http://flisted.com Hot Celebrity Snatch Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:03:33 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/b2777396757d45acaf7e20eded674e67?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://flisted.com http://flisted.com/87840/lady-gagas-the-fame-monster-has-leaked-how-is-it/ http://flisted.com/87840/lady-gagas-the-fame-monster-has-leaked-how-is-it/#comments Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:09:05 +0000 Vasari http://flisted.com/?p=87840 Let me preface this by saying that I'm Lady GaGa's straightest fan, and I wish her nothing but the most complimentary bottles of red wine and the most glamorous inhalants eBay can buy.  But even we ridest and dyest of fans have our, "ugh ok Lady GaGa" moments.  The whole "I'm bisexual too!" thing was taxing.  I was pretty eh on the sparkler bra gag as well.  It felt like it had been done before, and I don't care whether it Has Been Done or merely Should Have Been Done, Lady GaGa's appeal is that she Does Otherwise Than That. The new Fame Monster, leaked over the weekend a week in advance of its release (download it via here or here, the "DepositFiles" host site works, after you wait for the ad to time out: look I am all supportive of artists and their intellectual rights especially if those artists are Lady GaGa, but seriously one of this woman's three-ring costumes could feed f*cking Azerbaijan, and Azerbaijan does not even have that low a standard of living), is larded with the fresh GaGa, but you get scoops of the trite GaGa as well.  The bad and the good, after the jump.   ]]> http://flisted.com/87840/lady-gagas-the-fame-monster-has-leaked-how-is-it/feed/ 3 Vasari ALEJJJJJANDRO http://flisted.com/87806/if-you-watched-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-last-night/ http://flisted.com/87806/if-you-watched-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-last-night/#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:34:53 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87806 ...I figured you might want to know that d*cktowel.com is now live.  My roommate Dan who also works for the internet looked up the URL last night during the show.  There was no site ("Did you mean 'd*cktrowel.com'?"), but he checked again today, and whoa, so many MS Paint penises!  Includes a bonus video from the Always Sunny dudes.  "A girl with the towel on works too." As the site exhorts, "Join D*ck Towel Nation!"  It appears you can actually order as well. Nothing about this is safe for work: d*cktowel.com. ]]> http://flisted.com/87806/if-you-watched-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-last-night/feed/ 0 Ben !! http://flisted.com/87801/british-beauty-queens-fight-in-nightclub-over-a-man-named-tornado/ http://flisted.com/87801/british-beauty-queens-fight-in-nightclub-over-a-man-named-tornado/#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:01:02 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87801 Ah, the British.  Give Britain's millions of wayward youths (chavs, wankers, you know the ones) credit for doing their darnedest to erase the international Anglo image of expensive hats, peerages, and porcelain clocks.  In ten years, when we think "U.K." it'll be casual sex, knife fights, and reckless drinking.  This story more or less summarizes the story of Future Britain: Miss England, Rachel Christie, attacked Miss Manchester, Sara Beverley Jones, in the wee hours at a nightclub. Miss England has relinquished her crown.  The fight was over a man.  His name is "Tornado," and he is the British equivalent of an American Gladiator.  More details, ATJ: ]]> http://flisted.com/87801/british-beauty-queens-fight-in-nightclub-over-a-man-named-tornado/feed/ 0 Ben BIT OF A TIFFLE http://flisted.com/87755/rihanna-claims-chris-brown-beat-her-eight-or-nine-times/ http://flisted.com/87755/rihanna-claims-chris-brown-beat-her-eight-or-nine-times/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:20:39 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87755 So.  Chris Brown's interview on MTV and Rihanna's interview on 20/20 will both air tomorrow (Friday), and this thing is looking to be a barnburner, folks.  A short clip of Rihanna's segment with Diane Sawyer has been released, and it's pretty damning.  A few of Rihanna's claims: CORRECTION: You in the comments are right - it is not clear in the clip whether Rihanna is saying she herself was beat eight or nine times.  We'll see tomorrow, I guess. Rihanna was embarrassed to confide in anyone about the violence because she "didn't want people to think that's the kind of person... I fell in love with that person.  It's humiliating to say this happened. To accept that? It's a traumatizing experience." Rihanna left Chris because she felt an obligation as a role model to show girls that domestic abuse is never acceptable: "Any girl who is going through domestic violence: Don't react off of love. F love. To come out of the situation and look at it third-person and for what it really is, you then make your decision. Because love is so blinding." How does Brown plan to address this?  And why Rihanna's decision to drop these bombs now?  Well...   ]]> http://flisted.com/87755/rihanna-claims-chris-brown-beat-her-eight-or-nine-times/feed/ 12 Ben "but never, ever did i beat her TEN times." http://flisted.com/87723/cool-new-trick-to-impress-your-friends-involves-shoes-and-wine/ http://flisted.com/87723/cool-new-trick-to-impress-your-friends-involves-shoes-and-wine/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:11:52 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87723 ]]> http://flisted.com/87723/cool-new-trick-to-impress-your-friends-involves-shoes-and-wine/feed/ 1 Ben http://flisted.com/87718/what-your-beer-says-about-your-personality/ http://flisted.com/87718/what-your-beer-says-about-your-personality/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:21:26 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87718 Fascinating study here from Ad Age that more or less confirms your predilections and prejudices about different beer brands.  A company called Mindset Media polled over 2,000 beer drinkers about their lifestyles.  Some of the data is not surprising (Bud Light is favored by "frat boys"!), but some of it validates more elusive stereotypes you sort of identified but never could quite articulate: "Corona drinkers are 91% more likely than average to buy recycled products and 38% more likely to own three or more flat-screen TVs."  Corona, the beer of choice for the wealthy, kind, happy, thoughtful people you hate. But what of Budweiser, Heineken, and craft beers?  After the jump.   ]]> http://flisted.com/87718/what-your-beer-says-about-your-personality/feed/ 0 Ben if you like Duff Beer, you are 68% more likely to be Duff Man http://flisted.com/87713/tom-morellos-career-path-logically-proceeds-from-stripper-to-guitarist-for-rage-against-the-machine/ http://flisted.com/87713/tom-morellos-career-path-logically-proceeds-from-stripper-to-guitarist-for-rage-against-the-machine/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:33:29 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87713 Tom Morello, legendary Rage Against the Machine axe man, was once a young musician out there trying to get the paper as best he could.  And as it happens, they hand out quite a bit of paper at your friendly local Scores VIP Lounge.  Says he: When I graduated from Harvard and moved to Hollywood, I was unemployable [ed: uh?]. I was literally starving, so I had to work menial labour and, at one point, I even worked as an exotic dancer. ‘Brick House’ [by The Commodores] was my jam! I did bachelorette parties and I’d go down to my boxer shorts. Would I go further? All I can say is thank god it was in the time before YouTube! You could make decent money doing that job – people do what they have to do. A Harvard degree, guitar virtuosity, and an azz like a model?  "Literally starving."  Psh.  Tom Morello could make money on the moon.  More hilarity, ATJ.   ]]> http://flisted.com/87713/tom-morellos-career-path-logically-proceeds-from-stripper-to-guitarist-for-rage-against-the-machine/feed/ 0 Ben balls on parade http://flisted.com/87709/video-woman-calls-911-on-self-for-drunk-driving/ http://flisted.com/87709/video-woman-calls-911-on-self-for-drunk-driving/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:13:44 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87709 ]]> http://flisted.com/87709/video-woman-calls-911-on-self-for-drunk-driving/feed/ 0 Ben http://flisted.com/87705/dont-make-mischa-barton-start-bringing-her-gat-to-the-club-again/ http://flisted.com/87705/dont-make-mischa-barton-start-bringing-her-gat-to-the-club-again/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:41:59 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87705 Let me be the first to admit that this is not a story.  It is just a series of vaguely nonsense details describing the type of non-event that happens in a bar and you retell it the next day, excitedly, as though it were an event, but it is not.  You always do this, and no one wants to hear your stupid stories! People want to hear Mischa Barton's stories, though.  (Literally.  People literally want to know about the things that Mischa Barton does.  Think about that.)  Anyway, Mischa Barton got in a bar fight over Halloween!  It was so crazy!  After the jump.   ]]> http://flisted.com/87705/dont-make-mischa-barton-start-bringing-her-gat-to-the-club-again/feed/ 0 Ben mischa barton will crush you, like insect http://flisted.com/87666/but-also-the-best-celebrity-halloween-outfit/ http://flisted.com/87666/but-also-the-best-celebrity-halloween-outfit/#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:55:10 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87666 ]]> http://flisted.com/87666/but-also-the-best-celebrity-halloween-outfit/feed/ 0 Ben