The Tabloids Are Already Writing Lindsay Lohan's Obituary

That’s a really bad sign when people are already predicting you’re going to kick the bucket. And you’re 25. But I guess it shouldn’t be all that much of a surprise when you’re Lindsay Lohan. Word on the street is that there are several media outlets who have begun writing Lindsay’s obituary so in the event that she meets an untimely demise, they’re not caught off guard. Wow, what a commitment to journalistic integrity and delivering the news efficiently! More after the jump.

An editor at one of the publications planning for a Lohan demise recently told Popeater:

“We all scrambled when Brittany Murphy and Heath Ledger died, and we don’t want that to happen again.”

Oh heavens no, we can’t have that! Well as insensitive as I think the pre-obituaries might be, I can’t say that they’re too off the mark. Lindsay has certainly been getting into her fair share of trouble recently, causing everyone and their mother to worry about the starlet. This weekend, in fact, Lindsay once again made headlines when a mysterious cloud of white smoke seemed to pop out of her shoe with every step as she made her way to a friend’s house. Yes, I said white smoke. I’m just as confused as you, but when clouds start radiating from her shoes, that’s definitely not a good sign.

Via: Hot Momma Gossip

Via: The Blemish