New Haven Woman Calls 911 to Give Her a Ride Home From The Club

Now this is some quality ignorance. Quandria Bailey, a 28-year-old genius from Meriden, Conn. has been charged with six counts of misuse of 911 after calling the emergency hotline six times to get a ride home from the club. After being picked up for her utter stupidity, Quandria was released on $1000 bond and has a court appearance scheduled for May 5th.

What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall during that court date. How could this chick possibly explain why it would be reasonable to assume that a police officer, EMT worker, firefighter or any other person in uniform would come to her presumably drunken rescue. Calling 911 usually means that you are involved in some sort of emergency situation and I hate to break it to you Quandria but hauling your sweaty self from the club doesn’t count as an emergency. Do better…or at least try.

Via: The Hartford Courant