Dita von Teese

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Richard Branson Know How To Celebrate In Style, And In Great Company (PHOTOS)

Is there a better way to celebrate Virgin Atlantic Airways‘ 10 year of flying between London and Las Vegas than to breakout Dita Von Teese in a tiny red bodysuit and cape? I think Richard Branson had the right idea. Find out more and check out photos after the jump.

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Dita von Teese Knows Boobs!

Dita Von Teese!

I mean, she should.  She was married to Marilyn Manson and he is the biggest boob out there.  However she also knows boobs and cause of that she’s designed a line of 40s and 50s style lingerie for Wonderbra that is set to come out soon.

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Whose Bun Would You Butter? Dita Von Teese vs. Sophia Bush vs. Amy Smart

Dita Von Teese, Sophia Bush and Amy Smart at a luncheon for fashion designer Rachel Pally at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood over the weekend. (3)

It’s no surprise why Dita Von Teese is famous.  Not only is The Burlesque Queen beautiful, but she’s managed to make an otherwise taboo subculture into a mainstream success, with a world tour and nude spread in the ever prestigious Playboy Magazine.

But how does the 36-year-old pin-up model compare when up against young Hollywood good girls Sophia Bush and Amy Smart, seen here with Dita at a luncheon for fashion designer Rachel Pally at the Chateau Marmont over the weekend?

Actually, Amy Smart is only three years younger than Dita, coming in at 33. Crazy! She still maintains her young girl looks. Despite each one of these women having completely different looks, each of these women project their own style of sexiness, which begs the question– Which one?!

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Dita von Teese's Side Boob In FHM France

Performer Dita von Teese's photo shoot from the February 2009 issue of FHM France, (1).

Dita von Teese has got a great rack and she knows how to use it.  Especially in the area of side boob, which displaying it can be an art.  There is the whole peek-a-boo, oops you got to see the side of my tit way, the the sort of creative, I want to show you my boob, but a little at a time way Dita’s doing it here.

With girls like Dita you know you’ll see the entire thing, but first you have to put a little effort in, like visiting the photos after the jump>>>

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Dita Von Teese Nude in Playboy Germany

Dita Von Teese in the Dec. 2008 issue of Playboy Denmark.

There are days when I get tired of seeing Dita Von Teese all dolled up in her 1940s-inspired gear.  I’d really like to see her say eff it! and throw on a t-shirt and jeans with some Keds and go run errands dressed like the rest of us mortals.  (She strikes me as a Keds kinda gal.)

But if there’s one Dita I most certainly could never tire of is the Dita Von Teese we see on the pages of magazines.   This chick really knows how to work her magic.  Take these photos of her in next month’s issue of Playboy Denmark Germany, for example.  

While many generic Playboy models look like they’re queefing at the camera, Dita actually makes love to it. Not to mention that her t!ts looks truly magnificent. Are they real?  If there is a God, I’m pretty sure she sculpted those perky beauts.

Dita Von Teese in the Dec. 2008 issue of Playboy Denmark.  (1)Dita Von Teese in the Dec. 2008 issue of Playboy Denmark.  (2)Dita Von Teese in the Dec. 2008 issue of Playboy Denmark.  (3)

Dita Von Teese in the Dec. 2008 issue of Playboy Denmark.  (4)Dita Von Teese in the Dec. 2008 issue of Playboy Denmark.  (5)Dita Von Teese in the Dec. 2008 issue of Playboy Denmark.  (6)

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Which Ass Would You Tap?

Paris, France was swarming with hot b!tches everywhere yesterday, having come out for a Christian Dior fashion show.

As if they intentionally wanted to get us all hot-and-bothered, the fashion police sat three of the most tempting chicks in the biz together, including Lily Allen, Dita Von Teese and Katy Perry.

In a perfect world we could have them all in our laps at once, but alas that is but another fantasy. So if the God’s of Hell could grant you just one to taste, who would it be?

The Science of Sexy by Dita Von Teese

Dita Von Teese uses her body as a canvas once again for Wonderbra‘s latest lingerie collection, The Science of Sexy.

These sexy, yet classy photographs are certainly a departure from her days as a stripper, turned fetish model, turned softcore porn actress.

I guess sometimes it’s worth using a double-sided dildo on another girl so long as you rise to the top in the end. You gotta do what you gotta do.

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Video of the Day: Dita Von Teese

Filmed by WonderBra for promotional purposes, this video clip called “The Science of Sexy” effectively tires to seduce with Dita Von Teese jazzing things up in an otherwise boring science laboratory, completely with dancing, lingerie– and black feathers. My, oh, my.

For photos of Dita in the latest issues for Genlux and Gala France, check them below.

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Dita Von Teese Lingerie Shoot for Wonderbra

Check out the latest lingerie photo shoot of burlesque queen Dita Von Teese all sexified for Wonderbra’s “Wonderbra by Dita Von Teese” collection, scheduled to launch in Europe Sept. 23.

Not long after Wonderbra named Dita as their spokesmodel did skeptics start to question whether or not the famous lingerie company would dump her after lesbian movies starring the ivory-colored icon surfaced on the Internet.

Obviously Wonderbra wasn’t foolish enough to do so.  After all, who wouldn’t want to see The Teese scissoring some other sexy lady on screen?  (See for yourself here. Link very NS4W.)

Dita Von Teese Nude For Bizarre Magazine

When Dita Von Teese first broke onto the Internet scene with her website it was 1992 and nobody really seemed to care. Primarily because only a fraction of the world population was even logged into the Internet, then a costly luxury.

A decade later Dita’s third spread for Playboy Magazine catapulted her career as the neo-burlesque queen. Her fame grew exponentially after having wed androgynous singer Marilyn Manson, whom she divorced after a brief three-year stint.

Now in 2008, the model continues giving us more of what we want: The Dita in all her naked glory.

Seen here in the August issue of Bizarre Magazine, more than a decade after launching her website, The Teese still looks as beautiful and tight as ever.  Don’t you just love the Internet?

Nude photos after the jump. For Dita Von Teese gallery, click here.

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