http://flisted.com Hot Celebrity Snatch Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:03:33 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/b2777396757d45acaf7e20eded674e67?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://flisted.com http://flisted.com/87723/cool-new-trick-to-impress-your-friends-involves-shoes-and-wine/ http://flisted.com/87723/cool-new-trick-to-impress-your-friends-involves-shoes-and-wine/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:11:52 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87723 ]]> http://flisted.com/87723/cool-new-trick-to-impress-your-friends-involves-shoes-and-wine/feed/ 1 Ben http://flisted.com/87718/what-your-beer-says-about-your-personality/ http://flisted.com/87718/what-your-beer-says-about-your-personality/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:21:26 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87718 Fascinating study here from Ad Age that more or less confirms your predilections and prejudices about different beer brands.  A company called Mindset Media polled over 2,000 beer drinkers about their lifestyles.  Some of the data is not surprising (Bud Light is favored by "frat boys"!), but some of it validates more elusive stereotypes you sort of identified but never could quite articulate: "Corona drinkers are 91% more likely than average to buy recycled products and 38% more likely to own three or more flat-screen TVs."  Corona, the beer of choice for the wealthy, kind, happy, thoughtful people you hate. But what of Budweiser, Heineken, and craft beers?  After the jump.   ]]> http://flisted.com/87718/what-your-beer-says-about-your-personality/feed/ 0 Ben if you like Duff Beer, you are 68% more likely to be Duff Man http://flisted.com/87709/video-woman-calls-911-on-self-for-drunk-driving/ http://flisted.com/87709/video-woman-calls-911-on-self-for-drunk-driving/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:13:44 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87709 ]]> http://flisted.com/87709/video-woman-calls-911-on-self-for-drunk-driving/feed/ 0 Ben http://flisted.com/87705/dont-make-mischa-barton-start-bringing-her-gat-to-the-club-again/ http://flisted.com/87705/dont-make-mischa-barton-start-bringing-her-gat-to-the-club-again/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:41:59 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87705 Let me be the first to admit that this is not a story.  It is just a series of vaguely nonsense details describing the type of non-event that happens in a bar and you retell it the next day, excitedly, as though it were an event, but it is not.  You always do this, and no one wants to hear your stupid stories! People want to hear Mischa Barton's stories, though.  (Literally.  People literally want to know about the things that Mischa Barton does.  Think about that.)  Anyway, Mischa Barton got in a bar fight over Halloween!  It was so crazy!  After the jump.   ]]> http://flisted.com/87705/dont-make-mischa-barton-start-bringing-her-gat-to-the-club-again/feed/ 0 Ben mischa barton will crush you, like insect http://flisted.com/87424/guy-from-tool-academy-arrested-for-being-himself/ http://flisted.com/87424/guy-from-tool-academy-arrested-for-being-himself/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:59:08 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87424 It's always pretty funny when this stuff happens: Tyler Synon, an unemployed 22-year-old who appeared on season 2 of VH1's Tool Academy, was arrested for acting like a jack@ss in a bar over the weekend.  According to the police report, the kid "had been having an issue with another group of guests" and was asked to leave. Synon allegedly "took a swing" at the employee who asked him to get out, then "hit a wall and a sign" as he was exiting the bar, causing damage to both. Drunken assault and property damage that isn't even funny: definitely the one-two punch of tool infractions.  No more Jager for you!  Here's the best detail:   ]]> http://flisted.com/87424/guy-from-tool-academy-arrested-for-being-himself/feed/ 0 Ben yep http://flisted.com/87191/vanilla-ice-unites-south-africa-with-light-beer/ http://flisted.com/87191/vanilla-ice-unites-south-africa-with-light-beer/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:54:39 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87191 ]]> http://flisted.com/87191/vanilla-ice-unites-south-africa-with-light-beer/feed/ 1 Ben http://flisted.com/87174/kanye-west-the-broken-down-drunk-in-we-were-once-a-fairytale/ http://flisted.com/87174/kanye-west-the-broken-down-drunk-in-we-were-once-a-fairytale/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:36:49 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87174 Americans love to hate our celebrity degenerates.  There is an aspect of things lurid and inaccessible to us that fascinates - I can't be sitting around shooting heroin all the time because these spreadsheets aren't going to spread themselves, etc. - but we're also unsympathetic and spiteful like, hey Britney Spears, how dare you be so rich and famous and still think you have a right to have problems.  Of course, we also like to see successful people fail in humiliating ways, and Kanye West sort of responds to all that with his new Spike Jonze-directed short film We Were Once a Fairytale. The film opens with Kanye drunk in the club, being obnoxious in a way that could only make sense to a really blitzed person.  ("I just wanted to f*cking have a good time, and somebody sends this stupid-@ss bottle over!  I don't want any special treatment!"  How come when some people get drunk, they insist on paying for things for no reason?  That is a pretty inconvenient drunken reflex, in general.)  Kanye of stumbles through a crowd of disapproval-faced people (SOCIETY), acting the fool, and then he has sort of an Alien chest-burst moment in the bathroom.  Anyway, usually celebrities answer allegations of breakdowns and bad behavior through careful publicist statements, but Kanye's pretty much saying, I brought this all on myself, but I don't like it any more than you do (upside of a big ego: you own your flaws).  And everyone is like, yup, that's our Kanye, always falling all over Fonzworth Bentley in the club and then tearing demon squirrels out of his intestines.  The whole short, after the jump.   ]]> http://flisted.com/87174/kanye-west-the-broken-down-drunk-in-we-were-once-a-fairytale/feed/ 0 Ben "THAT'S MY SONG" http://flisted.com/87095/video-look-a-drunk-guy-who-is-so-drunk/ http://flisted.com/87095/video-look-a-drunk-guy-who-is-so-drunk/#comments Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:39:55 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=87095 ]]> http://flisted.com/87095/video-look-a-drunk-guy-who-is-so-drunk/feed/ 1 Ben http://flisted.com/86903/hasselhoff-back-in-the-hospital/ http://flisted.com/86903/hasselhoff-back-in-the-hospital/#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:17:36 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=86903 You're like, didn't I just read this story two weeks ago?  Unfortunately, yes.  David Hasselhoff, who is one of the most agreed-upon celebrities in the world, is nonetheless having some serious alcohol times lately.  He recently took another trip to the hospital: Staff at the five-star St Martins Lane Hotel manhandled the star to the basement while Ettlinger - said to have a bruised forehead - called for an ambulance. Hasselhoff was taken to London's £1,000-a-night Capio Nightingale Hospital, where he spent two nights in a private suite before he was discharged yesterday. One fellow patient said: "He was recognised immediately. Everyone was thrilled The Hoff had arrived and wanted to meet him." Hopefully the experience of dozens of wasted Brits chanting "One of us!  One of us!" as Hoff was wheeled into the drunk ward will scare the guy straight, but it's hard to see that.  How many sad faces do I have to write here to get you to stop drinking, The Hoff??  I will write as many as it takes.  :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(  Some more details, AtheJ.   ]]> http://flisted.com/86903/hasselhoff-back-in-the-hospital/feed/ 0 Ben i wish i could be this picture http://flisted.com/86825/kevin-federline-renovates-home-with-taco-bell-bags-and-cigarette-butts/ http://flisted.com/86825/kevin-federline-renovates-home-with-taco-bell-bags-and-cigarette-butts/#comments Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:20:18 +0000 Ben http://flisted.com/?p=86825 Growing up, I had an uncle, one of like 7 on my mom's side, whom I was told to avoid.  "If Uncle Jackson shows up at our door, lock the dead-bolt and come get Mommy or Daddy."  I always imagined that Uncle Jackson had a car on which one of the quarterpanels was a different color than the rest of the body, and that he paid for any purchase under $10 with expired coupons and coins ("Uncle Jackson doesn't use the Coinstar because it gives 5% of your change away to charities").  But what would have happened if Uncle Jackson had married a fantastically rich but reality-handicapped superstarstress?  The answer, of course, is Kevin Federline.  K-Fed was recently sued to the tune of $110,661 by the owners of the last house he rented. Kevin Federline did not pay the rent, you see (party foul!), and also created a bit of a mess.  Here is the list of home defurbishments listed in the suit, all donated by the Kevin Federline Extreme Home Makeover Experience, plus pictures. 1) Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles...   ]]> http://flisted.com/86825/kevin-federline-renovates-home-with-taco-bell-bags-and-cigarette-butts/feed/ 2 Ben whoops, don't swim after eating!