Now This is the Heidi Klum We All Love (PHOTOS)

I think the world is a bit tired of seeing knocked Heidi Klum. While it’s great that her and her hubby Seal are knockin’ the boots at a feverish pace, I think they’re joyous baby making has deprived the world of some svelte hotness. It’s nice to see that Heidi is back in Victoria’s Secret form. Peep Heidi’s nearly naked photos from the February issue of DT Magazine after the jump.

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The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show…And We Have Photos!

Last night this great country of ours showed off some of its finest assets with the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Miranda Kerr, Selita Ebanks, Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio all strutted their half-naked stuff down the runway to the sound of the Black Eyed Peas. In case you live under a rock, we have some photos from last night’s broadcast after the jump.

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Celebrities Kind of Suck at Halloween: A Gallery of the Worst

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt

When you’re answering a job posting on Craigslist for “celebrity needed,” the requirements you have to meet are pretty lax, actually.  ”Some or no education,” “discreet at pre-noon drinking,” “have a face that magazine camera scientists can work with,” “can sign own name,” etc.

So should we really expect celebrities to come up with incisive, topical, and funny costumes for Halloween, considering the requisite celebrity skill set?  The answer is yes, because 1) some of these people have a good sense of humor or at least a good wardrobe guy, right? and 2) all of these people have so much damn money that they can waltz into a costume store and declare, “Hi, I’m Jamie Foxx, and for Halloween, I am going to be the recently unveiled experimental Ares IX Mars rocket.  The costume should be made entirely of regulation NASA parts, and I think it goes without saying that there should also be a motorized launchpad.  Please have it ready by 4.”  So really, there’s no excuse for these q-side Halloween get-ups.  Annotated gallery of the worst of celebrity Halloween (plus a few of the best), after the jump.  

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Steve Zahn Is Clearly Blazed On "Conan"

‘What is happening?” asks a visibly confused Steve Zahn (from Daddy Day Care, obviously) at one point in his appearance last night on The Tonight Show, in which he tells Conan O’Brien and Heidi Klum very little about his new movie A Perfect Getaway and very much about how he goes hitchhiking in a chicken suit, raises his own farm animals, and talks to horses and sheep.

The horses are better listeners.  The sheep always object with a old man’s get-off-my-lawn-kids BLEHHHH rather than the expected gentle baaahhhh.  Zahn also vaguely accuses Heidi Klum of being in some kind of secret cult that all beautiful, famous women join.  It’s probably the funniest interview Conan’s done yet on his new show.  

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F-Listed Interview: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Julie Henderson

Julie Henderson, only 22 and a model since age 13, has already reached the highest levels of the profession, appearing in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in 2007, 2008, and this year, alongside such marquee names as Marisa Miller, Bar Rafaeli, and Heidi Klum.

More recently, she has made waves online with a Global Grind blog post in which she defended her “special friendship” with hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons: “I am nobody’s white  b*tch, gold digger, or fame chaser.”

F-Listed recently shot Julie a few questions via email.  Her thoughts on partying with models, nude photoshoots, LL Cool J, and how you too can date a model, plus some brand new unpublished photos, after the jump.  

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The 2009 Golden Globes Took Place Last Night

The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards were held in Beverly Hills last night, and as much as I’d like to tell you I sat through the show, the truth is I was watching that South Park rerun on the Peruvian flute bands and Anne Hathaway‘s horse mug in “The Devil Wears Prada.”

There was a time when I used to beg my mom to let me stay up so I could watch the awards, but at that time I also played with Barbies and touched myself in secrecy. A lot has changed since then. So while I can’t give you a recap of the awards, I can give you a recap of all the babes that showed up. Let’s face it, you care more about the chicks then the awards anyway.

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66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1

Hayden Panettiere… I’m not saying she’s fat, but for a short girl gaining 5 lbs. makes a hell of a difference.

Elizabeth Banks… In my mind she’s the younger, sexier version of Chelsea Handler, but I’d still take Chelsea any day.

Eva Longoria…. Admit it, there’s something growing in your uterus. If we were to hold you up to a candle we could see the creature growing inside you. We already can.

America Ferrera… I think Ugly Betty is lame, but I love America and think she is absolutely beautiful. Sadly, I don’t know that many men would agree.

Vanessa Hudgens… Her nude photos will serve for a nice before and after comparison when she accepts Playboy’s offer to pose in the flesh five years from now.

Angelina Jolie… Kudos to her for contributing money and time to children in need. She still looks like a total c^nt.

Demi Moore… Ashton is tool. The end.

Isla Fisher… Is by far one of Hollywood sexiest redheads and I love the fact that she always has a smile on her face

Evan Rachel Wood… You’ll never be Dita Von Teese and for that reason you’ll always be second-best.

Christina Applegate… It’s impossible not to like this girl, but seriously, where are her boobs? I thought she said she was going to have the hottest pair in the nursing home?

Rita Wilson… Yes, I added Tom Hanks’ wife because he’s phenomenal, but most of all because I wanted to ask you: When did he get so old looking?

Anna Paquin… Two words: bottle opener.

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66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 3

Beyonce Knowles

Rumer Willis

Salma Hayek

Jennifer Morrison

Miley Cyrus

Heidi Klum

Lisa Rinna

Brooke Burke

Check it: The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1 

and The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 2

More Golden Globe glamour this way >>>

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Heidi Klum Strips Into Bra & Panties For GQ Italy

Here is German MILF Heidi Klum in the December 2008 issue of GQ Italy. 

Do you think any of these beautiful female celebs ever just rub one out looking at their reflections in the mirror? Just sayin’.

Heidi Klum in the December 2008 issue of GQ Italy this way…….

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Victoria's Secret Continues To Provide Masturbation Material

I guess I could waste your time talking about how sexy these bitches are, but what’s the point?  Supermodel supreme, Heidi Klum, headed the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show today in Miami.  I’m fairly sure the bitch is robotic because after three kids she looks better than most women do before they have any.

Her cohorts Marissa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Karolina Kurkova, Allessanda Ambrosio, and Adriana Lima took to the runway to shake their asses.  And I’m glad they did.  Cause the though of any other twenty-something average American women doing it makes me vomit in my mouth.

More of Victoria’s tits after the jump…

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Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, et al. In Their Panties

Bust out that strap-on, boys and girls, because I have yet again failed at understanding that which is fashionable. I mean, what the hell is going on here? Why is Heidi Klum wearing the remnants of 300‘s gladiator  costumes?

Victoria’s Secret needs to bring the creativity down a notch and quit trying to complicate something as simple as lingerie. It’s bras and panties, you don’t need to pitch it, it sells itself!

Women love feeling sexy -> men love sexy women -> lingerie makes women feel sexy -> women want men to find them sexy -> women wear lingerie -> men think women sexy -> women feel sexy = everyone’s happy. End of story!

Here are Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, and Miranda Kerr behind-the-scenes at a Victoria’s Secret fitting in New York City earlier this week.

Miranda Kerr pics this way>>>

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