Sarah Palin Earned $12 Million Being Unemployed

Wow, where do I score a gig like that! Since leaving the esteemed governorship of the great state of Alaska, Sarah Palin has earned at least $12 million. In case you stopped caring about what Sarah was doing, sometime between mentioning Alaska’s close proximity to Russia and talking about a pitbull with lipstick, she left office in July 2009, so it hasn’t even been a year and this chick has already raked in a ton of cash. Since the political nightmare that is Sarah Palin likes to play it conservative and not give specifics about her earnings, it is difficult to nail down an exact figure. But ballpark estimates about her book deal, speaking engagements and television appearances have the Republican poster moron taking in some serious cash. If only she had been that efficient when she was actually important, maybe things would have turned out differently for her.

Eh, who am I kidding? Some idiot in a tiny Alaskan village certainly misses having Sarah Palin around to make them look that much smarter. Need a refresher as to why you don’t dig Sarah, I think Matt Damon can help you with that. Video after the jump.

Via: Gawker via ABC News