Laura Siani, sometime Maxim Hometown Hottie and, well… I mean what else is there to say?   Continue »

Ah, the British.  Give Britain’s millions of wayward youths (chavs, wankers, you know the ones) credit for doing their darnedest to erase the international Anglo image of expensive hats, peerages, and porcelain clocks.  In ten years, when we think “U.K.” it’ll be casual sex, knife fights, and reckless drinking.  This story more or less summarizes the story of Future Britain: Miss England, Rachel Christie, attacked Miss Manchester, Sara Beverley Jones, in the wee hours at a nightclub.

Miss England has relinquished her crown.  The fight was over a man.  His name is “Tornado,” and he is the British equivalent of an American Gladiator.  More details, ATJ: Continue »

Today: Nayomi Rene, out of California.   Continue »

Pictures of girls?  You love pictures of girls.  This one is Claudia Gallegos.

Also: FListed on Twitter.  All manner of links and musical selections being shared by me on Twitter at any given time.   Continue »

There are a certain set of expectations you bring upon yourself when you choose a moniker like “Nikki Rockstar,” and I think it admirable that Nikki Rockstar meets and even exceeds these expectations.  As though the photographer said, “For this shoot, I want you to imagine that you are a Kardashian, but life turned out differently and you work at a gentleman’s revue.”  And Nikki Rockstar responded, “OK, that is not at all hard to imagine, and this is what it would look like.”   Continue »

Happy Halloweekend!  Model and MMA girl Laura Celeste here.

Be safe out there this weekend.  Remember: the first rule of glow sticks is that they are not flasks.  That’s not technically a rule, but you should treat it as one.   Continue »

Their list of victims reads like a list of, uh, rich people in Hollywood: Lohan.  Hilton.  Fox.  Tisdale.  Bilson.  Patridge.  Bloom (Orlando, not Harold).  They also got Brian Austin Green.  Using information from celebrity gossip sites, a gang of ultra-chic teenage burglars terrorized Tinseltown for almost a year, nipping $2 million in jewelry from Paris Hilton alone.  Five 18-year-olds who broke into the houses of 10 celebrities, holy crap. SADLY, they have been brought to justice.

“They thought it was fun, kind of an adrenaline rush,” Los Angeles police officer Brett Goodkin said. “They would go in and steal the celebrity’s clothes and possessions, things they could never afford on their own.”

As Robin something (Robin Thicke?  I think it was Robin Thicke) used to say, “Steal from the rich and give to yourself.”  One of the accused atoned, ”I just learned my lesson that I need to make some better friends and some better decisions as far as my friends go.”  WRONG.  You already have the best friends possible who make the coolest decisions possible.  I love this story.  These kids are now trying to slough off responsibility for the crimes, but they should be on the rooftops, shouting YOU BET I STOLE $2 MILLION BECAUSE AUDRINA PATRIDGE COULD NOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO SAFEGUARD HER MANSION FROM A BAND OF WAYWARD CHILDREN.  But how will the burglars be charged?   Continue »

California redhead Britt Honey.  If she were an actual nurse in an actual hospital, instead of “swine flu,” it would be called “flu that I want to get flu.”

No, they probably wouldn’t change it.  Still, though.

Don’t 4get 2get kray-z wit us on Twit-R.   Continue »

So last week, this picture of a girl (above) in a Where the Wild Things Are shirt reached the lofty status of Most Agreed-Upon Girl Picture on the Internet.  With her faded-shirt corded-telephone appeal, the anonymous siren historically united the Keeley Hazell lad mag chest-painting set and the Spike Jonze OkCupid plaid pants set.  Plus, all other men and women who are attracted to women.  The pic was on The Chive, and a writer on that site just managed to track the gal down for a brief online talk sesh.  ”Jen Baby” is 22, lives in L.A., and can typically be found

“drinking Budweisers and spending all day listening to Johnny Cash and Stevie Ray Vaughn, hanging out with my rowdy friends, throwin back the tequila, attempting to skateboard or writing meaningful haikus. My life is simple, my life is great, im broke as f*ck….and I’ve never been happier.”

So we’re all like, that look, and she’s cool??  Oh pillow girlfriend, why can’t you shoot unpopular liquors and be interested in urban photography?  And look like Sarahsilvermanatalieportman.  More of her, after the jump. Continue »

Dancer/actress/model Kayla Asaro…   Continue »