Great white sharks have a long and frequently troubled relationship with the press.  First, there was Jaws, which set mainstream acceptance of great whites back at least ten years.  And then there was Jaws 2.  Just when things were looking up, Jaws: The Ride opened at Universal Studios, setting off another firestorm of anti-shark sentiment.

Also, throughout it all, sharks kept eating people.  So the great whites decided to hire a new PR agent, famous celebrity Jessica Alba.  This turned out to be a poor choice, as Jessica Alba happens to have a strong vandalism streak.  And because she’s Jessica Alba, someone took pictures of her in the act…   Continue »

Check out these pics of Mexi-Danish-French MILF Jessica Alba at the 20th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles over the weekend.

There was a time when Jessica Alba beauty reigned supreme among Hollyweird’s celebrity selection. Not only did she have a beautiful face and tight-ass bod, but she was Latina to boot. That right there ups the hotness factor several points.

Then over the years it seems that, despite her clearly not becoming less beautiful, a spark has subsided and now she is just another ubiquitous Hollywood beauty.

I’d say it’s all gone “downhill” because she had baby Honor, but I doubt that’s the case. Yes, getting married and having children does imply a shift in women’s behavior, but that doesn’t mean they have to go from hot to matronly. Alright, the term matronly is a slight exaggeration. 

What do you guys and gals think of this Jessica Alba you see before you? Does she still have “it”?

Scope out the pics and judge for yourself in 3….2….1….. Continue »

Jessica Alba always looks like she needs to have someone come in and bang her really hard.  She just seems like such a sallow, boring housewife that I almost want to feel sorry for her.  Then I remember that she’s basically just a bratty Hollywood nymph that was too proud to turn to abortion and then I am almost smug.

Here are some photos of Jessica running around Los Angeles trying to get some errands done while the paparazzi swarm around.  I guess, if anything, I feel bad that she has to endure that.  Although, I am pretty sure she does not feel bad that I have a hundred real jobs and work my ass off just to pay the bills while she can barely act and gets paid big bucks to basically show her fine ass off.

For more Jessica Alba candids click on the photos after the jump>>> Continue »

If you ever want to know what your lady friend will look like when she grows older, they say all one has to do is look at her mother and the future will be revealed.

Well, if such is the case, then Jessica Alba’s future looks bleak. Her mom looks like a crossbreed between Wynonna Judd, Kathy Griffin, and a fat lobster. Continue »

With the year quickly coming to a close, what better way to recap the year then by looking back at the F-Listed Galleries that held your attention year-round.

That’s right, boys and girls, here you have it– the Top 25 Galleries of 2008. Methinks your nether regions will be pleased. Here’s hoping anyway!

Enjoy!

Check out the Top 25 Galleries of 2008 in 3…2…1… Continue »

Jessica Alba might be a sordid, frigid bitch that is afraid to be Latin, but I would still have sexy times with her.

Jessica highlights the fact that being terribly good looking gives you a pass on pretty much everything, including being an asshole.

Here’s Jessica’s photo shoot in Zoink Magazine.

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We really ought to pull our pennies together and send the people at Campari a fruit basket, or chest filled with adult toys, or something.  After all, they’ve given us more than just alcohol, they’ve also photographed some of the world’s finest women in an attempt to sell us their Italian liqueur.

Two years ago it was Salma Hayek’s Mexican rack up close and personal, then last year they blesses us with Eva Mendes‘ and her seductive stare, and now this year it’s Jessica Alba showing some cleavage and holding the bottle suggestively.

For someone who wants to be taken seriously as an actress, Jessica certainly knows how to keep her in our minds when off the silver screen.  They way she just lays there and smiles while a group of undoubtedly sexually hungry men surround her, I half expect the orgy to breakout any minute now.  Wouldn’t that be a sight?

More of Alba’s Campari calendar this way>>> Continue »

I know it’s Friday and you’re brains are two beers away from being completely retarded, but before you rush over to your version of Cheers, I have a very very important question for you.

Let’s say you and your buddy go to said bar and like out of a movie you had both Padma Lakshmi and Jessica Alba standing right before you, their eyes hungry for a man’s a seed.  Which one would you claims dibs on?

This is a hard one.  Tricky, tricky.

Here are the beautiful brunettes keeping their breatesses to themselves while keeping things sexy while at the Keep A Child Alive’s 5th annual Black Ball held in New York City yesterday.

More pics over yonder!>>>>> Continue »

Holy cowballs! Looks like Jessica Alba had herself some pretty sweet mommy time while away from the nest at a bi-partisan Election Night after party Tuesday.

At first I was going to comment on just how stoned James Franco was, but then I caught wind of Jessica and all I could do was bust out laughing.  It seems so out of character, which might be for the best.  Maybe Jessica pulls the tampon out of her ass and chills out for a bit when she’s high. What, too much?

Her laugh is so genuine in these pics you’d think she’s almost human!  He’s probably ragging on her about being high and getting her all paranoid and sh!t.  Now compare all this laughter to Amy Crackhouse over here.  Someone kindly explain to me, why would anyone do anything but the green?

And in the spirit of things I added some nifty Kid Koala videos after the jump. Why? ‘Cause he’s a bad ass.

Kid Koala just ’cause in 3…2…1… Continue »

Two winner’s will be chosen for this week’s Write Your Own Fantasy Caption Contest! for the above photo of Jessica Alba on the set of “An Invisible Sign of My Own” filming in New York City earlier this week.

Each winner will receive a copy of sex superstar Jesse Jane’s latest skin flick “Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge,” the most expensive adult movie ever made, with a budget of over $1 million.

A play off of Disney’s “Pirates of the Caribbean,” this steamy flick stars adult superstars Jesse Jane, Belladonna, Sasha Grey, and Jenna Haze.

You’d be a fool to pass on this opportunity. Do you how happy your d!ck would be? How could you deprive yourself of sticky and sweet girl-on-girl pirate action?

Play now!  Enter a caption in the comment section below!

Read our exclusive Q&A with Jesse Jane here..

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