Daisy Fuentes Has A Way With Words

We love when hot girls decide to scrawl out all their thoughts in book form. We don’t love it because some profound, life-altering revelations are made, but because it almost always guarantees that something slightly stupid or incredibly embarrassing will be said. So we thank you, Daisy Fuentes, for proving us right.

Latina Magazine is featuring excerpts from Daisy’s book “Unforgettable You: Master The Elements Of Style, Spirituality And True Beauty.” It’s hilarious., yet somewhat strange.

Does size matter?

Having a very small penis can affect his self esteem. Some guys deal with it by buying a Porsche or a Hummer.

Should you ever fake orgasm?

Faking an orgasm is like giving your dog a treat when he poops on the carpet. Your guy needs to know what works and what doesn’t. The only way he can find out is by your reaction.

What if one of you wants a third party?

If I’m really honest (principles aside), it’s like when you go to an amusement park with two friends. Someone rides alone, and it’s not going to be me.

Is there really such a thing as the Mile-High Club?

Yes, there is. I’d recommend doing it only if you’re on a private jet, though.

The orgasm analogy is still a little concerning, but if that’s how you want to think about the Big O who are we to stop you.

Via: Guanabee