People will do the darnedest things if they’re Amy Winehouse!  Now that she and wanker/boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil have split, there’s plenty of opportunity for fun stories to leak out.  Fielder-Civil seems to be embracing the role of “no-talent scorned ex dishing gossip on famous once-lover,” grasping frantically at relevance as he swirls down the Thames, bobbing amongst the sewage slicks and vinegar blossoms and discarded needles, away, away, out of the public’s concern forever.

But not before spilling some stories about, among other things, Amy jacking cocaine from another famous British snow queen… Continue »

What’s new with Amy Winehouse?  Well, she’s still alive, and she’s still enjoying her magical island rehab where she gets to be cured of drugs by drinking all the time.

Sadly, on this most festive and pool-party-y of weekends, Amy Winehouse has been banned from her hotel pool.

“She’s regularly drinking large quantities of wine and rum and no one in her condition should be going anywhere near water.”

Yo, if Amy Winehouse swallowed a little chlorine water on accident, it would be the healthiest thing that’s happened to her all year.   Continue »

A lengthy piece yesterday described Amy Winehouse’s latest adventures on Detox Island.  On St. Lucia, she has two villas, half a dozen caretakers, her new boyfriend, and her cousin.  She seems to have cut back on some of her drug use.  But she’s found a new addiction to occupy her time – the joy of songwriting alcohol.  

Wednesday, about 9am, at the Cotton Bay Village resort in St Lucia and Amy Winehouse is at the bar drinking her second shot of tequila of the day.

‘I think I’m doing very well,’ she chirrups. ‘I’d normally have had six shots by now. Today I’ve only had two.’

Universal Records, in total, is spending around 500,000 British pounds to keep her sober enough to record a hit record for them.  More hijinks, ATJ:   Continue »

Whoa, when the hell did this trainwreck end up back in St. Lucia.  I was still on England alert with her.  Apparently, Amy Winehouse flew the coup (quite literally) and ended up back in St. Lucia.  Now all of London can rest assured that they no longer need to be on red alert for chaos and crank while St. Lucia has to send children out in droves to follow this monster around.

Also, since when does she ride horses around like she’s Lady Godiva?  Like, whoa.  Check out the rest of her super amusing photos after the jump>>> Continue »

Long-distance relationships don’t work. I’m sure they work for someone out there, but in general, chances are you’re not going to make it through. Case in point are Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

The rehabbing singer might have recently returned to the UK from St. Lucia to work on her crumbling relationship with Blake, but according to The Mirror UK, he has already found himself a replacement. A 16-year-old replacement, no less. Ouch! Continue »

Amy Winehouse finally bid St. Lucia farewell over the weekend, flying home to her native London. The recovering addict is rumored to have flown home to repair her crumbling marriage with Blake Fielder-Civil, who was recently released from jail after being charged with assault and attempting to pervert the course of justice. 

Here’s a question: Let’s say Jesus was on your side today and he offered you $10 million, and a chance of nailing a newly single Megan Fox, if you were to put your penis inside Wino’s box and go at it for a half hour– would you do it? It all depends, I suppose, on how much you love money. Or the idea of finally learning what Megan tastes like. Yum.

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The ever charming Amy Whinehouse decided it would be a good idea to do an interview with a reporter from The Sun while on her never ending vacation in St. Lucia.  Among the things said in the interview, the best was not from Amy, but however, a resort guest that she pestered on numberous occassions.

If you’re thinking this is probably about the fact that Amy has been seen crawling around like vermin stealing drinks from other resort guests after being cut off by hotel management, think again.  A male guest who asked to remain anonymous says that Amy hit on both him and his girlfriend, “As soon as we arrived at the resort Amy was all over my girlfriend. She was telling her, ‘You’re gorgeous. I’d love to **** you. Bring your boyfriend, he can watch’.”

Yea, Amy wanted to play with the vagin!  Hilariously, she didn’t get the chance, according to the unnamed source, “If she had been at all good looking we might have done it.  But we just ended up smoking a sneaky joint with her instead.”  Well, I guess if you’re going to give up sex with the beast junkie you’ve got to at least get high with her, right?

Hide your third eye, Amy Winehouse is wearing a bikini! Not only that, but there are some sweet (read “graphic”) shots of her scratching her rotting fish taco while her nipple pops out of her bikini for some fresh Caribbean air.

This is no way to start the new year. God must still be angry about when I used to a slut back in the day. The dude can’t just forgive and forget, now can he?! I do believe this photo beats “2 Girls, 1 Cup” by a landslide. And yes, that statement was said in total seriousness.

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Jesus Christ, hasn’t this chick died already?  This tale is never ending. It’s like some dude hammering away on top of you, refusing to admit his whiskey d!ck isn’t going to be cured anytime soon.

Amy Winehouse has been up to her usual shenanigans lately, including a couple of trips to the hospital and rehab.  These pics are the most recent ones of her leaving a London drugs and alcohol clinic yesterday.

As stupid as this may sound, I always thought the act of shooting heroin to be kind of erotic.  Same with tattoos.  Both of which I never have experienced, nor care to.

I’d much rather just smoke some hash with Anthony Bourdain while in some foreign country before heading off to a local joint and eating some really effing amazing grub. (Someone please make this happen. Hook a sister up!)

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Hey, guess what cl!ts and d!cks?! While you were at the bar over the weekend trying to pick up some warm pie for you to take home and crawl into, crack enthusiast Amy Winehouse made her way to rehab for the Nth time.

It’s believed the singer entered rehab as a way of evading arrest, the consequence she was said to be facing after failing to show up at a meeting for her pending assault case earlier this month.

Don’t believe what the rock stars and celebutards tell you kids, drugs are bad!  If you can’t find it growing on a tree or a cowpie, you really should not go there, unless rotting teeth and stinky nether regions are your fetish.

Just because we can’t see her fur purse, doesn’t mean we can’t infer how many stink lines must be squiggling over that decomposing squirrel.

In contrast, what’s the worst thing that could happen if you roll a joint?  (Hey, it’s not the fault of the Taco Bell staff for nicknaming you the “DP Queen.”  Maybe next time you shouldn’t get drunk and tell them about that one time you wrestled your high school’s football team in the shower. Drunkenness reveals what pot heads can’t remember.)

Here’s Amy high on life over the weekend.

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