Some matches are made in heaven, others are made in Heaven: Xotic Lounge and Gentleman’s Revue.  Love is a many-splendored thing!  This couple in the U.K. pulled all kinds of splendor out of the hat when they tied the knot in a “glamour-themed” strip-club-hosted ceremony:

Phil Wharam, 50, tied the knot with Lynfa Lawson, 46, at a glamour-themed ceremony with 120 guests at Katz in Basildon, Essex.

Manager Dean Kayne, 38, said: ‘We are just making use of our very good facilities.’

Essex, it helps to know, is considered something like the New Jersey/Long Island of England, home to London’s bridge-and-tunnel crowd.  Except instead of guidos, they have “chavs” and “yobs” who, if you can believe it, wear plaid clothing, dye their hair, and listen to white rappers.  It is our cultural differences that make us unique and special!

Oh, and I don’t know what the picture’s about.  Except, obviously, the best bachelorette party ever.

Source: Metro via Nerve.

It’s the single-serving sites with the simplest premises that work best.  At Wal-Mart, you don’t necessarily have to wear what some dictionary would call a “shirt.”  Hipsters always have to make a contest out of being terrible.  And most men will overlook virtually anything to bed an attractive woman.  That’s what drives No First Date, a series of conversations on a free dating website between a man posing as a pretty lady and his/her numerous gentleman callers.  In each, the writer sees how weird his female avatar can get before her suitors disengage.  It plays out like a cross between Boiling Point for desperate men and To Catch an Idiot.

Some of the victims are creeps, some are nice guys who are probably too naive to be using the internet, and some are simply fools, but this is pretty no harm, no foul all around I think.  Be sure to at least read the top few “Most Popular” ones.

No First Date.  Thanks to Jessika for the tip.

Well, this is fun.  Yang Ya-ching, a 27-year-old Taiwanese blogger and music student living in Paris is going to make out with 100 different strangers and photograph each kiss.

The desire for a lasting memory of Paris is what inspired Yang. According to her blog, the first kiss was from a worker installing outdoor advertising and was like “an autumn leaf falling into my pocket by accident.”

It was pretty special for him too until he learned that she pulled that play on EVERYONE.  From the looks of the photos so far, she’s at least halfway through, so if you’re a handsome lad in Paris, you best look out or she will neck the sh*t out of you and dump you out on the street like a fresh pail of garbage from un cafe (it’s France; no littering laws).  So keep it in your scarf.  There is indeed a minor controversy, plus a few photos from her project, ATJ:   Continue »

Legendary auteur of such cinematic tours de force as Rush Hour 2 and one of the new X-Men movies Brett Ratner is at work on a new autobiographical film, New York I Love You, and it is to be his most “personal” yet.  The Oscar ceremony cut will obviously be this scene:

“In the original ending, she (the girl) is a cripple, and they have sex as she’s hanging from a tree in Central Park. Everyone was freaking out over my short, so I changed it to where she wasn’t a cripple, but an actress pretending to be a cripple.”

The Oscar for Best Sex With a Cripple in a Tree in Central Park (only in New York, LOL am I right??) goes to Brett Ratner!  Hooray!  ”I, Brett Ratner, would like to thank the producers, the crew, Mom, L. Ron Hubbard, and Tanya, the paraplegic young lady I loved up as she hung from a tree.  Without her, there would have been no movie.”  More ridiculousness, AtheJ: Continue »

Fun new activity for tourists in Arizona – “The Polygamy Experience: A Guided Tour of Colorado City.”  The four hour tour lets visitors get a close-up look at a community where the favorite pastime is “marriage” and the favorite number of wives per man is “as many as possible.”

The four-hour tour includes chats with the polygamists, who are members of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, a sect of rogue Mormons who still practice wife-collecting (aside: give them credit for actually putting the word “fundamentalist” in the title of their religious organization.  Might as well own it!).  The main Mormon church is not particularly happy with this new tourism initiative…   Continue »

British socialite Clare Irby, 30, an heiress in the Guinness family, was arrested on charges of turning the first class cabin on a recent lengthy flight into a Sid Vicious hotel room adventure: crushing bottles of wine and mile-high-clubbing it in the seats while her naked toddler ran loose in the cabin.

“They were both loud, drinking. One passenger became concerned for the defendant’s son, who was two or three years old who at one stage was running around the aircraft naked.”

It’s like Trainspotting, on a plane (Planespotting?) – Lindsay Lohan can be offered the main role and turn it down for incomprehensible reasons, Christian Bale can play the paramour, and David Carlyle can more or less reprise his original role, except this time he’s a sociopathic air marshall who kicks whiny passengers out of the emergency exits.  Oh, another detail: the guy Irby was groping was onboard with his girlfriend, asleep in another seat.  She woke up, though… Continue »

Denmark is apparently suffering a bit of a tourism downturn.  If I want to visit a winter wonderland of willowy, morally progressive blondes riding polar bears through rivers of vodka, I’ll visit Sweden.  If I want to visit the cored-out, decaying infrastructure of decades of Soviet mismanagement, I’ll visit Russia.  If I want to visit Finland, I’ll just do it, I guess.  And none of that matters because I don’t have any money anyway.  You see how this begins to look problematic for Denmark?

So their tourism folks started a campaign all the kids could get behind: a viral video that all but promises casual sex with attractive people to any old visitor of Denmark!  For whatever reason, though, not all Danes are pleased with this depiction of their people.  Video after the jump.   Continue »

Dogs, like all people, want to have sex.  And if you think about, the domesticated dog never really gets to.  It’s kind of weird and even cruel that we expect these little guys to run around and play with us and be our best friend or whatever for fifteen years without even getting to do the naturalest thang in nature.  What kind of friend c*ckblocks his “best friend” for fifteen years?  A pretty bad friend.  And our solution to this is typically just to get surgical on dogs so that they have no more fuel in the tank.  What kind of friend tricks his “best friend” into going to the hospital so that a doctor can knife him in the crotch?  A pretty bad friend.

But now you can treat Snuffles right though, with the DoggieLoverDoll, which is basically a RealDoll for dogs…   Continue »

Which Hung actor thought to be split from his equally voluptuous wife has finally reunited?  Earlier this year she filed for divorce, but mysteriously has asked to have the divorce petition to be dismissed?  Perhaps the canceling of her CBS television show made her look into the future and see she’s destined to be with Mr. Hung?

Check for the answer after the jump>>> Continue »

Former Playmate & Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson has married her sweetheart football player Hank Baskett.  The two are expecting a child on Christmas Day.  Kendra’s former cohorts on her Girls Next Door show Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison were bridesmaids and can be spotted in wedding party photos wearing lavender, as well as being very blond.

After the ceremony Kendra took to her own website and blogged:

Wussup everyone???? It’s the new Mrs. Hank Baskett!!!!!!!!! Ahhhh hahahahahha!! I cant believe I’m a married woman! Yayyyyy.

We can barely believe it either.  Check out the rest of the photos from her wedding after the jump>>> Continue »