Early Morning Mistress: Christina Hendricks in Esquire
August 6th, 2009
By: Ben
There’s been some lively discussion here on F-Listed about redheads, and whether it’s ok to be racist toward them. I said, sure, why not? Some people disagreed, all of them redheads. Draw your own conclusions from that. But! Let me extend an olive branch to the redhead community, with Christina Hendricks, Mad Men‘s Joan Holloway and just one of the foxiest foxes in the fox community right now. Like she’s the type of woman that men who smoke cigarettes write songs about.
Is she a natural redhead? Surprisingly, no. But she’s been dying her hair red continuously since age 10, and if you get baptized at age 10, then you’re a legit Christian and if you get citizenated at age 10, then you’re a legit American. You can even become the president if you fake your birth certificate right and go to a top tier Muslim socialist academy! (Harvard.)
So Christina Hendricks is a practicing redhead, which should be ok with you. It’s completely ok with me. The best parts of her interview with Esquire, plus the rest of the pics, after the jump. Continue »











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