Both of these ladies look totally yummy in that white Herve Leger bathing suit they’re sporting.  Still, which one makes you tickle in your nether regions?  Miss Anna Faris looks totally bad girl but Miss Beyonce looks super sultry all wet and glistening.

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The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards were held in Beverly Hills last night, and as much as I’d like to tell you I sat through the show, the truth is I was watching that South Park rerun on the Peruvian flute bands and Anne Hathaway’s horse mug in “The Devil Wears Prada.”

There was a time when I used to beg my mom to let me stay up so I could watch the awards, but at that time I also played with Barbies and touched myself in secrecy. A lot has changed since then. So while I can’t give you a recap of the awards, I can give you a recap of all the babes that showed up. Let’s face it, you care more about the chicks then the awards anyway.

Click here for the list of winners.

66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1

Hayden Panettiere… I’m not saying she’s fat, but for a short girl gaining 5 lbs. makes a hell of a difference.

Elizabeth Banks… In my mind she’s the younger, sexier version of Chelsea Handler, but I’d still take Chelsea any day.

Eva Longoria…. Admit it, there’s something growing in your uterus. If we were to hold you up to a candle we could see the creature growing inside you. We already can.

America Ferrera… I think Ugly Betty is lame, but I love America and think she is absolutely beautiful. Sadly, I don’t know that many men would agree.

Vanessa Hudgens… Her nude photos will serve for a nice before and after comparison when she accepts Playboy’s offer to pose in the flesh five years from now.

Angelina Jolie… Kudos to her for contributing money and time to children in need. She still looks like a total c^nt.

Demi Moore… Ashton is tool. The end.

Isla Fisher… Is by far one of Hollywood sexiest redheads and I love the fact that she always has a smile on her face

Evan Rachel Wood… You’ll never be Dita Von Teese and for that reason you’ll always be second-best.

Christina Applegate… It’s impossible not to like this girl, but seriously, where are her boobs? I thought she said she was going to have the hottest pair in the nursing home?

Rita Wilson… Yes, I added Tom Hanks’ wife because he’s phenomenal, but most of all because I wanted to ask you: When did he get so old looking?

Anna Paquin… Two words: bottle opener.

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Beyonce Knowles

Rumer Willis

Salma Hayek

Jennifer Morrison

Miley Cyrus

Heidi Klum

Lisa Rinna

Brooke Burke

Check it: The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 1 

and The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards Gallery – Pt. 2

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This is an incredible picture and not because Beyonce is playing paparazzi, but because divas Mariah Carey and Beyonce are existing together without their egos colliding.

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A lot of people think Beyonce Knowles is a raving beauty, but I just don’t see it anymore.  She looks the way my great Aunt Rita would when she’d apply her makeup after a three day drinking binge.  Consequently, it’s the same way anyone would look if Michael J. Fox did their makeup, just sayin’.

So here’s Beyonce and her costume change at the 40th Annual Principales Awards–although, for being a second rate artist she sure does get a ton of awards and fanfare.

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Check out these pics Beyoncé strutting her stuff in fishnet stockings in the January 2009 issue of Giant Magazine.

There was a time I used to think she was absolutely beautiful, and while her physical beauty hasn’t diminished in the least, I can’t say I’m all about her anymore.

Perhaps it’s because I’m more of a rocker chick than a lover of pop or R&B, but she’s lost her allure. Now she’s just another Hollywood power player endorsing products and trying to take over the world.  

Me, I just like someone I can chill with.  If you and I can just go to a pool hall and have a couple beers and keep things low-key, then that’s the celebrity I want to meet.

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Sometimes Beyonce looks like a busted Vegas stripper that’s been at it one years too many. Other times she looks awesome.  This magazine cover is one of those times.  Gosh, she is so super hot on the pages of GQ Germany that I will forgive her of the fact that most of the time she looks like a rediculously angry tranny hooker.

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This is why you don’t get married because you’re knocked-up. Also, why I plan on hiring a private investigator should I ever tie the knot.

Blind Item via Panache Report:

Over the past few years, there has been a rash of marriages in black Hollywood. Recently, quicky marriages have become the rage. Despite his untold dedication to his wife. We have received reports that a newly married husband has been stepping out on his wife with a variety of call girls.

Our cheating hubby has rented suites stocked with weed and Dom. He loves to sexually entertain two women at a time. His favorite destination for call girl hookups is in Las Vegas. When he arrives in Las Vegas, sometimes, escorts are waiting for him in his limo and a lot of hanky panky goes on enroute to his hotel suite.

His wife remains clueless as he runs up a secretive tab for high end escorts. This has become an addiction for him. He tells his wife he has to go out of town on business when he’s really meeting up with ladies of the evening. The wife has allegedly been telling friends that their sex life had died down since their marriage because her husband is such a workaholic but the real reason is: He’s stepping out on her.

It’s a toss up between Usher and Tameka, or Jay-Z or Beyonce, but considering Jay’s recent involvement with opening his 40/40 Club in Vegas and NYC, he seems to fit the bill perfectly.

Dude, hookers over Beyonce? The man has lost his mind. So much for happily ever after!

Below, photos of Beyonce Knowles at the opening of Jay Z’s 40/40 Club in Vegas.

The Beyonce baby rumors cannot be silenced! Page Six reports,

Pals of the tight-lipped newlyweds say the songbird is expecting the couple’s first child. “She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight,” a source said. “When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now.” A rep for Beyoncé said, “I don’t know if she’s pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you.”

Who cares?! I know I don’t. Beyonce is as relevant as J. Lo is anymore.

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Gisele Bundchen

Scarlett Johansson

Eva Mendes

Ivanka Trump

Beyonce

Eva Longoria Parker

Fergie

Hilary Duff

Blake Lively

Victoria Beckham

Christina Ricci

Jennifer Lopez

Mischa Barton

Emmy Rossum

Naomi Watts

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