In a new photo shoot for V Magazine, 38-year-old Cameron Diaz appears to be channeling her inner Madonna.  The photos look like they could have been taken during Madonna’s Blonde Ambition Tour, which is creepy and interesting, as I’ve never really seen Diaz, a romantic comedy darling, do something this edgy.

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I know John Mayer thinks he funny, but he isn’t.  And for that matter, neither am I since I apparently follow John’s twitter, pathetic.

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The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards were held in Beverly Hills last night, and as much as I’d like to tell you I sat through the show, the truth is I was watching that South Park rerun on the Peruvian flute bands and Anne Hathaway’s horse mug in “The Devil Wears Prada.”

There was a time when I used to beg my mom to let me stay up so I could watch the awards, but at that time I also played with Barbies and touched myself in secrecy. A lot has changed since then. So while I can’t give you a recap of the awards, I can give you a recap of all the babes that showed up. Let’s face it, you care more about the chicks then the awards anyway.

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66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1

Hayden Panettiere… I’m not saying she’s fat, but for a short girl gaining 5 lbs. makes a hell of a difference.

Elizabeth Banks… In my mind she’s the younger, sexier version of Chelsea Handler, but I’d still take Chelsea any day.

Eva Longoria…. Admit it, there’s something growing in your uterus. If we were to hold you up to a candle we could see the creature growing inside you. We already can.

America Ferrera… I think Ugly Betty is lame, but I love America and think she is absolutely beautiful. Sadly, I don’t know that many men would agree.

Vanessa Hudgens… Her nude photos will serve for a nice before and after comparison when she accepts Playboy’s offer to pose in the flesh five years from now.

Angelina Jolie… Kudos to her for contributing money and time to children in need. She still looks like a total c^nt.

Demi Moore… Ashton is tool. The end.

Isla Fisher… Is by far one of Hollywood sexiest redheads and I love the fact that she always has a smile on her face

Evan Rachel Wood… You’ll never be Dita Von Teese and for that reason you’ll always be second-best.

Christina Applegate… It’s impossible not to like this girl, but seriously, where are her boobs? I thought she said she was going to have the hottest pair in the nursing home?

Rita Wilson… Yes, I added Tom Hanks’ wife because he’s phenomenal, but most of all because I wanted to ask you: When did he get so old looking?

Anna Paquin… Two words: bottle opener.

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Eva Mendes

Drew Barrymore

Kate Beckinsale

Olivia Wilde

Megan Fox

Cameron Diaz

Anne Hathaway

Jennifer Lopez

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Coming in at age 36, actress Cameron Diaz hasn’t aged quite the way I’d envisioned.  That’s not to say she’s ugly, or anywhere near that realm, but it really is surprising all the same.

After all, Selma Blair is the same age and could easily pass as a 24-year-old.  Cameron is a big fan of the beach, which explains a lot.  Constant sun use will age a person like a mothereffer.

That’s what I’ve been trying to explain to Audrina Patridge, but noooooooo all she wants is for us to pay attention to her her boobs.  B!tch won’t be laughing in 10 years when her skin looks like a worn leather belt used by Amy Winehouse to get her fix on.

In any case, here’s Cameron’s pretty aging face at the AFI Night at the Movies presented by Target in Hollywood, California yesterday. I’ve also added a pic of 50-year-old actress Annette Bening for comparison’s sake.

Cameron Diaz graces the June cover of InStyle and dishes about being out on the prowl.

She says,

“I’m a woman. Of course I’m dating! [..] I trust my judgment. I’m not going to bring some idiot into my world, and if I’m not sure about him, I’m cautious. My list is all about balance. You can have smart but not funny. You can have funny but not very smart. You can have intellectual but not social. But …I want it all! I love big brains. I love to eat. I love to be outdoors. I love to have conversations! I love to make love. I like live arrrrgh! I don’t do anything half-assed, and I want somebody who can keep up with all that. And I want someone who can show me something, you know?””

It seems like this pussy cat wants to learn a couple of new tricks. Any takers?

Cameron Diaz graces the May issue of FHM France.

The shots are rather tame, but certainly better than she looks in real life.

Gone are the days when she was exotic and new.  Also known as her days from “The Mask.”  She was smokin’ back then!

Cameron Diaz is this week’s HSW because if I don’t give her love, no one else will. I know I said she’s not all that hot, but people are really tearing her a new one on the Internet lately. It’s okay Cammie, I still love you.

Check out Diaz’s interview in the May issue of W Magazine here, and her GQ spread here.

If I may, I’d like to kindly point out how the camera never goes anywhere near Cameron Diaz’s face in any of these photos.

It’s true that could be the photographer’s style, or perhaps he didn’t want to spend all his money photoshopping them post-shoot.

Photographed in heels from afar, the 35-year-old Cuban-American star hasn’t exactly aged the way I’d envisioned her to. Or perhaps Hollyweird’s obsession with Botox and plastic surgery has left me with a distorted sense of reality.

Whatever the reason, Cam still looks hot in these photos and I 100 percent support any female celebrity who doesn’t run out and get work done on her body the minute she gains 5 lbs. or sees a wrinkle.

True confidence comes from within, and no amount of Botox, liposuction, or breast implants will ever change that.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Cameron Diaz

Amber Valleta

Rihanna

Jessica Alba

Ashlee Simpson

Miley Cyrus

Hayden Panettiere

America Ferrera

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