Hump Wednesdays: Sexpert Q&A — Anal Sex

Q: I want to have anal sex, but my girlfriend is not sold on the idea. How can I convince her to do it with me?

A: First and foremost, if your partner doesn’t want to do something, don’t do it! Make sure your partner and you discuss what each other is into. You don’t want to find out two years in that your man likes to be stripped, bound, placed in the trunk of his car and driven around town, your groceries just inches away. Trust me.

A person who obeys their inner sexual voice is more likely to have a more fulfilling sex life than one who needs convincing. That is to say, if you want to have booty sex with your girlfriend, get yourself a girl who wants it just as bad as you do!

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Or as Chris Rock would say, “If you a crackhead, your woman gotta be a crackead too, or the sh*t won’t work. That relationship ain’t going nowhere. But two crackheads, they can stay together forever.”

I’ve met several a girl who frowns upon oral sex and I cannot begin to fathom what kind of fags would commit to such sexually disinterested females. Same for women. If you are not with a man that would rather eat your fish taco than actual food, you’re doing yourself a disservice.

Don’t be ashamed of gets you off! If your sexual desires aren’t being met, go get them. Why deprive yourself of the things that make you hard or wet? By all means you deserve it.

In the end it’s between your girlfriend and your passion for the ass. Are you ready to admit you may never find her on all fours, waving her ass as if to beckon you?

One question, does she at least swallow?

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