Play Today’s Tawdry Mad Lib! It Involves Reality TV, Porn, Knives, and a Fireman.
September 30th, 2009
By: Ben
Another Joey Buttafuoco-style insane freak show of absurdity story here. I’m going to do it as a Mad Lib, and then fill it in for you.
A [type of emergency responder] from [Staten Island/Long Island/New Jersey] who gained notoriety for appearing in [pornographic video for ladies] has been discovered as the other man in the divorce case involving a contestant on [D-grade reality TV series on ABC], who had [type of injury you can inflict with a knife] her husband in the [body part that is vulnerable to knives]. The lovers had traded messages on [social networking site] along the lines of “I want you to know how [expletive] bad I wanna [verb] you right now [series of punctuation marks].”
Do it at home, then check your answers, after the jump! Continue »
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