Happy 4th of July guys!  Since I plan to spend most of today celebrating and less working I thought I’d leave you with a gallery of super smokin’ hot chicks in American flag bikinis because I love you guys the most!

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Jessica Simpson might be good at nothing in her professional life, but she certainly can shine in her personal life.  While wearing a hip hugging red-and-navy dress she sang the national anthem before her boyfriend Tony Romo played in Tiger Woods own golf tournament, Tiger Tourney!  She didn’t screw up too badly either, so maybe her career is getting on back, or maybe people know how to humor her.

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Here are some photos of Jessica Simpson going out without boyfriend Tony Romo.  The fact that she’s been out partying without him twice in a week has lead some people to suspect things might be pretty rocky for the couple.

However, I think that it’s quite the opposite.  Tony is a superstar at what he does and he just does not like to be out with Jessica when she looks like the crazy drunk cat lady in a mini skirt.  He probably just told her to do her own crazy animal investigating/partying without him.  Tony is a very logical man, duh.

For more photos of Jessica in a super short short and hair that looks like she stuck her finger in a light socket keep reading after the jump>>> Continue »

I know John Mayer thinks he funny, but he isn’t.  And for that matter, neither am I since I apparently follow John’s twitter, pathetic.

Check out more and a photo gallery of the women he’s been linked with after the jump>>> Continue »

Recently, life’s been hard for Jessica Simpson.  After having everyone call her fat she goes on stage and does a total fail, forgetting the words and seeming like more of an idiot.

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A lot of people have been giving Jessica Simpson a lot of problems for putting on weight.  I don’t really think she looks terrible for putting on a bit of chubs.  However, I think the way she’s dressing makes her look like a stupid moron.  Who in their right mind tries to wear leather pants unless they’re Jim Morrison?  Ugh.  I think she’s have less problems if she stopped dressing like a heroin addict idiot and started dressing like a lady.

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Oh, my! Looks like Jessica Simpson had been guzzling Tony Romo’s milk straight from his urethral opening carton. She must have borrowed those jeans from Michael Lohan. Screw cameltoe– that’s a camelhoof!

The 28-year-old retired pop singer debuted a fuller, curvier figure while at a country music concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida this weekend where she sang tunes from her debut country album, “Do You Know.”

How much calcium she’s getting from the dude is a mystery, but I’m pretty sure she’s doing a-okay in the protein department. If anything, she ought to refrain from drinking his salty milkshake for a bit. Who knows what his sodium gel might clog. Twenty-eight is too young to have a heart attack!

What do you think of Jessica’s curvier figure?

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With the year quickly coming to a close, what better way to recap the year then by looking back at the F-Listed Galleries that held your attention year-round.

That’s right, boys and girls, here you have it– the Top 25 Galleries of 2008. Methinks your nether regions will be pleased. Here’s hoping anyway!

Enjoy!

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I think when I called Jessica Simpson fancy, I meant fat.  I know, I know everyone is going to tell me that she’s a regular person at a regular size, but you know what, if you want to be famous and stay famous you have to give up the joy of living life like a human being and eating regular meals.

Anyways, here is this total tub of lard trying to force people into thinking her stupid perfume is better than any of the other countless amounts of stupid perfumes backed by actors and musicians.

The one plus is that Jessica’s teets get bigger when she does, although her stupid father keeps her covering them up.

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If there was ever anymore proof that Jessica Simpson isn’t opposed to swallowing tadpoles, these pics are it.  Every time she’s in a seriously relationship, the cuntry singer can’t help but look fuller than usual.  Her breasts fill out and apparently so do her lips (collagen or puckering?).

Same thing happened when she was all hot and heavy with John Mayer.  It could be her getting comfortable in the relationship, but that isn’t as enticing. It’s much more pleasurable to picture and attractive girl willing to kick back a couple of your protein shakes, her tongue licking her lips with satisfaction.

Here is a curvy Jessica showcasing her boobage in silver dress outside Madeo’s Restaurant in Bevery Hills over the weekend.

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