FListed friends Heeb Magazine are hosting a big Jew party on Christmas Eve, “Heebonism,” in a bunch of major U.S. cities.  It was featured on the Travel Channel’s Extreme Wild Parties, so there’s that.  Vid above, tickets at Heeb.

Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape Details. (Bossip)

Meryl’s Middle-Aged Threesome Party. (FilmDrunk)

Paz de la Huerta Naked in Some Movie Called “The Limits of Control” of the Day. (Drunken Stepfather)

Christina Hendricks Looking Great as Usual. (DRW)

Alessandra Ambrosio Beach Photoshoot in St Barths. (Totally Crap)

Bar Refaeli – MTV 2009 EMA – HQ Pictures. (UseMyComputer)

Girl Gallery: Amerie. (Complex)

Lamar Odom Says He Wants To Start A Family “Right Away” With Khloe. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Where In The World Is Jenn Brown? Catch The Future Erin Andrews Tomorrow On CBS Strikeforce. (Busted Coverage)

The Saddest Handjob in America, Louis C.K. Stand-Up. (Uncoached)

Hire a Real Thug on Craigslist. (Guyism)

Most Infamous Celebrity Interviews. (PopEater)

Boob Warmers? (The Frisky)

A Small Collection of “After Party” Shots. (Uncoached)

*Bossip Exclusive*: One NBA Player is Cheating with Another NBA Player’s Pregnant Fiancée! (Bossip)

“This Is It” Soundtrack at Number One. (FilmDrunk)

Midnight T&A: Genevieve Godbout. (Celebslam)

Sex, Lies & Videotape: Celeb Porns We Never Got To See. (The Frisky)

Is Chris Brown Stealing Rihanna’s Thunder? (PopEater)

Miranda Kerr – November CS – HQ Pictures. (UseMyComputer)

So Much Beer… GONE! (Hail Mary Jane)

Megan Fox Rolling Stone Outtakes of the Day. (Drunken Stepfather)

2 Cakes, 1 Kelly Brook. (Celebrity Odor)

The 15 Best Stacy Keibler Videos of All Time. (Epic Carnival)

Hollywood Is Officially Out of Ideas. (Gunaxin)

3 All-Time Greatest Tim Tebow Halloween Costumes. (Busted Coverage)

12 Hottest Female Sports Uniforms. (Guyism)

Paris Hilton Denies Physical Fight With Doug Reinhardt. (Anything Hollywood)

Chris Brown Ticket Sales for “Fan Appreciation” Tour are ———– FLATLINE! (Bossip)

Disaster Porn: Now With More Car Porn. (FilmDrunk)

Samantha Ronson and Wilmer Valderrama: A Love Story. (Celebslam)

Carrie Prejean’s Sex Tape May Have Led to Settlement. (PopEater)

What If Having Sex Made You Lose Your Memory? (The Frisky)

Unemployment Can Be an Art. (Death+Taxes)

Leona Lewis To Embrace Fears And Go On World Tour. (Tittle Tattle)

Amanda Bynes’s Sexy Walk. (HQ-Celebrity)

Michael Lohan Releases Lindsay’s Phone Tapes. (Anything Hollywood)

BEST OF THE 2000′S: THE TOP 100 SPORTS MOMENTS. (Complex)

Carrie Underwood On The Cover Of Lucky Magazine. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Kim Kardashian Charity Boxing Black Eye of the Day. (Drunken Stepfather)

Alejandra Cata Does Lingerie. (Totally Crap)

USC Song Girls Vs. Oregon Ducks Cheerleaders 2009 Recap: Multiple Videos And Multiple Angles. (Busted Coverage)

A Look at Some Bedrooms From Brothels in Germany. (Uncoached)

Worker Stabs Himself To Avoid Shift at Blockbuster. (Guyism)

Kate Beckinsale – Drew Berrymore – Everybody’s Fine – HQ Pictures. (UseMyComputer)

Celebs’ Costumes Get a Little Scary for Halloween. (Bossip)

Kurt Russell’s Audition Tape for the Role of Han Solo. (FilmDrunk)

Lindsay Almost Got Shot. (Celebslam)

Chris Brown’s ‘Graffiti’ Album Cover: Five Awesomely Ridiculous Things About It. (PopEater)

Jerry Springer Funny Video of the Day. (Drunken Stepfather)

The Hottest Wonder Woman Ever? (DRW)

Ewoks Fight and Moonwalk on the “Today Show.” (Totally Crap)

T.I.T.S. “Recession Proof” and Other Words of Wisdom from Graffiti Artist Marek Grubel. (Heeb Magazine)

Plastic Surgeon Gives New Wife Eight Surgeries To Pretty Her Up. (Guyism)

Dumbest World Record in a Long Time: Most Ever People Running in Gorilla Suits. (Uncoached)

Bianca Jeffry is the International Babe of the Day. (Double Viking)

Rihanna Is About To Tell Her Side of the Chris Brown Story. (I’m Not Obsessed)

25 Vaginas for Sale on Etsy. (The Frisky)

Sarah De Herdt Porn-Ish Behavior Puts Belgium Track On Map. (Busted Coverage)

“Empire State of Mind” Style. (Complex)

Eliza Dushku Halloween HQ Pictures. (UseMyComputer)

This Halloween Costume Owns. (FilmDrunk)

The Kardashians Will Promote Anything. (Celebslam)

Alec Baldwin’s 14-Year-Old Daughter Gets a Lil Wayne Birthday Cake. (I like how on the cake, it is spelled “Wade.” Come on, Baldwin.) (Bossip)

The Most Blatantly Sexual Pop Songs. (PopEater)

Some Russian Chick in a Bikini Fights with a Bartender of the Day. (Drunken Stepfather)

Actor Cesar Pierri Loses His Hand in Grenade Accident. (Totally Crap)

Sophie Monk Halloween Party Pictures. (UseMyComputer)

Complex Halloween Costumes: Jon Gosselin. (Complex)

Vanessa Arias Is the International Babe of the Day. (Double Viking)

Mexican Wrestling Just Got… Sexy? (Guyism)

Numa Numa Guy Directs MSU Marching Band During Halftime. (Uncoached)

Max Brooks’s Zombie Survival Guide: The Halloween Edition. (Heeb Magazine)

So Playboy is doing an ’80s music lyrics quiz in which 15 out of 25 correct answers win you two weeks’ free access to the Playboy Cyber Club. I got 20. If you can beat that, I will give you two weeks’ free access to the FListed Reading This Blog Club. Quiz is here.

They Tried To Delete the Klingon Dominatrix Scene From “Star Trek,” But the Internet Sees All. (FilmDrunk)

Damage Control: Chris Brown Works on Cleaning up his Image and Tells TMZ Off Via Twitter. (Bossip)

An A to Z Look: Terrible Geek Halloween Costumes. (Double Viking)

Today’s Best Celebrity Twitters for 10/29. (PopEater)

Stevie Wonder Twittering – What’s Wrong With This Picture? (Death+Taxes)

UFC Octagon Girl Natasha Wicks Plays Dress Up. (Epic Carnival)

10 Hot Rumors About the Ares Rocket Launch. (UseMyComputer)

Miranda Kerr – 2009 Victoria’s Secret Swim Catalog. (Totally Crap)

Shakira – What’s Hot? (HQ-Celebrity)

Tyra Banks is Kim Kardashian for Halloween of the Day. (Drunken Stepfather)

Isla Fisher Looking Very Nice. (DRW)

Would You Smoke With… Rush Limbaugh? (Hail Mary Jane)

Click-A-Chick: Laura Chainti, Miranda Kerr, Aubrey O’Day, Shakira, Larissa Riquelme, & Friends. (Busted Coverage)

Is This The Face of a Woman Who WOULDN’T Spit on a Cop? (Uncoached)

Miss Universe Australia Looks Good in a Bikini. (Guyism)

Chelsea Handler’s Greatest Moments. (Celebrity Odor)

Lindsay Got a New Tat. (Celebslam)

Jay-Z Says He Works Out to Fergie’s “Big Girls Don’t Cry.” (Bossip)

Pulp Fiction Sound FX Mixup Is Legit. (FilmDrunk)

DJ Hero Out Today. (Death+Taxes)

Offensive? (VIDEO) Chris Farley Ad – Over the Top? (Tittle Tattle)

Jessica Jane Clement Cooling Off in Cyprus. (HQ-Celebrity)

Steve Phillips Enters Sex Addiction Rehab. (Anything Hollywood)

Sex for World Series Tickets? (Guyism)

Marisa Miller and her 3 Million Dollar Bra of the Day. (Drunken Stepfather)

Amber Heard – “FHM UK” Magazine. (Totally Crap)

Deadbeat Dad Jose Lima Getting Boozed Up In Dominican Alley, Wearing Ed Hardy. (Busted Coverage)

10 Really Funny Clips from the Show “Super Dave.” (Uncoached)

Economy Really Taking Its Toll on 50 Cent. (Celebslam)

Kanye West & Manager Cleared Of Assault Charges. (Bossip)

Vampire Abstinence Just Got Sexier. (FilmDrunk)

Ivanka Trump’s Big Fat Jewish Wedding. (Heeb Magazine)

Gisele Pregnancy Hoax of the Day. (Drunken Stepfather)

Victoria Secret’s Lingerie Show Recap. (DRW)

Kylie Minogue – Official Calendar 2010. (Totally Crap)

The Mobile Dominatrix. (The Frisky)

Amazing Toys from Childhood. (Uncoached)

The Best Beer Commercial You’ve Never Seen. (Guyism)

Setting Phillies Fan On Fire New Way To Celebrate NLCS Title. (Busted Coverage)

Billy Mays’ Son Having Billy Mays Costume Contest. (Anything Hollywood)

The 50 Scariest Movies of All Time. (Complex)

Thirteen Shirts That Will Get You Beat Up by the Cops. (UseMyComputer)

African King Working Right Under Hospital Officials’ Noses. (Bossip)

Amputee Needed for Costume Accessory. (FilmDrunk)

Heidi Montag Is a Monster. (Celebslam)

Kim Kardashian Dressed Like an Exotic Animal for her Birthday of the Day. (Drunken Stepfather)

Candace Michelle in a Bikini. (DRW)

Drunkest Guy Ever: Silent Film (Larry Goes to the Market). (Totally Crap)

Amber Heard in November 2009 FHM. (UseMyComputer)

Politickin’ With John Brown: A History of Celebrity Deportation. (Complex)

The 10 Most Ridiculous Museums. (Gunaxin)

21 Halloween Costumes That Tragically Will Not Get You Laid. (The Frisky)

Cuff ‘Em: Keith McCants Gets To Visit Jail – Again. (Busted Coverage)

This Might Be the Best Star Trek Photo Ever. (Uncoached)

Ten of the Most Epic Fails in “Who Wants To Be a Millionaire” History. (Epic Carnival)

Tweet of the Year. (Guyism)

The Daily Bikini: Kate Beckinsale. (Celebslam)

Chris Brown’s New Album is a Plea to Get Rihanna Back. (Bossip)

Patrick Bateman Was Based on Tom Cruise. (FilmDrunk)

Best of the 2000s: The Top 100 Video Games. (Complex)

David Letterman Sex Tape?! Affair Scandal Takes New Turn. (Tittle Tattle)

ESPN’s Steve Phillips Affair with Production Assistant. (Gone Hollywood)

Kim Kardashian Wants To Have A Baby By Next Year. (Anything Hollywood)

Nude Jokers Shock Staff at Kilmington Garage. (Totally Crap)

Katie Price Ridiculous Book Signing of the Day. (Drunken Stepfather)

Jenna Haze Compilation. (DRW)

The 27 Greatest South Park Movie Star Cameos. (UseMyComputer)