'd leave you with a gallery of super smokin' hot chicks in American flag bikinis because I love you guys the most! Happy 4th!!! ]]> http://flisted.com/80617/early-morning-mistress-babes-in-american-flag-bikinis/feed/ 2 Miss Sabrina Chicks in American flag bikinis. http://flisted.com/80429/jessica-simpson-supports-tony-america/ http://flisted.com/80429/jessica-simpson-supports-tony-america/#comments Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:30:37 +0000 Sabrina Cognata http://flisted.com/?p=80429 Jessica Simpson might be good at nothing in her professional life, but she certainly can shine in her personal life.  While wearing a hip hugging red-and-navy dress she sang the national anthem before her boyfriend Tony Romo played in Tiger Woods own golf tournament, Tiger Tourney!  She didn't screw up too badly either, so maybe her career is getting on back, or maybe people know how to humor her. Same difference I suppose, check out the rest of her photos after the jump>>> ]]> http://flisted.com/80429/jessica-simpson-supports-tony-america/feed/ 1 Miss Sabrina Jessica Simpson at the Tiger Tourney with her boyfriend quarterback Tony Romo, (1). http://flisted.com/73743/jessica-simpson-looks-like-the-crazy-cat-lady/ http://flisted.com/73743/jessica-simpson-looks-like-the-crazy-cat-lady/#comments Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:00:06 +0000 Sabrina Cognata http://flisted.com/?p=73743 Here are some photos of Jessica Simpson going out without boyfriend Tony Romo.  The fact that she's been out partying without him twice in a week has lead some people to suspect things might be pretty rocky for the couple. However, I think that it's quite the opposite.  Tony is a superstar at what he does and he just does not like to be out with Jessica when she looks like the crazy drunk cat lady in a mini skirt.  He probably just told her to do her own crazy animal investigating/partying without him.  Tony is a very logical man, duh. For more photos of Jessica in a super short short and hair that looks like she stuck her finger in a light socket keep reading after the jump>>> ]]> http://flisted.com/73743/jessica-simpson-looks-like-the-crazy-cat-lady/feed/ 1 Miss Sabrina Jessica Simpson out partying, (1). Jessica Simpson out partying, (2). Jessica Simpson out partying, (3). Jessica Simpson out partying, (4). Jessica Simpson out partying, (5). http://flisted.com/70204/john-mayer-broke-his-wang/ http://flisted.com/70204/john-mayer-broke-his-wang/#comments Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:05:37 +0000 Sabrina Cognata http://flisted.com/?p=70204 I know John Mayer thinks he funny, but he isn't.  And for that matter, neither am I since I apparently follow John's twitter, pathetic. Check out more and a photo gallery of the women he's been linked with after the jump>>> ]]> http://flisted.com/70204/john-mayer-broke-his-wang/feed/ 11 Miss Sabrina John Mayer is a moron. Vanessa Carlton dated Mayer from 2002-2003. Jennifer Love Hewitt dated Mayer in 2002. Jessica Simpson dated Mayer from 2006-2007 and yea, I picked a really good old photo of her. Cameron Diaz was linked to Mayer after his 2007 breakup with Jessica Simpson. Minka Kelly dated Mayer from 2007-2008. Jennifer Aniston most recently linked with Mayer in 2009. http://flisted.com/65728/jessica-simpson-doesnt-understand-anything/ http://flisted.com/65728/jessica-simpson-doesnt-understand-anything/#comments Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:48:10 +0000 Sabrina Cognata http://flisted.com/?p=65728 Recently, life's been hard for Jessica Simpson.  After having everyone call her fat she goes on stage and does a total fail, forgetting the words and seeming like more of an idiot. But wait, that's not all>>> ]]> http://flisted.com/65728/jessica-simpson-doesnt-understand-anything/feed/ 5 Miss Sabrina Jessica Simpson at the Academy of Country Music Awards nominations, (1). Jessica Simpson at the Academy of Country Music Awards nominations, (2). Jessica Simpson at the Academy of Country Music Awards nominations, (3). Jessica Simpson at the Academy of Country Music Awards nominations, (4). Jessica Simpson at the Academy of Country Music Awards nominations, (5). http://flisted.com/64243/daily-fug-jessica-simpson-isa-mess/ http://flisted.com/64243/daily-fug-jessica-simpson-isa-mess/#comments Sat, 31 Jan 2009 16:00:41 +0000 Sabrina Cognata http://flisted.com/?p=64243 A lot of people have been giving Jessica Simpson a lot of problems for putting on weight.  I don't really think she looks terrible for putting on a bit of chubs.  However, I think the way she's dressing makes her look like a stupid moron.  Who in their right mind tries to wear leather pants unless they're Jim Morrison?  Ugh.  I think she's have less problems if she stopped dressing like a heroin addict idiot and started dressing like a lady. If you wanna check out the rest of Jessica's leather & lace photos, click on them after the jump>>> ]]> http://flisted.com/64243/daily-fug-jessica-simpson-isa-mess/feed/ 2 Miss Sabrina Singer Jessica Simpson performing with Rascal Flatts in Virgina, January 2009 (1) Singer Jessica Simpson performing with Rascal Flatts in Virgina, January 2009 (2) Singer Jessica Simpson performing with Rascal Flatts in Virgina, January 2009 (3) Singer Jessica Simpson performing with Rascal Flatts in Virgina, January 2009 (4) Singer Jessica Simpson performing with Rascal Flatts in Virgina, January 2009 (5) http://flisted.com/63245/jessica-simpson-gained-weight-could-tony-romos-protein-shots-be-responsible/ http://flisted.com/63245/jessica-simpson-gained-weight-could-tony-romos-protein-shots-be-responsible/#comments Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:28:40 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://flisted.com/?p=63245 Oh, my! Looks like Jessica Simpson had been guzzling Tony Romo's milk straight from his urethral opening carton. She must have borrowed those jeans from Michael Lohan. Screw cameltoe-- that's a camelhoof! The 28-year-old retired pop singer debuted a fuller, curvier figure while at a country music concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida this weekend where she sang tunes from her debut country album, "Do You Know." How much calcium she's getting from the dude is a mystery, but I'm pretty sure she's doing a-okay in the protein department. If anything, she ought to refrain from drinking his salty milkshake for a bit. Who knows what his sodium gel might clog. Twenty-eight is too young to have a heart attack! What do you think of Jessica's curvier figure? [polldaddy poll=1313556] SplashNews Check out the rest of the pics in 3...2...1... ]]> http://flisted.com/63245/jessica-simpson-gained-weight-could-tony-romos-protein-shots-be-responsible/feed/ 14 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer 28-year-old retired pop singer Jessica Simpson debuts fuller, curvier figure while at a country music concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida this weekend where she sang tunes from her yet-released debut country album. 28-year-old retired pop singer Jessica Simpson debuts fuller, curvier figure while at a country music concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida this weekend where she sang tunes from her yet-released debut country album. (1) 28-year-old retired pop singer Jessica Simpson debuts fuller, curvier figure while at a country music concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida this weekend where she sang tunes from her yet-released debut country album. (2) 28-year-old retired pop singer Jessica Simpson debuts fuller, curvier figure while at a country music concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida this weekend where she sang tunes from her yet-released debut country album. (3) 28-year-old retired pop singer Jessica Simpson debuts fuller, curvier figure while at a country music concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida this weekend where she sang tunes from her yet-released debut country album. (4) 28-year-old retired pop singer Jessica Simpson debuts fuller, curvier figure while at a country music concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida this weekend where she sang tunes from her yet-released debut country album. (5) 28-year-old retired pop singer Jessica Simpson debuts fuller, curvier figure while at a country music concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida this weekend where she sang tunes from her yet-released debut country album. (6) 28-year-old retired pop singer Jessica Simpson debuts fuller, curvier figure while at a country music concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida this weekend where she sang tunes from her yet-released debut country album. (7) 28-year-old retired pop singer Jessica Simpson debuts fuller, curvier figure while at a country music concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida this weekend where she sang tunes from her yet-released debut country album. (8) http://flisted.com/58251/top-25-f-listed-snatchtastic-galleries-of-2008/ http://flisted.com/58251/top-25-f-listed-snatchtastic-galleries-of-2008/#comments Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:40:30 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://flisted.com/?p=58251 With the year quickly coming to a close, what better way to recap the year then by looking back at the F-Listed Galleries that held your attention year-round. That's right, boys and girls, here you have it-- the Top 25 Galleries of 2008. Methinks your nether regions will be pleased. Here's hoping anyway! Enjoy! Check out the Top 25 Galleries of 2008 in 3...2...1... ]]> http://flisted.com/58251/top-25-f-listed-snatchtastic-galleries-of-2008/feed/ 0 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Top 25 F-Listed Snatchtastic Galleries of 2008 #25 - Salma Hayek #24 - Josie Maran #23 - Christina Aguilera #22 - Mila Kunis #21 - Eva Mendes #20 - Kate Beckinsale #19 - Britney Spears #18 - Rihanna #17 - Vida Guerra #16 - Gemma Atkinson #15 - Keeley Hazell #14 - Padma Lakshmi #13 - Jessica Simpson #12 - Stacey Dash #11 - Jessica Biel #10 - Nicole CoCo Austin #9 - Jessica Alba #8 - Hayden Panettiere #7 - Lindsay Lohan #6 - Tila Tequila #5 - Denise Milani #4 - Bar Rafaeli #3 - Megan Fox #2 - Snatches in Bikinis #1 - Kim Kardashian http://flisted.com/55673/jessica-simpson-is-fancy/ http://flisted.com/55673/jessica-simpson-is-fancy/#comments Sun, 14 Dec 2008 15:20:07 +0000 Sabrina Cognata http://flisted.com/?p=55673 I think when I called Jessica Simpson fancy, I meant fat.  I know, I know everyone is going to tell me that she's a regular person at a regular size, but you know what, if you want to be famous and stay famous you have to give up the joy of living life like a human being and eating regular meals. Anyways, here is this total tub of lard trying to force people into thinking her stupid perfume is better than any of the other countless amounts of stupid perfumes backed by actors and musicians. The one plus is that Jessica's teets get bigger when she does, although her stupid father keeps her covering them up. Check after the jump to try and get a glimpse of the glory that is Jessica's breasts... ]]> http://flisted.com/55673/jessica-simpson-is-fancy/feed/ 1 Miss Sabrina Singer Jessica Simpson at the launch of her perfume Fancy in Costa Mesa, California (1) Singer Jessica Simpson at the launch of her perfume Fancy in Costa Mesa, California (2) Singer Jessica Simpson at the launch of her perfume Fancy in Costa Mesa, California (3) Singer Jessica Simpson at the launch of her perfume Fancy in Costa Mesa, California (4) Singer Jessica Simpson at the launch of her perfume Fancy in Costa Mesa, California (5) Singer Jessica Simpson at the launch of her perfume Fancy in Costa Mesa, California (6) Singer Jessica Simpson at the launch of her perfume Fancy in Costa Mesa, California (7) Singer Jessica Simpson at the launch of her perfume Fancy in Costa Mesa, California (8) Singer Jessica Simpson at the launch of her perfume Fancy in Costa Mesa, California (9) http://flisted.com/42925/jessica-simpson-had-one-too-many-martinis/ http://flisted.com/42925/jessica-simpson-had-one-too-many-martinis/#comments Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:29:41 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://www.flisted.com/?p=42925 Jessica Simpson's obnoxious dumb blonde ass was kicked to the curb by the people at the Marc Jacobs Fashion Show after party earlier this month for being a drunk. “Jessica was stumbling around the party slurring her words and barely able to stand,” says a Star Magazine insider, who claims Jessica was asked to leave the event just before dinner. “It was embarrassing! In New York, it doesn’t matter who you are If you’re acting like a fool, no one will stand for it.” And because none of us where there to witness any of this, I say we just forgive and forget and pretend that microphone is a penis. Then multiple it by five. That's even hotter! Below, pics of Jess giving a microphone a handjob while performing at The Pearl at The Palms Resort in Vegas yesterday. ...]]> http://flisted.com/42925/jessica-simpson-had-one-too-many-martinis/feed/ 1 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Singer Jessica Simpson performs at The Pearl at The Palms Resort and Casino on September 18, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Singer Jessica Simpson performs at The Pearl at The Palms Resort and Casino on September 18, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. 1 Singer Jessica Simpson performs at The Pearl at The Palms Resort and Casino on September 18, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. 2 Singer Jessica Simpson performs at The Pearl at The Palms Resort and Casino on September 18, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. 3 Singer Jessica Simpson performs at The Pearl at The Palms Resort and Casino on September 18, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. 4 Singer Jessica Simpson performs at The Pearl at The Palms Resort and Casino on September 18, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. 5 Singer Jessica Simpson performs at The Pearl at The Palms Resort and Casino on September 18, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. 6