HEARTY BREAKFAST

Miranda Kerr, Gisele Bundchen, Candice Swanepoel, and AnnaLynne McCord Show Off Their Bikini Bodies (BroBible)

Jesus Take The Wheel: 3rd Grader Brings Heroin To School And Passes It Out To Students?!?! (Bossip)

Sure Hollywood, Zac Efron as a Drug Smuggler, Ok (FilmDrunk)

T.I. Announces Title, Release Date For New Album (HipHopWired)

Kelly Rowland’s Rage Over Qantas Flight (Popeater)

Tila Tequila Flashes (Celebslam)

Amanda Seyfried Sex Scene in Chloe of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)

100 Pictures Of Scarlett Johansson (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Catherine Zeta-Jones Nude For Allure – Photos (Gone Hollywood)

For the Hour, Larry King’s Already Nasty Divorce (Popeater)

Melissa and Tammy Etheridge Split After Nine Years (Popeater)

Wall Street Research Analysts Prefer ‘Dicks’ Over ‘BJs’ (BroBible)

Tila Tequila Mourns Casey Johnson With Strippers… (For Ladies By Ladies)