Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt

When you’re answering a job posting on Craigslist for “celebrity needed,” the requirements you have to meet are pretty lax, actually.  ”Some or no education,” “discreet at pre-noon drinking,” “have a face that magazine camera scientists can work with,” “can sign own name,” etc.

So should we really expect celebrities to come up with incisive, topical, and funny costumes for Halloween, considering the requisite celebrity skill set?  The answer is yes, because 1) some of these people have a good sense of humor or at least a good wardrobe guy, right? and 2) all of these people have so much damn money that they can waltz into a costume store and declare, “Hi, I’m Jamie Foxx, and for Halloween, I am going to be the recently unveiled experimental Ares IX Mars rocket.  The costume should be made entirely of regulation NASA parts, and I think it goes without saying that there should also be a motorized launchpad.  Please have it ready by 4.”  So really, there’s no excuse for these q-side Halloween get-ups.  Annotated gallery of the worst of celebrity Halloween (plus a few of the best), after the jump.   Continue »

Mac vs. PC?  Misguided.  The real market threat to Macs is Ice T.  He wrote Cop Killa, then was a cop on TV, then married a stack of boobs.  Now, he mostly just hangs out at home looking for stuff to do, and is like, CoCo, honey, whatever happened to that old Mac laptop we had?  Have I destroyed it with a hammer yet?

He hadn’t, but he fixes that right quick in this video.  You see how he takes out the battery first, because maybe he’ll find a use for it later?  In these times, even musical superstars destroying stuff for no reason need to be practical about it.  In case maybe he buys the exact same 5-year-old computer, but it doesn’t come with a battery.  Won’t even be a problem.   Continue »

Women are hard on each other for using plastic surgery (on reality TV anyway), but I think I speak for many or even most men when I say, whatever works.  And now Hungarians are realizing that even if beauty is only an injection deep, um, who cares?

But face lifts, breast implants or other “body work” are the requirements for contestants of the Miss Plastic Hungary pageant.

“Ever had plastic surgery to become beautiful? Are you proud of your body? Would you like to put yourself to the test?”

“Would you like to be judged and ranked on the part of your body you were least proud and most insecure about??”  But your fairweather Botox Betty can sit this one out: serious applicants only!  Which means…   Continue »

And live out her fantasies, she does.  Nicole ‘CoCo’ Austin likes to take her act to the exact limits that she can, which is sort of appropriate for the woman better known as CoCo and her banging booty.

To check out the rest of this photo shoot and her accompanying video keep reading after the jump>>> Continue »

Good morning lovelies!  It’s Thursday and that’s one more day closer to Friday and that’s about the best thing I can think of.  Well, other than Coco’s Marilyn photoshoot here, which can start the morning off right.  Man, she might not be the prettiest chick of all time, but she certainly oozes sex and that’s got to stand for something.

Click here to check out the rest of the photos from this set>>> Continue »

Whoa!  CoCo, better watch out cause her super famous camel toe will become obsolete with this wonderful product!  Let me introduce you to the Cuchini!  It is suited to help prevent all your creepy camel toe problems so that everyone you come into contact with won’t have to get sick when they see your creepy labia lips…yum!

For more about the Cuchini and a video about the product keep reading after the jump>>> Continue »

Here is model Nicole CoCo Austin and Ice-T celebrating her 30th birthday at the Imperial Club in New York City earlier this month. Dang, man. Ice-T piece must be at least 12 inches. How does he manage to hit the G-spot with all that excess padding?! She’s like one of those gumball machine guessing games. How many gumballs do you think fit in Nicole CoCo Austin’s ass? Well, how many do you think? Continue »

With the year quickly coming to a close, what better way to recap the year then by looking back at the F-Listed Galleries that held your attention year-round.

That’s right, boys and girls, here you have it– the Top 25 Galleries of 2008. Methinks your nether regions will be pleased. Here’s hoping anyway!

Enjoy!

Check out the Top 25 Galleries of 2008 in 3…2…1… Continue »

Kim Kardashian

Audrina Patridge

Christina Milian

Christina Aguilera

Lauren Conrad

Aubrey O’Day

Nicole CoCo Austin

More this way>>> Continue »