Your Daily Fug!
November 29th, 2007
By: Melysa
And the winner for the hottest Hollywood couple is…. Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter! Woo! I’m totally serious too. Who cares about Brangelina when you have these two elegant individuals?
The idea of Tim Burton going down on me sends shivers up my spine. From pleasure, of course. You know he’d put that goatee to good use by gently tickling the clit with. Oh how I’d love to run my fingers through his greasy hair.
And as much as I’d like to taste Helena, that pregger’s belly just ruins the entire situation. She is so effing cute though. Still, the people over at TLC’s What Not to Wear should really pay her a visit. I’m sure the woman actually thinks she looks fly in that Halloween costume.
Watch Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp singing “A Little Priest” after the jump!
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They look so… I don’t know… desgusting…