The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog is out and you know what that means! Hundreds of VS catalogs will soon be found under the mattresses of underage boys across the country, their pages glued together my natural fluids.

Actually, nowadays that probably isn’t the case. After all, we have the Internet. Anyone can get anything on the Internet, and I’ve never known of any parent to put parental blocks, so Victoria’s Secret catalogs as pseudo X-rated entertainment is slowly becoming a thing of the past. 

They may not be revealing enough for extreme pervs to whip it out, but that certainly doesn’t mean you can’t look at the photos and fantasize about what they’d look like naked and in your arms, yearning for your touch. 

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Photographs of naked women are sexy enough as is, but the fact that the focal point of these black and white photos are of supermodels Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio makes these pics that much hotter.

There is no better feeling than getting off from work and just stripping it all off and rubbing one’s back, massaging the feeling of your constricting clothes out of your body. 

Back in the day I used to be a paralegal and there was no better feeling than coming home and leaving a trail of clothes behind me on the way to the bedroom to lay down. Blazer, blouse, skirt, bra. Take all of them off and just throw yourself on the bed.

The pantyhose is especially restricting, but that one was always the last to go off. There’s something about seeing your reflection in the mirror while wearing stockings that makes a woman feel sexy on the inside!

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People have been giving Alessandra Ambrosio a hard time over how thin she is after having a baby.  Honestly, the woman is tiny, but from what I can tell she’s always been tiny.  That’s her body type and that can be sexy too.

Actually, let me get on my soap box for this.  Every woman is different.  This is sort of like how every penis is different and women put up with that all the time.  Maybe it’s not the biggest, thickest or longest penis, but it’s a penis and it needs loving too.  They’re all different and need to be appreciated equally, just like women.

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Check out these pics of Brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio working hard for her paycheck posing for the camera in her sexy Victoria’s Secret swimwear for a couple of new shoots for the lingerie retailer earlier this week.

This woman is certainly an envy for us women. Just five months after she gave birth to her daughter, the 27-year-old’s body is as slim and toned as she was pre-pregnancy. Certainly she worked hard for that body, but methinks she may have overdone it just a tad.

An additional 5 lbs. of meat would give Alessandra a more womanly figure. She already has a fantabulous ass, but I can’t say that the showing of her hipbones is anything to yearn for.

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I guess I could waste your time talking about how sexy these bitches are, but what’s the point?  Supermodel supreme, Heidi Klum, headed the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show today in Miami.  I’m fairly sure the bitch is robotic because after three kids she looks better than most women do before they have any.

Her cohorts Marissa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Karolina Kurkova, Allessanda Ambrosio, and Adriana Lima took to the runway to shake their asses.  And I’m glad they did.  Cause the though of any other twenty-something average American women doing it makes me vomit in my mouth.

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Victoria’s Secret has a fashion show coming up so they’re bringing out the big guns to promote it.  By big guns I clearly mean the tits and asses of Adrianna Lima, Allessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Karolina Kurkova & Miranda Kerr.

Well, I guess if I were one of the most beautiful women on Earth I’d probably frolic around in a white bikini in the middle of winter too.  Actually, that’s a lie.  I’d probably prance around naked and throw dirty looks in everyone’s direction.

Too bad for the idiot that would try to talk to me because I would have my personal security squash him down to size and put him in a blender.  Then I’d drink him and tell any reporter that asked that my special beauty secret was consuming human flesh and then I’d cackle like Roseanne.  Cause that’s what models do, right?

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Check out these pics of Brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio in Miami earlier this week looking flat-bellied and smoking hot during her first bathing suit shoot since giving birth to her daughter in August.

Don’t you just want to gauge her eyes out? I know I do. I’ve been struggling to lose a measly 5 lbs. and this chick goes back to modeling after three months. Ugh!

I’m sure you boys aren’t complaining. It’s always nice to see the chick you sacrificed your palms for is still as sexy as ever.  It’s almost like it was an investment. Sure, your palms are hairy now, but at least she didn’t turn into Kirstie Alley!

Nueva mamá Alessandra Ambrosio.

The supermodel gave birth to daughter Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur in Brazil on Sunday.

Check out her delish gallery here.

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I’m not exactly sure why these photos of Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes for the Victoria’s Secret book “Supermodel Obsession” have surfaced now, because I think they’re pretty old, but whatever. Hot chicks in lingerie!!

I’ve added some equally appealing photos of Alessandra Ambrosio from the book with the same title after the jump. Why?  Because sometimes more is better.  Especially where your penis is concerned.

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As if sent from up above, Victoria’s Secret models Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Karolina Kurkova, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, and Selita Ebanks take off their clothes for the Sept. issue of GQ Magazine UK.

Group sex, anyone?

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