Jesse James Takes A Page Out Of Tiger Woods' Playbook, Goes To Sex Rehab

Philanderer of the moment Jesse James is now taking his cues from Tiger Woods and has decided to haul his cookies to sex rehab. The soon-to-be former Mr. Sandra Bullock is chilling out in Arizona at the Sierra Tucson rehab center undergoing treatment for his unquenchable thirst for pale, tattoo-laden mistresses. If that wasn’t amusing enough, TMZ reports that police officers pulled over a plateless Jesse, at which point he explained that he was heading to Arizona to save his marriage. Too little, too late don’t you think, Jesse? Something tells me that somewhere between mistress number one’s Nazi photos and the rest of the other ladies coming out of hiding, Sandy probably had enough.

Either way, Jesse is convinced that a little sex rehab might be just what he needs to get his marriage back on track (and of course save face to the rest of the world who thinks he’s a pathetic mess). But with rumors swirling that Sandra has already started divorce proceedings, we’re not sure if anything would be able to save this union. Not that we really want that to happen. Sandra Bullock is a beautiful, successful (now Oscar-winning) star who should be aiming for million dollar condos not trailer parks.

Via: The Sun