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Shia Pulls a Fox, Slams ‘Transformers’ and Michael Bay (Popeater)

Move Over Tiger, Elin’s Done Got Herself A New Brother (Bossip)

Lindsay’s Porn Flick Gets Distributor, But She Cannes’t Come (FilmDrunk)

Lil Wayne Concert Promoters Sued For Canceling Concert (HipHopWired)

Jim Carrey is a Slut (Celebslam)

Dirty Dog Diaries: Matt Lauer Has Been Getting A Side Dish Of Soulfood… From Whitney Houston’s Sister! (Bossip)

The Cameron Diaz Effect: Is She Helping A-Rod’s Game? (Popeater)

David Boreanaz and Rachel Uchitel Texts Leaked (Gone Hollywood)

Lady Gaga Calls Greyson Michael Chance on ‘Ellen’ (Popeater)

The Creepiest Wedding DJ in the History of Wedding DJs (BroBible)

Brazil Will Win the World Cup, USA Won’t Last Long, Says UBS Wealth Management Team (BroBible)

The Arizona State Undie Run Is All Sorts Of WIN (Caveman Circus)

Silver Hooks Up In Hollywood (For Ladies By Ladies)

Hey, Dodgers Chick! How About Mooning Camera From Behind Home Plate? (Busted Coverage)

Japanese Wonder Reon Kadena (Uncoached)

Teacher Fired For Beating Down Child In Class [Video] (HipHopWired)