Happy Halloweekend!  Model and MMA girl Laura Celeste here.

Be safe out there this weekend.  Remember: the first rule of glow sticks is that they are not flasks.  That’s not technically a rule, but you should treat it as one.   Continue »

Playboy sprite, mother, blackjack dealer, model at the Hard Rock in Vegas, AND four-year veteran of the Marines and Operation Iraqi Freedom Sue L. That’s what it is.

But you’re good too!  I’m sure you’ll soon finish that album you’re working on.  Working on listening to.  Soon.  Also: FListed on Twitter.   Continue »

Superdupermodel and eternally beautiful person Claudia Schiffer has never angled to be a judge or consultant on any kind of dance, modeling, or makeover-related reality show like some of her contemporaries have.  I guess she’s trying to throw her weight (figurative, obviously) behind less popular fashion projects that are more arty and needy of charity celebrity facetime.  And that’s great, bravo.  Support the arts and stuff.  But this shoot, entitled “Kunst Pausen,” in the new German Vogue?  What is going on here?  ”The theme of this shoot is ‘wear a trenchcoat and put different household objects on your head.’  We’ll do the bowl of soup last.  Feel free to get creative with the broomstick.”  ”I think this shoot captures the real ‘Claudia Schiffer with household objects on her head’ look.  Courageous spread, guys.  Uncompromising.”  Fur die er menschen auf skurille weise mit altagsdingen umgibt behrumt, after the jump.   Continue »

Don’t know anything about Sophie McCormack.  Would not be surprised to see her in the bloke mags someday, though.   Continue »

Kelli Cecilia, a carwash blonde with a Mattel body, right out of a magazine hidden under your mattress, circa 1986.   Continue »

Looking through today’s post headlines, I feel all the world has to offer is questions.  Let’s make this post, then, an authoritative answer: Emely Villalobos.  Sometimes-blonde, sometimes-brunette Latina model.

Bonus answer to whatever ails ye: follow FListed on Twitter.   Continue »

When the kids say, “I don’t want to take a bath!” they kind of have a point.  Why would you want to be lapping up soap scum and soaking in your own human brine?  Siiiick.  If I want to get pathogens on me, I’ll just eat bacon (don’t you even read CNN.com?).  Baths are kind of gross, more so than anyone really gives them credit for.  Shower power!  I guess what I’m saying is that I don’t have a bathtub, so forget that nonsense.  Marisa Miller, however, definitely has a bathtub – and she knows how to use it.  Kind of.  She’s mostly just blowing bubbles and looking at herself in the wall-length mirror.  You probably would be too, if you were Marisa Miller.  You would probably just have mirrors partitioning the rooms of your house instead of walls.  So that you could always look at yourself wearing makeup in the bathtub.

These shots are from a coffee-table book called Room 23 (that is the bathroom, obviously), and were taken from a GQ photoshoot earlier this year.   Continue »

Classically hot Playboy favorite Sara Jean Underwood.

Don’t forget to do it up Twitter-style with FListed. Continue »

It’s no secret that wearing a top is not one of Kate Moss’s main priorities in any given day.  If you had to list her her priorities, they would go 1) Be on or near a beach, 2) Finish Harry Potter, 3) Google “Kate Moss + topless” and think about trying to wear a top more often, 4) Sudoku, 5) Procure cocaine, 6) Eat a f*cking cheeseburger with bacon and laugh melodiously, 7) TiVo Mad Men, 8 ) Wear top?

Anyway, here she is sans top in something called V Magazine.  She’s supposed to be a Gypsy I guess?  They were like, the theme of this shoot will be “topless Gypsy.”  Any questions?  Good.  I just showed you how fashion works. Continue »

Ashley Roberts is one of the Pussycat Dolls who isn’t Nicole Scherzinger or Aubrey O’Day.  (Aubrey O’Day is in that one, right?  No?  Does it matter?)

Anyway, she’s obviously been wasting her summer prancing around on the beach rather than nosing it to the grindstone in the recording studio to give us the new Pussycat Dolls album America so desperately needs now more than ever, as we try to come to terms with the death of Ted Kennedy. Way to be patriot, Ash.   Continue »