Lindsay Lohan’s Poon Now Accepting Applications
November 30th, 2007
By: Melysa

Lindsay Lohan and Riley Giles are over. Who didn’t see this one coming? Even Britney could figure this one out.
“They’re over – they’ve broken up,” a source says. “They split after Thanksgiving weekend.”
Adds another source: “She is concentrating on her life and her career.”
Concentrating on her career? Excuse me, did you mean getting paid to shop?
“She made it pretty clear when they got home [from Thanksgiving break],” says our source. “It’s over.” And the reason? “She got tired of him pouting all the time,” says a Lindsay pal.
“He never paid. Yeah, we know Lindsay is the rich and famous one, but come on. Be the man once in a while! Pay for a round of Cokes. I mean, they weren’t even drinking alcohol, so how much could a round of Cokes be?”
Ugh, a pouty man is sooo annoying. No woman wants some crybaby licking between her legs. And if that’s not bad enough a cheap man to boot? Hell no!
I once dated a guy who actually was wow-ed by a $20. Can you believe that? When I wouldn’t put out, I woke up to him wanking in bed. Cheap men are the worst!
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