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Bai Ling
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December 23, 2008 @ 6:53 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer
Your Daily Fug!
Someone call PETA, Bai Ling needs to be charged for animal cruelty! That pussy doesn’t deserve to be mistreated like this!
Here are some pics of the Asian disaster posing at some studio shoot in California yesterday.
You know Bai lured that poor pussy over by spreading some extra chunky peanut butter over her sausage nipples spiked with a couple Roofies.
That’s probably how she also lured over the photographer, too. You can’t seem him in these shots, but he’s bound to his chair crying and begging for mercy. Not only is the poor guy gay, but he’s also a vegetarian. Soldiers in Guantánamo Bay are thankful it wasn’t them.
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July 25, 2008 @ 7:18 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer
Bai Lings Sausage Nipple Comes Out To Play
This photograph of Bai Ling‘s sausage nipple slip at the premiere of “X-Files: I Want to Believe” Wednesday literally made me laugh out loud.
The paparazzi’s reaction of her easily two inch nipples is absolutely priceless. That was pretty much the reaction I had the first time I ever witnessed her sausages.
The bandage covering up her undoubtedly “I was giving a blowjob in a public restroom yesterday” pretty much sums up Bai Ling’s crazy, attention hungry ways in a nutshell.
Uncensored photos are after the jump, but if you have a week stomach I suggest you spare your eyes.
I wonder if they taste like pork sausages, or spicy beef sausages?
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/bai-lings-sausage-nipples-slip-at-the-x-files-premiere-in-yellow-dress2-111x150.jpg "Bai Ling\'s sausage nipple slip at the 20th Century Fox Premiere of \\"X-Files: I Want to Believe\\" on July 23, 2008 at the Mann\'s Grauman Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, CA. 1"){kind=spacer}
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/bai-lings-sausage-nipples-slip-at-the-x-files-premiere-in-yellow-dress3-103x150.jpg "Bai Ling\'s sausage nipple slip at the 20th Century Fox Premiere of \\"X-Files: I Want to Believe\\" on July 23, 2008 at the Mann\'s Grauman Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, CA. 2")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/bai-lings-sausage-nipples-slip-at-the-x-files-premiere-in-yellow-dress4-139x150.jpg "Bai Ling\'s sausage nipple slip at the 20th Century Fox Premiere of \\"X-Files: I Want to Believe\\" on July 23, 2008 at the Mann\'s Grauman Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, CA. 3")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/bai-lings-sausage-nipples-slip-at-the-x-files-premiere-in-yellow-dress5-109x150.jpg "Bai Ling\'s sausage nipple slip at the 20th Century Fox Premiere of \\"X-Files: I Want to Believe\\" on July 23, 2008 at the Mann\'s Grauman Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, CA. 4")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/bai-lings-sausage-nipples-slip-at-the-x-files-premiere-in-yellow-dress6-99x150.jpg "Bai Ling\'s sausage nipple slip at the 20th Century Fox Premiere of \\"X-Files: I Want to Believe\\" on July 23, 2008 at the Mann\'s Grauman Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, CA. 5")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/bai-lings-sausage-nipples-slip-at-the-x-files-premiere-in-yellow-dress7-82x150.jpg "Bai Ling\'s sausage nipple slip at the 20th Century Fox Premiere of \\"X-Files: I Want to Believe\\" on July 23, 2008 at the Mann\'s Grauman Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, CA. 6")
Uncensored NSFW nipple slip photos after the jump!
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May 3, 2008 @ 12:53 PM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer
Bai Ling Threatens Us with Her Sausage Nipples
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/60157_celebutopia-bai_ling_shows_boobs_on_the_set_of_crank_2_high_voltage_in_los_angeles-02_122_849lo-420x630.jpg "Bai Ling shows boobs on the set of \\"Crank 2: High Voltage\\" in Los Angeles, May 2 - 12 HQs")
Oh dear God… NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bai Ling being her usual undesirable self on the set of “Crank 2: High Voltage” in Los Angeles earlier this week.
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/60499_celebutopia-bai_ling_shows_boobs_on_the_set_of_crank_2_high_voltage_in_los_angeles-08_122_98lo-100x150.jpg "Bai Ling shows boobs on the set of \\"Crank 2: High Voltage\\" in Los Angeles, May 2 I")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/60224_celebutopia-bai_ling_shows_boobs_on_the_set_of_crank_2_high_voltage_in_los_angeles-07_122_500lo-100x150.jpg "Bai Ling shows boobs on the set of \\"Crank 2: High Voltage\\" in Los Angeles, May 2 II")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/60157_celebutopia-bai_ling_shows_boobs_on_the_set_of_crank_2_high_voltage_in_los_angeles-02_122_849lo1-100x150.jpg "Bai Ling shows boobs on the set of \\"Crank 2: High Voltage\\" in Los Angeles, May 2 III")
![](http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/60423_celebutopia-bai_ling_shows_boobs_on_the_set_of_crank_2_high_voltage_in_los_angeles-01_122_907lo-100x150.jpg "Bai Ling shows boobs on the set of \\"Crank 2: High Voltage\\" in Los Angeles, May 2 IV")
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February 15, 2008 @ 1:37 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer
Bai Ling's Sad Valentines
By now we’ve all heard about our favorite Asian slut getting arrested yesterday. I’m speaking, of course, of none other than the fabulous Bai Ling. Who, as I just discovered, played the half-sister/lover of crime-boss Top Dollar in “The Crow.” Thank you, Wikipedia.
The 37-year-old former Playmate was arrested Wednesday at Los Angeles International Airport after reportedly shoplifting $16 worth of celebrity magazines and batteries from a terminal convenience store.
It was an “emotionally crazy” day, she explained to E! News on Thursday. Why? She was coping with the “huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentine’s Day.”
Ling, a former guest star on Lost and Entourage added, “Wrong boyfriend.”
Aw, poor Bai Ling. But seriously, I know why her boyfriend left her. They had sex sober for the first time and he finally realized what he was dealing with: sausage nipples. That’s right, ladies and gents, sausage nipples.
A broad I may be, but trust me when I say I’ve seen many a nipple, and her nipples are particularly sausage like. Not even shitting you. The woman could probably hold a 25 pack of those blank CDs where you secretly store your porn away from your lover. (Don’t deny it.)
Playboy photos after the jump if you’re hungry for some Chinese. *wink*
NSFW Photos after the jump!
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October 29, 2007 @ 6:07 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer
Bai Ling Really Loves Her Sausage Nipples
Here are the latest topless photos of Bai Ling for Photographie Magazine. Normally I get all hot and bothered at the sight of some titties, but this things are absolutely atrocious!
I found myself hovering over my toilet, rekindling a relationship with yesterday’s food. Never again will I be able to top my pizzas with Italian sausage. The flashbacks would be all too severe.
More shots after the jump!
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October 2, 2007 @ 2:11 PM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer
Bai Ling Wants Threesome with Angie & Brad
According to an admittedly bi-sexual Bai Ling, “Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow” co-star Angelina Jolie and her had a “special attraction” during filming.
“I felt this energy between us, when we look at each other there’s an energy, an attraction. Her eyes transfer a sexual energy to me that makes her irresistible.”
She recalled: “Angelina said, ‘Next time we’ll play lovers.’”
On whether or not they scissored each others vajayjays, she said:
“We could have hooked up, but it just wasn’t the right time or place. But she told me, “My heart’s open to you.’”
She added: “I’ve always thought Brad [Pitt] was the sexiest man on the planet. So now that Brad and Angelina are together, now maybe I could experience both at the same time!”
As if! Neither Angie or Brad would go anywhere near that slutty skank. Nobody would. Maybe a methed up Britney or a coked up Lindsay, but that’s all. The image of them sucking face is enough to make me turn straight. Gag me with a spoon already.
Photos of Angie and Shiloh after the jump!
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