The internet can be a scary place for celebrities.  Sure, most celebrity blogs won’t hire paparazzi to run your car off the road, but internet gossip is a lot bigger and meaner than olden-days gossip.  It’s a giant wormhole that sucks actors, singers, and unsuspecting reality TV tools down, and only recently have the celebrities begun to throw themselves in willingly.

But it’s an easy system to game if you don’t mind being called a fat busted whore slut by bloggers and commenters: give ten thousand blogs something to post about you, and ten thousand blogs will post about you.  Ten million people will then read these posts.  No one has this figured out better than Megan Fox and Lady GaGa, neither of whom has achieved anything particularly noteworthy in traditional acting or singing, but both of whom have achieved something much more complicated.  But which is the queen of the celebrity internet?  Showdown, after the jump. Continue »

In these economically bummersome times, thrifty spenders are looking for innovative new ways to drink their cheap beer even more cheaply.  MillerCoors LLC, maker of, uh, Miller and Coors, has just released the new Home Draft package, which is a 1.5 gallon box of beer that fits in your fridge.  It has a tap on it, keeps beer fresh and draft-y tasting for up to 30 days, and comes in two flavors, Miller Light and Coors Light.

This in the wake of other industrial strength beer dispensers for the mass consumption nights, the Heineken mini-keg being the most prominent.  Which of these gives you the best beering experience for your buck?  Rundown, after the jump.   Continue »

Word comes through the wire that Lindsay Lohan parted ways with party compatriot Mischa Barton after the latter got too extreme even for LiLo.

“Everything shifted for Lindsay last year at a party.  Mischa was completely out of control, and Lindsay sat Mischa down then to make it clear that she needed help.  Lindsay was desperate for Mischa to clean herself up and offered a treatment facility and a therapist to help Mischa.  Mischa completely ignored Lindsay, and that was the end.”

Sure, maybe it’s like the pot calling the kettle a failed-career emotionally slurry coke sponge.  But maybe Lindsay was jealous, because she had met her match!  The protege had beaten the sensei!  After the jump, a pictorial comparison of who parties harder… and be sure to cast your own vote as well.  Continue »