When All Else Fails, Just Take Your Top Off And Show The Girls

Well if we had the disastrous box office record that Jennifer Aniston had, we probably to go to great nudie lengths too. Find out more about her topless new role after the jump.

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Jennifer Aniston Continues To Try Just Way Too Hard In Nympho Striptease

Jennifer Aniston has sunk to a brand new low in playing a nympho dentist in the upcoming film “Horrible Bosses.” Ok, Jen, we get it you’re pretty hot for a 41-year-old, but I think we’ve seen enough of you for a while. Nevertheless, this will probably be similar to a train wreck and we won’t be able to look away. Find out more after the jump.

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Brooklyn Decker, Jessica Biel Top Celeb Bikini Body List (PHOTOS)

Women’s Health recently named their 10 best summer bodies of 2010. Not that we really care what Women’s Health thinks, but it gives us a great opportunity to churn out a gratuitous sexy celebrities in bikinis gallery. So peep some sizzling photos after the jump and find out who else made the list.

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Jennifer Aniston Peddles Perfume In New Topless Campaign (PHOTOS)

So, Jennifer Aniston‘s attempts at relevance are a little on the desperate side, we admit that. Come on, remember the patriotic tie and a smile shoot for GQ? But regardless of her motives or the fact that being topless has nothing to do with perfume, we can’t help but think that Jenn looks pretty good even after all the wear on those tires. Check out more photos after the jump.

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Jennifer Aniston Could Still Get It (PHOTOS)

Say what you will about Jennifer Aniston, but you have to admit for an older chick she looks pretty damn amazing…and those legs. Peep more photos of Brad Pitt‘s leftovers after the jump.

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Could Megan Fox or Adriana Lima Be Brad Pitt’s Next Hookup?

I’m certainly a betting type of gal, so Paddy Power’s interest in when and if Brangelina might split and who Brad Pitt will hook up next definitely caught my attention. In the event that the Hollywood supercouple were to end their relationship, the site is predicting that Jennifer Aniston is almost a sure shot to pick up right where she left off with Mr. Inglourious Basterds. Her odds are currently about ½. However, if Jennifer isn’t sick of playing around with Gerard Butler yet or is not feeling the homelessman scruff that Brad has been rocking, then it might be Megan Fox or Adriana Lima who warms his bed next. Megan is pulling about 8/1 odds, while the Victoria’s Secret stunner clinched the third spot with 10/1. And who is the darkhorse competition for Brad’s affections. That honor would go to Kelly Brook who is currently facing down 50/1 odds. While there is virtually no logic to this round-up of celebrity hotties (other than rules saying that to win the couple must be confirmed by their reps), it is still entertaining enough to size up who might be next in line if things take a turn for the worst with Brad and Angelina.

Via: Online Betting Guide UK

Dating Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston Really, Really Sucks

…That is, if you listen to the ramblings of sappy, soft rock king John Mayer. In a recent interview with The New York Times, Mayer summed up his dating life as follows:

“It’s crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble. I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare.”

Oh yeah John, real punishment, being at the beck and booty call of some of Hollywood’s hottest ladies. Mayer has been linked to everyone from Cameron Diaz…  

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Early Morning Mistress: Jennifer Aniston – Still Got It

No secret that it’s a fine time to be an older lady who has maintained the luster of her physical appearance, what with Cougar Town and Cougar Party (possible actual shows or films) and Sharon Stone getting topless like it’s 1992.

So today let’s have a look at some sexay Jennifer Aniston pics, who almost became a cougar without anyone noticing.  Because it was just like last decade that she was still on Friends and was being called a “girl next door.”  Now?  More like “adult woman next door if you live next door to Jennifer Aniston.”  Lacks the same ring, I think, but hey Jennifer Aniston is still looking good and still snagging A-list men for abortive, emotionally depleting relationships, so she’s got that.  I think she should go on Millionaire Matchmaker.  Then the show would get a ton of publicity (a good thing) and Jennifer Aniston would find true love.  98% success rate, Jen!  Think about it.  

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John Mayer Broke His Wang!

I know John Mayer thinks he funny, but he isn’t.  And for that matter, neither am I since I apparently follow John’s twitter, pathetic.

Check out more and a photo gallery of the women he’s been linked with after the jump>>>

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Whose Bun Would You Butter? The Ladies of "He's Just Not That Into You"

Check out the all-star cast of “He’s Just Not That Into You” at the film’s Los Angeles Premiere yesterday, starring Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Aniston, Ginnifer Goodwin, and Scarlett Johansson. I say all-star, but the truth none of these women can get my butt into a movie theatre.

“Never Been Kissed” was way over-rated, “Requiem for a Dream” was awesome, “The Breakup” was real good too, and Scarlett thinks she can sing, so eff her.

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