I know this a minor story, but it is very, very fascinating to me, this Aubrey O’Day Hitler thing.  If you missed it yesterday, Aubrey went on The Sean Hannity Show and said that while she did not condone the actions of Fidel Castro and Adolf Hitler, they were both brilliant men.  Hannity and co. met these statements with affront and condescension, of course, and I predicted that the celebrity media mill would probably churn out a mess of blog posts headlined AUBREY O’DAY HEARTS HITLER.  Perez Hilton literally wrote it as “Aubrey O’Day Hearts Fidel Castro… And Hitler Too!“

As a celebrity blogger, unless you yourself are brilliant, you don’t really get to form nuanced, original thoughts for each of your posts because you’re obliged to bang out a certain number every day.  So when you write about a celebrity, you fall back on the snapshot consensus identity the blogosphere has given her (typically it’s a her), which in Aubrey O’Day’s case is “talentless, dumb skank” (which is the go-to for most young celebrity women).  So that was the kneejerk, for most bloggers: talentless, dumb skank Aubrey O’Day praises Hitler.  Now TMZ has gone out of its way to validate that assessment – which in this case is wrongheaded and off-base – by talking to “the Jewish community” about its outrage at Aubrey O’Day…   Continue »

Ahhh this is so LOLsy.  Aubrey O’Day was on The Sean Hannity Show last night.  Why?  For what reason?  I have no idea.  The FOX people were probably like, OMG this broad was in Playboy and is a celebrity and a liberal, obviously she is so dumb and stupid and will just spout off dumb, stupid things.  Our viewership will sit at home and watch her and just get so piping mad that Aubrey O’Day is able to exist and say and do things without going to jail that they’ll probably throw their beers at their TV screen/child.

The thing, though, is that Aubrey O’Day is not dumb.  Is she smart?  I don’t know.  But she seems to have traveled places and cared about things and thought about issues, which is probably more than most b-side celebrities can say.

Anyway, two clips from the show.  In one, she spars with the conservatives about a U.N. children’s sexual health initiative on masturbation.  In the other, she violates The First Rule About Talking About Hitler (Is You Can’t Say Anything Good About Hitler).   Continue »

Ashley Roberts is one of the Pussycat Dolls who isn’t Nicole Scherzinger or Aubrey O’Day.  (Aubrey O’Day is in that one, right?  No?  Does it matter?)

Anyway, she’s obviously been wasting her summer prancing around on the beach rather than nosing it to the grindstone in the recording studio to give us the new Pussycat Dolls album America so desperately needs now more than ever, as we try to come to terms with the death of Ted Kennedy. Way to be patriot, Ash.   Continue »

Exciting times we live in, friends!  Virtuoso songstress Aubrey O’Day has covered virtuoso balladeer Eddie Murphy’s 1985 hit “Party All the Time“!  That’s all well and good, you grumble, looking all downcasty, but how am supposed to afford this song that I would really like to buy, what with my savings demolished by the recession?

According to The Sun, “you can hear [it] for FREE” (emphasis theirs, hilariously).  Does Aubrey O’Day actually yell, “It’s Rick James, b*tch!” at some point in the song?  You’ll just have to listen to find out.  (She does.)  New song plus the original, after the jump.   Continue »

When you’re Aubrey O’Day, you realize that pimping your up and coming Las Vegas show is almost as important as looking good for it, then you’re set for success.  I’m actually fairly surprised as Aubrey’s looking pretty good and the copious amount of glitter isn’t hurint anything either.  However, I feel like a trip to vegas to see her perform will be in order just so I can report to you guys how truly terrible/awesome she is on stage.

You know I’m right.  Check out the photos after the jump>>> Continue »

Danity Kane singer Aubrey O’Day couldn’t control her whore genes and would up sucking on the peen of some dude that’s engaged.

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Whoa, what the hell is Aubrey O’Day wearing?  That has got to be the ugliest dress of all time.  What is it, a strand of the Swine Flu attached to some pink crap?  I am constantly confused by her wardrobe choices.  It’s not like she’s got a terrible body, but she has the uncanny ability to make herself look even worse by wearing something like this frock.  It’s absolutely mind-boggling.

For more photos of Aubrey and her super frightened dog keep reading after the jump>>> Continue »

That’s right, Aubrey O’Day.

Because, believe it or not, she didn’t always look so skanky.

Shots from over the years below! Continue »

Check out these pics of blonde Hollywood vixens Aubrey O’Day and Anna Faris. This one’s no contest, really.

I don’t doubt Aubrey can tie a knot on a cherry’s stem with her tongue, but something tells me your d!ck would come out in just the same pretzeled shape if it touched that acid tongue of hers.

Anna Faris easily takes the cake. Not only is she pretty hot, but she’s also funny. Funny always beats skanky, unless you have a fetish for herpes. In that case, keep your distance!

For pics of Aubrey O’Day in the March/April issue of DUB Magazine, and Anna Faris in next month’s GQ Magazine, click here >>> Continue »

Either someone put a mirror in front of Aubrey O’Day and showed her how ridiculous she looks, or someone just asked what it was like the first time her and P. Diddy had anal intercourse. Continue »