If I have to choose  between a blonde and brunettes, brunettes will always win.  But if I had to choose between two brunettes, things become complicated. 

Take these pics of British singer Cheryl Tweedy Cole at Wolseley Restaurant in London over this weekend, and Colombian actress Sofia Vergara in stockings and knee-high boots at Guy’s Bar in Los Angeles over the weekend and tell me this isn’t a hard decision to make. 

Both classy, both talented, but most of all, both are absolutely beautiful. So the question remains, which one?

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In an attempt to keep up with today’s theme (Boobs!), here are some pics of British singer Cheryl Tweedy Cole leaving the Mayfair Hotel with soccer hubby Ashley Cole earlier yesterday.

Ah, yes. Push-up bras, best friend to flat-chested anorexic chicks worldwide.  Traditionally I find skinny minnies highly unattractive, but with Cheryl you can’t help but cave and admire her beauty.

Although, one must wonder, if she doesn’t like eating food, chances are she probably doesn’t crave a man’s meat wand either.  Which is a damn shame because she could use the extra protein.

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Girls Aloud member Cheryl Cole showcased her bony body at Newcastle’s Metro Radio Arena this weekend.

Cheryl needs to hurry up and dump her cheating, loser husband and find herself a real man.  Someone to f^ck her brains out and give her such an extraordinary orgasm she’d be incapacitated for weeks.

Better yet, a man to feed her his protein while a busty beauty makes love to Cheryl’s snatch with her tongue.  Nothing feels better than having a woman bury her tongue in one’s p^ssy and then having her wiggle it around inside.

Bonus gallery below.  Past images of a fuller Cheryl after the jump.

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After having cheated on wife Cheryl Cole with his hairdresser Aimee Walton back in 2007, the singer’s husband Ashley Cole has finally moved back home.

It is also rumored that he’s made plans for the couple to vacation in the Caribbean where the couple will hopefully have sex again.

Apparently Cheryl Cole has imposed a six-month sex ban for him having cheated on her. Why? Because sex is power, power equals control, and us female always have our trusty vibrator to get us through our sex-less days.

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Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Tweedy Cole might be digging the new KitKat Senses chocolate bar, but what she doesn’t dig is other people washing her dirty panties.

She admitted: “I can’t bear other people washing my undergarments. I find it quite violating.

“Even when my mam does the washing, I say, ‘Leave my bits.’”

I don’t see what’s the big deal with someone else washing one’s undergarments. Unless you’re fish taco stinks to high heaven.

Maybe that’s it — Cheryl Cole has a stinky fish taco. A stinky vagina is an automatic deal breaker, regardless of how hot she might.

I once hooked up with this girl at a bar and as soon as those panties I swear I could smell her stinky fish taco from across the room. Needless to say, we didn’t finish what we started. Apparently she thought my Febrezing her taco was offensive.

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Cheryl Cole is so tiny she barely filled out her party dress and almost gave us a nipple flashing while at the Berlington Club the other night.

It’s women like Cheryl that inspire me to give back to the community in unspeakable ways. Mainly, I’d like to feed emaciated female celebs, such as Cheryl and Jaslene, protein shots directed into their throats via penile injection.

I mean, the woman can barely fill out her A-cup. Obviously the women isn’t having her daily protein.

How many of you would like to contribute to Cheryl’s daily protein shots?

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Singer Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud attended the Julien MacDonald London Fashion Week Spring 2008 show in London yesterday and I must say she looks absolutely devine. I could give two craps about their music, but I’d totally watch a movie if she was in it. And my movie I mean porno. Of course.

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Wow, pop-singer Tweedy sure has a nice tight body. Every time I see a female celebrity flaunting their hotness on the beach I remember to put down the Ben & Jerry’s and go hit the gym. I should probably go and do that right now. Damn you Tweedy Cole!