Happy 4th of July guys!  Since I plan to spend most of today celebrating and less working I thought I’d leave you with a gallery of super smokin’ hot chicks in American flag bikinis because I love you guys the most!

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I guess if I was an internationally famous super model I’d feel compelled to show off my beautiful life to a bunch of losers just like Cindy Crawford.  Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like being served your meal by someone that could take a dump that costs more than you make in a year.  Although, the mega rape fantasy you could have while being served mashed potatoes by her would probably make it worth it.

Here’s Cindy Crawford at the Los Angeles Mission Thanksgiving Meal for the Homeless.

As hot as she was 20 years ago, MILF Cindy Crawford might have a furniture line at Rooms To Go, but that doesn’t mean she’s through with the modeling world.

Age 42, it kinda makes you wonder how many DNA samples her mole has been shot with.  You know every man who’s been with her has used that thing as a target.  Let’s just hope she didn’t get any in her nose.

For some bikini and topless shots of Cindy click here and here.

Photos from the Nov. ‘08 issue of Vogue France below.

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There’s something about former supermodel Cindy Crawford — seen her at the Poppy store opening to benefit Stuart House in Santa Monica earlier this week — that really gets my temperature rising.

At 42, Cindy isn’t the freshest fish in the sea, but the more exposure she gets, the more desirable she seems.

This woman has managed to maintain both her youthful looks and spirit without grasping onto a false image of youth filled with lip gloss, boob jobs, leopard print bras, and leather miniskirts.

What do you say, would you hit it?

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Model Cindy Crawford yesterday at the World Premiere of “Leatherheads” at Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood, California.

I really like Cindy Crawford for several reasons.

Not only is she a MILF, but she was gracious enough to pull a Tyra and create her own modeling reality show or talk show or some crap only bimbos and flamers watch.

Instead what did she do? She started her own furniture line for Rooms To Go.

Beautiful, intuitive, and obnoxious-free, how can anybody resist wanting to jump her bones?

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It’s true Catherine Zeta Jones and Cindy Crawford aren’t the hot 20-year-olds they once were, but that doesn’t mean these two successful moms are any less hotter.

Catherine, 38, looked beautiful in a form-fitting pink dress at the media call for her latest film “Death Defying Acts” in Sydney, Australia yesterday.

And 42-year-old model, Cindy Crawford, glowed in a pair of jeans and hippy chic top while at the John Varvatos’ 6th Annual Stuart House Benefit this past Sunday in West Hollywood.

Both are smokin’ hot MILFs, but in the end there can only be one… or can they?

The question remains: Which Would You Bang?

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At 41-years-of-age, Cindy Crawford may not be the freshest snatch in the modeling industry, but that doesn’t mean she’s dried up and old. Take a peek at these photos of her in the latest issue of GQ Italy and see what I mean.

On a side note: Do you think her husband uses her mole as a facial shooting target? I know I would.

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Daily Mail has posted these photographs showcasing stretch marks on the tummy of a famous supermodel and Hollywood MILF. Is this not the best birth control ever?

Seriously, I may be a female, but I have never been in a rush to have children… and this photo is one of the many reasons why. I’d consider a tummy tuck, but I’m too much of a coward to undergo an unnecessary surgical procedure.

Remember ladies, if you don’t want any baby-related stretch marks, take your pill… and there’s always adoption!

Find out whose tummy this is after the jump!

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