http://flisted.com Hot Celebrity Snatch Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:03:33 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/b2777396757d45acaf7e20eded674e67?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://flisted.com http://flisted.com/87640/celebrities-kind-of-suck-at-halloween-a-gallery-of-the-worst/ http://flisted.com/87640/celebrities-kind-of-suck-at-halloween-a-gallery-of-the-worst/#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:55:36 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87640 [/caption] When you're answering a job posting on Craigslist for "celebrity needed," the requirements you have to meet are pretty lax, actually.  "Some or no education," "discreet at pre-noon drinking," "have a face that magazine camera scientists can work with," "can sign own name," etc. So should we really expect celebrities to come up with incisive, topical, and funny costumes for Halloween, considering the requisite celebrity skill set?  The answer is yes, because 1) some of these people have a good sense of humor or at least a good wardrobe guy, right? and 2) all of these people have so much damn money that they can waltz into a costume store and declare, "Hi, I'm Jamie Foxx, and for Halloween, I am going to be the recently unveiled experimental Ares IX Mars rocket.  The costume should be made entirely of regulation NASA parts, and I think it goes without saying that there should also be a motorized launchpad.  Please have it ready by 4."  So really, there's no excuse for these q-side Halloween get-ups.  Annotated gallery of the worst of celebrity Halloween (plus a few of the best), after the jump.   ]]> http://flisted.com/87640/celebrities-kind-of-suck-at-halloween-a-gallery-of-the-worst/feed/ 0 Ben Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt http://flisted.com/78538/jessica-alba-uses-vandalism-to-speak-for-the-sharks-who-cannot-speak-for-themselves/ http://flisted.com/78538/jessica-alba-uses-vandalism-to-speak-for-the-sharks-who-cannot-speak-for-themselves/#comments Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:11:10 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=78538 Great white sharks have a long and frequently troubled relationship with the press.  First, there was Jaws, which set mainstream acceptance of great whites back at least ten years.  And then there was Jaws 2.  Just when things were looking up, Jaws: The Ride opened at Universal Studios, setting off another firestorm of anti-shark sentiment. Also, throughout it all, sharks kept eating people.  So the great whites decided to hire a new PR agent, famous celebrity Jessica Alba.  This turned out to be a poor choice, as Jessica Alba happens to have a strong vandalism streak.  And because she's Jessica Alba, someone took pictures of her in the act...   ]]> http://flisted.com/78538/jessica-alba-uses-vandalism-to-speak-for-the-sharks-who-cannot-speak-for-themselves/feed/ 2 Ben jessica alba shark poster vandalism 1 jessica alba shark poster vandalism 3 jessica alba shark poster vandalism 2 jessica alba shark poster vandalism 4 http://flisted.com/73586/remember-when-jessica-alba-used-to-be-hot/ http://flisted.com/73586/remember-when-jessica-alba-used-to-be-hot/#comments Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:43:28 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://flisted.com/?p=73586 Check out these pics of Mexi-Danish-French MILF Jessica Alba at the 20th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles over the weekend. There was a time when Jessica Alba beauty reigned supreme among Hollyweird's celebrity selection. Not only did she have a beautiful face and tight-ass bod, but she was Latina to boot. That right there ups the hotness factor several points. Then over the years it seems that, despite her clearly not becoming less beautiful, a spark has subsided and now she is just another ubiquitous Hollywood beauty. I'd say it's all gone "downhill" because she had baby Honor, but I doubt that's the case. Yes, getting married and having children does imply a shift in women's behavior, but that doesn't mean they have to go from hot to matronly. Alright, the term matronly is a slight exaggeration.  What do you guys and gals think of this Jessica Alba you see before you? Does she still have "it"? Scope out the pics and judge for yourself in 3....2....1..... ]]> http://flisted.com/73586/remember-when-jessica-alba-used-to-be-hot/feed/ 8 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Mexi-Danish-French MILF Jessica Alba at the 20th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles over the weekend. (3) http://flisted.com/61888/jessica-albas-ass-deserves-more-praise/ http://flisted.com/61888/jessica-albas-ass-deserves-more-praise/#comments Sat, 17 Jan 2009 15:30:44 +0000 Sabrina Cognata http://flisted.com/?p=61888 Jessica Alba always looks like she needs to have someone come in and bang her really hard.  She just seems like such a sallow, boring housewife that I almost want to feel sorry for her.  Then I remember that she's basically just a bratty Hollywood nymph that was too proud to turn to abortion and then I am almost smug. Here are some photos of Jessica running around Los Angeles trying to get some errands done while the paparazzi swarm around.  I guess, if anything, I feel bad that she has to endure that.  Although, I am pretty sure she does not feel bad that I have a hundred real jobs and work my ass off just to pay the bills while she can barely act and gets paid big bucks to basically show her fine ass off. For more Jessica Alba candids click on the photos after the jump>>> ]]> http://flisted.com/61888/jessica-albas-ass-deserves-more-praise/feed/ 0 Miss Sabrina Actress Jessica Alba runs errands around Los Angeles, January 2009 (1) Actress Jessica Alba runs errands around Los Angeles, January 2009 (2) Actress Jessica Alba runs errands around Los Angeles, January 2009 (3) Actress Jessica Alba runs errands around Los Angeles, January 2009 (3) Actress Jessica Alba runs errands around Los Angeles, January 2009 (4) Actress Jessica Alba runs errands around Los Angeles, January 2009 (5) Actress Jessica Alba runs errands around Los Angeles, January 2009 (6) Actress Jessica Alba runs errands around Los Angeles, January 2009 (7) Actress Jessica Alba runs errands around Los Angeles, January 2009 (9) http://flisted.com/59714/jessica-albas-mom-is-wynonna-judd/ http://flisted.com/59714/jessica-albas-mom-is-wynonna-judd/#comments Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:31:38 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://flisted.com/?p=59714 If you ever want to know what your lady friend will look like when she grows older, they say all one has to do is look at her mother and the future will be revealed. Well, if such is the case, then Jessica Alba's future looks bleak. Her mom looks like a crossbreed between Wynonna Judd, Kathy Griffin, and a fat lobster. ]]> http://flisted.com/59714/jessica-albas-mom-is-wynonna-judd/feed/ 3 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Jessica Alba and her mother Catherine Alba, of Danish and French Canadian descent, out shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills yesterday. (2) Jessica Alba and her mother Catherine Alba, of Danish and French Canadian descent, out shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills yesterday. (1) Jessica Alba and her mother Catherine Alba, of Danish and French Canadian descent, out shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills yesterday. (2) Jessica Alba and her mother Catherine Alba, of Danish and French Canadian descent, out shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills yesterday. (3) Jessica Alba and her mother Catherine Alba, of Danish and French Canadian descent, out shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills yesterday. (4) Jessica Alba and her mother Catherine Alba, of Danish and French Canadian descent, out shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills yesterday. (5) Jessica Alba and her mother Catherine Alba, of Danish and French Canadian descent, out shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills yesterday. (6) Jessica Alba and her mother Catherine Alba, of Danish and French Canadian descent, out shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills yesterday. (7) Jessica Alba and her mother Catherine Alba, of Danish and French Canadian descent, out shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills yesterday. (8) http://flisted.com/58251/top-25-f-listed-snatchtastic-galleries-of-2008/ http://flisted.com/58251/top-25-f-listed-snatchtastic-galleries-of-2008/#comments Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:40:30 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://flisted.com/?p=58251 With the year quickly coming to a close, what better way to recap the year then by looking back at the F-Listed Galleries that held your attention year-round. That's right, boys and girls, here you have it-- the Top 25 Galleries of 2008. Methinks your nether regions will be pleased. Here's hoping anyway! Enjoy! Check out the Top 25 Galleries of 2008 in 3...2...1... ]]> http://flisted.com/58251/top-25-f-listed-snatchtastic-galleries-of-2008/feed/ 0 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Top 25 F-Listed Snatchtastic Galleries of 2008 #25 - Salma Hayek #24 - Josie Maran #23 - Christina Aguilera #22 - Mila Kunis #21 - Eva Mendes #20 - Kate Beckinsale #19 - Britney Spears #18 - Rihanna #17 - Vida Guerra #16 - Gemma Atkinson #15 - Keeley Hazell #14 - Padma Lakshmi #13 - Jessica Simpson #12 - Stacey Dash #11 - Jessica Biel #10 - Nicole CoCo Austin #9 - Jessica Alba #8 - Hayden Panettiere #7 - Lindsay Lohan #6 - Tila Tequila #5 - Denise Milani #4 - Bar Rafaeli #3 - Megan Fox #2 - Snatches in Bikinis #1 - Kim Kardashian http://flisted.com/54531/jessica-alba-is-one-hot-momma/ http://flisted.com/54531/jessica-alba-is-one-hot-momma/#comments Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:28:21 +0000 Sabrina Cognata http://flisted.com/?p=54531 Jessica Alba might be a sordid, frigid bitch that is afraid to be Latin, but I would still have sexy times with her. Jessica highlights the fact that being terribly good looking gives you a pass on pretty much everything, including being an asshole. Here's Jessica's photo shoot in Zoink Magazine. More photos of Jessica in 3...2...1 ]]> http://flisted.com/54531/jessica-alba-is-one-hot-momma/feed/ 1 Miss Sabrina Jessica Alba in Zink Magazine doing a hotel room Photoshoot, January 2009 (1) Jessica Alba in Zink Magazine doing a hotel room Photoshoot, January 2009 (2) jessica-alba-zink-magazine-photoshoot-naked-nude-hotel-room-sex-kim-kardashian-sex-tape-nude-naked-fishnets-4 Jessica Alba in Zink Magazine doing a hotel room Photoshoot, January 2009 (4) Jessica Alba in Zink Magazine doing a hotel room Photoshoot, January 2009 (5) Jessica Alba in Zink Magazine doing a hotel room Photoshoot, January 2009 (6) Jessica Alba in Zink Magazine doing a hotel room Photoshoot, January 2009 (7) Jessica Alba in Zink Magazine doing a hotel room Photoshoot, January 2009 (8) http://flisted.com/53897/jessica-alba-campari/ http://flisted.com/53897/jessica-alba-campari/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 14:18:46 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://flisted.wordpress.com/?p=53897 We really ought to pull our pennies together and send the people at Campari a fruit basket, or chest filled with adult toys, or something.  After all, they've given us more than just alcohol, they've also photographed some of the world's finest women in an attempt to sell us their Italian liqueur. Two years ago it was Salma Hayek's Mexican rack up close and personal, then last year they blesses us with Eva Mendes' and her seductive stare, and now this year it's Jessica Alba showing some cleavage and holding the bottle suggestively. For someone who wants to be taken seriously as an actress, Jessica certainly knows how to keep her in our minds when off the silver screen.  They way she just lays there and smiles while a group of undoubtedly sexually hungry men surround her, I half expect the orgy to breakout any minute now.  Wouldn't that be a sight? More of Alba's Campari calendar this way>>> ]]> http://flisted.com/53897/jessica-alba-campari/feed/ 2 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Jessica Alba 2009 Calendar for Italian liqueur Campari Jessica Alba 2009 Calendar for Italian liqueur Campari. (1) Jessica Alba 2009 Calendar for Italian liqueur Campari. (2) Jessica Alba 2009 Calendar for Italian liqueur Campari. (3) Jessica Alba 2009 Calendar for Italian liqueur Campari. (4) Jessica Alba 2009 Calendar for Italian liqueur Campari. (5) Jessica Alba 2009 Calendar for Italian liqueur Campari. (6) Jessica Alba 2009 Calendar for Italian liqueur Campari. (7) Jessica Alba 2009 Calendar for Italian liqueur Campari. (8) Jessica Alba 2009 Calendar for Italian liqueur Campari. (9) Jessica Alba 2009 Calendar for Italian liqueur Campari. (10) Jessica Alba 2009 Calendar for Italian liqueur Campari. (11) http://flisted.com/51145/which-ass-would-you-tap-35/ http://flisted.com/51145/which-ass-would-you-tap-35/#comments Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:54:25 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://flisted.wordpress.com/?p=51145 I know it's Friday and you're brains are two beers away from being completely retarded, but before you rush over to your version of Cheers, I have a very very important question for you. Let's say you and your buddy go to said bar and like out of a movie you had both Padma Lakshmi and Jessica Alba standing right before you, their eyes hungry for a man's a seed.  Which one would you claims dibs on? This is a hard one.  Tricky, tricky. Here are the beautiful brunettes keeping their breatesses to themselves while keeping things sexy while at the Keep A Child Alive's 5th annual Black Ball held in New York City yesterday. [polldaddy poll=1106934] More pics over yonder!>>>>> ]]> http://flisted.com/51145/which-ass-would-you-tap-35/feed/ 4 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Padma Lakshmi and Jessica Alba arrive at Keep A Child Alive's 5th annual Black Ball at Hammerstein Ballroom on November 13, 2008 in New York City. Jessica Alba, Alicia Keys and Padma Lakshmi arrive at Keep A Child Alive's 5th annual Black Ball at Hammerstein Ballroom on November 13, 2008 in New York City. Jessica Alba and Alicia Keys attend The "Keep A Child Alive" 5th Annual Black Ball at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City on November 13, 2008. (1) Jessica Alba and Alicia Keys attend The "Keep A Child Alive" 5th Annual Black Ball at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City on November 13, 2008. (3) Padma Lakshmi at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (1) Padma Lakshmi at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (2) Latina MILF Jessica Alba at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (1) Latina MILF Jessica Alba at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (7) Latina MILF Jessica Alba at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (8) Latina MILF Jessica Alba at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (4) Padma Lakshmi onstage at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (1) Padma Lakshmi onstage at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (2) Padma Lakshmi onstage at 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (3) Padma Lakshmi and Jessica Alba inside the 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (1) Padma Lakshmi and Jessica Alba inside the 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. (2) Jessica Alba inside the 'Keep A Child Alive's 5th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Iman at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. on November 13, 2008. http://flisted.com/48620/jessica-alba-is-stoned-off-her-ass/ http://flisted.com/48620/jessica-alba-is-stoned-off-her-ass/#comments Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:56:08 +0000 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer http://www.flisted.com/?p=48620 Holy cowballs! Looks like Jessica Alba had herself some pretty sweet mommy time while away from the nest at a bi-partisan Election Night after party Tuesday. At first I was going to comment on just how stoned James Franco was, but then I caught wind of Jessica and all I could do was bust out laughing.  It seems so out of character, which might be for the best.  Maybe Jessica pulls the tampon out of her ass and chills out for a bit when she's high. What, too much? Her laugh is so genuine in these pics you'd think she's almost human!  He's probably ragging on her about being high and getting her all paranoid and sh!t.  Now compare all this laughter to Amy Crackhouse over here.  Someone kindly explain to me, why would anyone do anything but the green? And in the spirit of things I added some nifty Kid Koala videos after the jump. Why? 'Cause he's a bad ass. Kid Koala just 'cause in 3...2...1... ]]> http://flisted.com/48620/jessica-alba-is-stoned-off-her-ass/feed/ 0 Melysa, F-Listed contributing writer Actors James Franco and Jessica Alba stoned out of their heads in celebration of the new president while at the Bipartisan Election Night Party at Public House on November 4, 2008 in New York City. Actors James Franco and Jessica Alba stoned out of their heads in celebration of the new president while at the Bipartisan Election Night Party at Public House on November 4, 2008 in New York City. (1) Actors James Franco and Jessica Alba stoned out of their heads in celebration of the new president while at the Bipartisan Election Night Party at Public House on November 4, 2008 in New York City. (2) Actors James Franco and Jessica Alba stoned out of their heads in celebration of the new president while at the Bipartisan Election Night Party at Public House on November 4, 2008 in New York City. (3) Actors James Franco and Jessica Alba stoned out of their heads in celebration of the new president while at the Bipartisan Election Night Party at Public House on November 4, 2008 in New York City. (4)