Your Daily Fug!

December 3rd, 2007

By: Melysa

 

Paris Hilton shows off her new DSL’s Dec. 2 during a party at Crimson

Looks like Paris Hilton got her lips a little too close to the penis pump this time.  Hey, when your blowing skills are as lame as hers, you can’t blame her for trying to up her game. Even if just superficially.

Not even for a million bucks would I let that girl’s lips near my body. Aside from her seriously atrocious suckage skills, I’m pretty sure her mouth secretes battery acid rather than saliva. Even Kim Kardashian’s looks like she gives better head than this bobble head.

Paris Hilton shows off her new DSL’s Dec. 2 during a party at CrimsonParis Hilton shows off her new DSL’s Dec. 2 during a party at CrimsonParis Hilton shows off her new DSL’s Dec. 2 during a party at CrimsonParis Hilton shows off her new DSL’s Dec. 2 during a party at Crimson

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2 Comments on “Your Daily Fug!”

  1. Dec 3, 2007 - 12:34 pm
    wtf

    she looks like she has herpes,,,,tee-hee

  2. Dec 4, 2007 - 6:40 am
    Phil McCrackin

    Just change your name to “Lota Goo” already!!!!

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