Topic: TV

Why Are There Naked Chicks On Children’s Channels?

North Carolina kids got an eyeful of booty and boobs for about two hours when a cable error caused the Playboy channel to be shown on two children’s stations. A glitch in Time Warner Cable’s system caused the adult channel to be screened for bunches of kids in about four towns in North Cackalacky. The other areas simply went black (boy, did they get the short end of the hot stick). Time Warner learned about the problem after several parents phoned in about the nudie-ness being thrown in their kids’ faces in the early morning hours. I can only imagine the sorts of questions those parents were having to field that day before school. At the very least, i’m sure there were a few fathers that we’re too disappointed that they were getting a free peek at some Playboy approved assets.

Via: USA Today

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Jack Bauer and Friends Could Be Heading to NBC

After sky high production costs and slumping ratings reportedly had FOX gearing up to cancel 24, it seems that NBC might just come to Jack Bauer’s rescue. Apparently 20th Century Fox is pushing NBC to take on 24. The series, which has been on for eight seasons, is also expected to become a movie once the final episode airs (whenever that is). The show, starring Kiefer Sutherland, has been a fan favorite for quite a long time and maybe a new network is just what it needs to keep old fans and find a brand-spanking new base of 24-devotees.

But a part of me also wonders is it about time that 24 just packs it in before it becomes a joke? Why not go out at least sort of on top instead of crawling through a few more seasons and being canceled because NO ONE is watching? Plus 24 on the big screen is probably going to be completely awesome, so I would love to check that out sooner rather than later.

Via: Perez Hilton

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Nicole Richie Should Stick to Her Day Job

Clearly talent doesn’t run very far in the Richie family as Nicole decided to show off her awesome rap skills on the “Ellen Degeneres Show.” Well it really wasn’t her choice, as Ellen shoved a microphone her way and put the pressure on Nicole to spit that hot fire. The former reality star explained how at the age 8 her and her friends formed a rap group called Caution. That was all the information Ellen needed to get an impromptu freestyle session from Ms. Richie. Check out how Nicole did after the jump. Continue »

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One Reason to Actually Watch 90210: Jessica Lowndes and Rumer WIllis Make Out

So the CW’s 90210 probably doesn’t rank too high on your must watch TV list, but this steamy hookup between stars Jessica Lowndes and Rumer WIllis might make you change your mind. Photo of their make out sesh after the jump. Continue »

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Pam Anderson’s Too Hot For TV, Ad Gets Banned in Australia

First Paris HIlton, now Pam. The Aussies weren’t too thrilled with Pam Anderson’s latest commercial for Crazy Domains. And what got the former Baywatch and soon-to-be Dancing with the Stars hottie banned Down Under? Well the video features Pam dressed up as a sexy businesswoman who then is featured in a tiny gold bikini, frolicking around with an equally hot brunette while milk is being tossed on the two of them. Sorry, and how does this relate to domains again? Check out the video after the jump. Continue »

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Porn Parody of ‘Intervention’

Now that Tiger Woods and the Jersey Shore are safely on the road to being immortalized in a porn parody, what else is left for the aspiring Steven Spielbergs and (for the freakier types) George Lucas’ of the adult entertainment industry to capitalize on. Eureka! What about throwing in some moans and boobs with alcoholism and drug abuse. Genius! “This Ain’t Intervention XXX” is the brainchild of Hustler and spoofs the A&E reality show, Intervention, which seeks to provide help for people suffering from serious abuse.

Helping people to end their deadly relationship with serious substance abuse, I don’t know why no one thought about a porn parody sooner! And how is the DVD being pubbed?

Whether it is gambling, chronic masturbation or hoarding, these addicts are ready to kick the habit The Hustler Way!”

Hustler always seems to have a way with words. Check out the promo for this stellar cinematic achievement after the jump. Continue »

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Join the Cause: Betty White Should Be on SNL

In a word, that would be awesome! Betty White lovers across the nation have banned together to get the octogenarian to host an upcoming episode of Saturday Night Live. Betty has done a lot of stuff in her very, very, very long career, but delivering a bada$$ monologue on the SNL stage has not been one of them. Now fans have hopped on Facebook and started a group called “Betty White to Host SNL (please?)!” to convince Lorne Michaels and the rest of the crazy kids over at SNL to let Betty take a stab at hosting. I mean hell, if they let Michael Phelps on the show, they might as well let an actual comedienne give it a go.

But why, you ask, would Betty be the perfect candidate to hold it down for every senior citizen whose dreamed of SNL glory? Did you not see the Super Bowl Snickers commercial? Even at 88-years-old, Betty White can still hold her own. Rememberm this is the same woman who played beer pong with Jimmy Fallon. Check out some of Betty’s most awesome moments after the jump. Continue »

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Super Bowl 44 Was Kind of a Big Deal

The numbers are finally in and it turns out that Super Bowl XLIV was the most watched, highest rated television broadcast in U.S. history. In your face Hot Lips! The title was previously held by the series finale of M*A*S*H, which held on to the record for an impressive 27 years. How many people watched the Saints own the Colts? That would be 106.5 million! That was a held of a lot of people who saw Tracy Porter become a hero and even more who saw Hank Baskett become an utterly pathetic loser. Thank the lord he still has that hot Playboy wife to go back to.

Via: Deadspin

Via: The Huffington Post

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Vienna Girardi Spent Ex’s Savings For Boob Job

This is one nightmarish ex. In case you have no idea who the hell Vienna Girardi is, allow me to enlighten you. Vienna really isn’t famous for anything other than being so desperate for a rich available man that she signed herself up for The Bachelor. Th ex-Hooters waitress cleaned her ex-husband Riley’s bank account out for a new rack when he was deployed to Iraq on a tour with the Marines. This girl is certainly a keeper.

As if the situation wasn’t bad enough, Vienna also locked all of her husband’s belongings in storage and would not tell him or his family where they were when he returned from Iraq. It is also important to point out that her hubby was injured while serving our country. And to add FURTHER insult to injury, Riley also suspects that Vienna cheated on him with…who else? A dude he was deployed with!

“She slept with one of my buddies I was deployed with … I’m 99 percent sure she cheated on me…Marrying her was a mistake.

Rumor has it that “the Bachelor” chooses Vienna on the show’s finally. Good luck with that one buddy!

Via: US Magazine

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It’s Time to Get LOST

The time is finally here! Lost premieres tonight on ABC and we couldn’t be much more excited. I mean this is the same show that got the President to change his State of the Union address so it wouldn’t conflict with the show that put smoke monsters, polar bears in the tropics and freaky Wizard of Oz allusions on the map. Plus after five years of Dharma discussions and theorizing about the show like sci-fi freaks, I think we’ve earned some answers.

Via: Baltimore Sun

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