Check out these shots of a skinny Christina Ricci in last month’s issue of Vanity Fair Italy.  This woman can look as different as night and day sometimes.  I’m normally love everything she does, but I can’t say I’m a fan of her in these photos. Her fivehead is much too grand.

Every time I see that thing I want to get her drunk just to have an excuse to draw a d!ck on her cheek and a pack of nutsacks on her forehead.  I’m talking, four or five big hairy ones.  I could throw in another 14 or so, but by then I’ll have moved on to spiking Tara Reid’s personal vodka stash with water.

And in case you want to see what Ms. Ricci looks like topless, click here. Nipples are blurred, but content is still NSFW.

One of the few actress to transition from being a child star without going to rehab, actress Christina Ricci has undergone such an array of looks sometimes it’s hard to keep track.

As of recently the 28-year-old has maintained her slim figure and has recently enrolled to be a counselor for anorexic girls.

Which, I don’t know, I don’t know that I consider this her natural weight.  She’s missing like 5 lbs to look normal.  A little too skinny, but definitely the hottest she’s ever been. I know some of you boys don’t care for her too much, but it’d be pretty sweet hanging out with her.

Here’s little miss Ricci at the DKNY Celebrates 20 Years in New York City last week.

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Skinnie minnies Rachel Bilson and Christina Ricci were seen arriving within minutes of each other at an L.A. building over the weekend for what’s thought to be a script reading between the two actresses.

No word yet on whether or not these two will be scissoring each other in the film.  That’s one sight my eyes wouldn’t mind experiencing.  Although preferably some years ago before Ricci did the unthinkable and downsized her boobs.

Homegirl needs to start taking her daily protein shots. Zero boobs can be dealt with, but zero curves is another matter altogether.  Her boyfriend needs to sit down and explain to her it’s for her own good.  Plus, it doesn’t taste all that bad.  It’s like a salty pretzel, only in liquid form.

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I just had to do a post on Christina Ricci at the “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” gala held at the MET Monday night.

How some people didn’t fall in love with this dress is beyond me. She looks like Wonder Woman!

Gorgeous!

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Whoa, for a second there I almost mistook Christina Ricci for Helena Bonham Carter in her “Fight Club” days. Little Miss Ricci has been having weight issues since as far back as I can remember, but geeze, she’s making my ’special area’ dry up at first glance. Perhaps the addition of some protein other than her boyfriend’s jizz to her diet would do the trick.

Christina Ricci doesn’t like Lindsay Lohan — but not because she’s a coke-addicted, alcoholic, with a penchant for lesbian love affairs and one-night stands, and has the skin of a cheap leather handbag made in Mexico — No, Ricci doesn’t like Lindsay because she played a stripper.

Ricci claims stars like Lohan, who peeled off in 2007 movie I Know Who Killed Me, have created a culture of women who find flattery in misogyny.

She says, “It used to be something that we (women) were sort of ashamed of. You didn’t want to admit to people that you were a stripper.

“But now, the hottest thing to say is, ‘I can work a pole!’ Who gives a f**k? But it’s a huge weird thing.

“I mean, you see actresses, and their passion project is to play a stripper. It’s just stupid.”

Oh how I love Christina Ricci.

Although I must admit, I once took pole dancing classes because I thought it would be a fun activity to do with a couple of my girlfriends. I don’t know if it’s because we smoked and drank before we showed up, but that shit was hard!

It makes me appreciate all the hard work strippers go through just to entertain us on Friday nights like tonight.  Still, my favorite stripper is the MILF who I saw light her nipples on fire.  That shit was awesome!

Here’s Ricci and her tiny-ass self, alongside actor Emile Hirsch, at the “Speed Racer” cast photo shoot in Long Beach, California last week.

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Child actors turned Hollywood sex pots like Natalie Portman and Christina Ricci are living proof that you can grow up in the spotlight without becoming a drug-addicted trainwreck with a penchant for drama.

But while Natalie has maintained consistently beautiful, indie queen Christina has undeniably gone through some awkward looking phases.

Still that hasn’t deterred the actress from remaining a popular and sexy in the eyes of Hollywood. Especially as she’s really come into her own the older she’s gotten.

Now at the age of 28, Christina Ricci shows off her more mature, still beautiful look in the May ‘08 issue of BlackBook Magazine.

In short: Christina Ricci is child actor turned adult hottie without ever letting her ego or career get off track.

Christina Ricci wants Jessica Biel’s ass.

“I asked my trainer, ‘Can you give me Jessica Biel’s butt?’” the actress – who starred with Biel’s beau Timberlake in last year’s Black Snake Moan – tells the U.K. edition of Elle. “I want a bigger butt.”

Alas, because of her tiny frame, “they said I couldn’t,” she laments. “Everyone wants what they can’t have!”

I want to eat her ass out — does that count?

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I don’t know who the hell told Christina Ricci she looked good before she left the house this weekend, but whomever it is really hates her guts.

Girl looks fugged out to the max.

I know she was self-conscious of her weight for a while there, but someone needs to tell her the weight isn’t the issue so much as that five head of hers.

She can loose all the weight she wants — and she can cut as many layers of bangs possible — but we still know about that alien dome of hers.

Still, I love Ricci and just hope she doesn’t go back to her anorexic ways.  After all, she is my favorite little pixie.

Here’s Christina Ricci over the weekend at Ferragamo’s 80th Anniversary Fashion Show and after party.

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